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[Majukun]

so what about the update of episode 1?anyone found something has changed?

 

[Woffls]

http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh/

Is it relevant that 'e' and 'f' are missing from this sequence?

 

[Salsa]

Is it relevant that 'e' and 'f' are missing from this sequence?

Episode 3

Gordon Freeman


IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME


and again just because its perfect for this moment and this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

 

[Cindres]

Episode 3

Gordon Freeman


IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME


and again just because its perfect for this moment and this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

I knew what that would be before i clicked it xD

SO PUMPED. It's like half 1 in the morning, tomorrow is gonna be such a long day.

 

[Zombie James]

http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh/

jesus it's happening

 

[Woffls]

EPISODE FOUR! GOOD GOD KING!

 

[Salsa]

Dear Reader,

I underestimated you. You have, for want of a better word, surprised me.

Congratulations are in order. I am glad to see you have uncovered the meaning of the word you found embedded inside the map of the major metropolis.

Using this word you have blazed a trail forwards that not even my research was able to uncover.

I thank you for your hard work. May you eventually find freedom from SHE whom we both fear.

Please note, some of you are too fixated on the spelling of the word 'clew'. It may be that the way I spell 'clew' is indeed a clue, but not the kind you think.

Again, congratulations. You have somewhat redeemed yourselves in your own eyes. Only time will tell if you have redeemed yourselves in mine.

From what I can see, you have little more use for my guidance. Thus, until we meet again - this is where I get off.

Sincerely,
He Who Watches From The Beginning

FROM THE WIKI OHGOD

 

[BY2K]

Yup, Portal 2 is releasing early.

 

[theinfinityissue]

this music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KouCP8KdyDU

+

the countdown

=

manly tears

 

[Drkirby]

Is it relevant that 'e' and 'f' are missing from this sequence?

Maybe just to make it harder to guess?

To be honest, you could of likely brute forced that URL, since you get "Forbidden" rather then a "This link appears to be broken." for the directories.

 

[pix]

Is there a guide somewhere on how to get the potatoes?

edit: nvm found it.

 

[Salsa]

ALSO THIS http://www.aperturescience.com/ctrl14/bootstrap/

UGHHH WAT

 

[Ferrio]

ALSO THIS http://www.aperturescience.com/ctrl14/bootstrap/

UGHHH WAT

Ooh someone needs to reconstruct it...

 

[Superimposer]

WATCHER IS G MAN CONFIRMED. He signed off with 'This is where I get off'

 

[Zombie James]

That's 12PM EST?

 

[Salsa]

Valve just dropped the biggest fuckin bomb all at once, too much stuff going onnnnnnn

 

[Konosuke]

e and f? Final Episode?

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

This is probably old, but someone just pointed this out to me.


http://www.aperturescience.com/


Watch the loops, you should see something out of place.

 

[BY2K]

Oh God the Watcher is G-MAN.

 

[Spookie]

Oh shit. :|

 

[Majukun]

Dear Reader,

I underestimated you. You have, for want of a better word, surprised me.

Congratulations are in order. I am glad to see you have uncovered the meaning of the word you found embedded inside the map of the major metropolis.

Using this word you have blazed a trail forwards that not even my research was able to uncover.

I thank you for your hard work. May you eventually find freedom from SHE whom we both fear.

Please note, some of you are too fixated on the spelling of the word 'clew'. It may be that the way I spell 'clew' is indeed a clue, but not the kind you think.

Again, congratulations. You have somewhat redeemed yourselves in your own eyes. Only time will tell if you have redeemed yourselves in mine.

From what I can see, you have little more use for my guidance. Thus, until we meet again - this is where I get off.

Sincerely,
He Who Watches From The Beginning

OMG....these words sounds sooo familiar ò_ò

 

[Phantom Limbs]

Thus, until we meet again - this is where I get off.

UHHHH

WATCHER IS G MAN CONFIRMED.

UHHHHHHH

 

[Sober]

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST I HAVE FILM SCHOOL TOMORROW AND ALREADY SKIPPED TODAY


NOOoOOoOOOOOOOOO

CURSE MY EXAM SCHEDULE! (It would've worked out if it just came out on the 19th!)

 

[Salsa]

Guys, the message i posted from The Watcher page is the same as the codded one right beneath it.

You know the only difference ?

for some reason the translated text is missing a single letter..


..a G

......
..........


All i have to say is THIS

 

[B-Dex]

All I see is the Holiday Vault (with xmas choir still alive)! OMG Christmas came early with Portal 2!!!!!

Spoiler

OMG Co-Op Portal 2 Bots are in the holiday vault!

 

[Superimposer]

Guys, the message i posted from The Watcher page is the same as the codded one right beneath it.

You know the only difference ?

for some reason the translated text is missing a single letter..


..a G

......
..........


All i have to say is THIS

Ruined somewhat by the anticlimactic HP advert before the video

 

[MasterShotgun]

Watcher is G-Man?

Someone hold me.

 

[Twig]

I have a gold potato on my profile now. X:

www.steamcommunity.com/id/twig

 

[Salsa]

OMFG LOOK AT MY PROFILE

UNGHHHHHGHGHNGNNGNGN

 

[Zomba13]

Everyone with 35 Potatoes, check your profile

 

[Salsa]

I LOVE YOU EUROPE


FUCK THAT HP ADVERT

 

[Sai-kun]

People with 35 taters: Grats on your golden tater. Link to your profiles >

 

[Pipomantis]

Community is down :O

 

[B-Dex]

No fair! I need 30 more taters

 

[Chavelo]

OMFG LOOK AT MY PROFILE

UNGHHHHHGHGHNGNNGNGN

SALSA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/cries

 

[The Technomancer]

Ahahahahaha

 

[Ferrio]

I have a gold potato on my profile now. X:

www.steamcommunity.com/id/twig

What's with the Potato banner on the right?

 

[brotkasten]

Everything is fine here.

 

[Revolutionary]

I don't know, I have a hard time believing the motherfucking G-Man is afraid of GLaDOS.... and that we figured out something that "not even his research was able to uncover".

 

[Zomba13]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/zomba13

 

[Pipomantis]

Salsa, Baha, my sincere and deep congratulations.

You've earned this damn gold potato.

 

[Salsa]

THE 36 AND FINAL POTATO JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE

LIFE COMPLETE


ZOMBA, BAHA LETS HOLD HANDS

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I read that letter in my head in GMan's voice and not only does it fit with his dialog patterns, but it's super creepy

What the hell did Aperture invent that GMan is afraid?

 

[Twig]

I don't know, I have a hard time believing the motherfucking G-Man is afraid of GLaDOS.... and that we figured out something that "not even his research was able to uncover".

Yerp. It's not G-man, you people are crazy.

Spoiler

I want it to be G-man.

What's with the Potato banner on the right?

You get it for playing each potato sack game once.

 

[Superimposer]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/zomba13

Wait, are you infected now or something? You have that 'I'm okay. I am still a person' description.

Anyway I have multiple orgasmed tonight. Can't wait to see what Portal 2 will tell us about the G man

 

[Baha]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/BahaFS/

 

[Ferrio]

I read that letter in my head in GMan's voice and not only does it fit with his dialog patterns, but it's super creepy

What the hell did Aperture invent that GMan is afraid?

Glados of course.

 

[Salsa]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/pablitomm btw

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

God damn. I... just... God damn.

 

[Zomba13]

Wait, are you infected now or something? You have that 'I'm okay. I am still a person' description.

Anyway I have multiple orgasmed tonight. Can't wait to see what Portal 2 will tell us about the G man

Nah, I just put it there for the lulz.
I did have it say 'I am fine. I am' etc that the AAAaaaA voice told you to tell 'them' to see if it'd do anything but it didn't.