Put the wind chime in your own house then.
"My dead dad loved music so I'm going to blast out his favourite songs as it reminds me of him."
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"My dead dad loved music so I'm going to blast out his favourite songs as it reminds me of him."
WTF is an adult preschool?
edit:
Ok I had to look it up. It is EXACTLY as it sounds:
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/grownups-pay-big-bucks-attend-nyc-adult-preschool/story?id=29701836
Fuckin' Brooklyn.
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