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[AlphaSnake]

Explains why her brother wanted no part of it.

 

[seanoff]

Almost any other couple i'd disregard this out of hand.

But the massive narciscism displayed by both of them before this makes all of this unfortunately realistic and probably true.

The golden toilet tower i heard about before the wedding.

 

[FireAndBlood]

Aziz Ansari needed to go so we could later hear about it in one of his stand-ups. Or Charlie Murphy.

 

[Jangocube]

Oh god, that story is great. Kanye being a drama queen? Ya don't say!

And the whole Jaden thing just takes it to a whole different level.

 

[plasmawave]

All I got out of that story is Jaden is the white batman.

 

[ghostmind]

That dude in red looks like a Street Fighter IV character.

 

[Blastoise]

I feel embarrassed for Will Smith.

 

[Elwood Blues]

All you have to do is read some Will Smith's views on parenting to realize why Jaden is the way he is. The wedding however doesn't sound like a disaster but the best thing ever. The divorce proceedings certainly have a lot to live up to.

 

[Jenov]

holy shit those pics, lolol its gotta be somewhat true. and hah it looks like they got the devil presiding over the wedding there too. so awesome.

 

[Blastoise]

Hopefully Kanye listens to his own lyrics:

Cause when she leave your ass she gonna leave with half

 

[Htown]

If Jaden is going to a wedding in a white Batman costume, I can only assume that this sketch is 100 percent true.

 

[onken]

Completely nuts. I believe every word.

 

[Kusagari]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

This picture is really something else. You've got Kanye and Kim walking down the aisle to meet Jaden Smith in a Batman costume and a large man who appears to either be cosplaying as a lobster or the Devil.

 

[toastyToast]

Please tell me this was filmed

I would pay money to hear that 45 minute toast

 

[Grinchy]

I would pay money to hear that 45 minute toast

It probably sounds like every interview he's ever done.

 

[riotous]

This picture is really something else. You've got Kanye and Kim walking down the aisle to meet Jaden Smith in a Batman costume and a large man who appears to either be cosplaying as a lobster or the Devil.

It looks like them after they've left the aisle together.

They are walking behind those chairs and people are turned around.

Only Jaden is in between the chairs and Kanye, as if he ran back there or something.

LOL

 

[Deleted member 80556]

I chuckled a bit with everything until the Andrea part. Man, why'd you do that to a blind, humble guy. Assholes.

 

[Blearth]

Almost any other couple i'd disregard this out of hand.

But the massive narciscism displayed by both of them before this makes all of this unfortunately realistic and probably true.

The golden toilet tower i heard about before the wedding.

Unfortunately?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why do you want the world to be so fucking boring?

 

[~Kinggi~]

Unfortunately?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why do you want the world to be so fucking boring?

Nothing wrong with not being boring. But being total assholes achieving it is a problem.

 

[Duress]

Batman costume is formal wear

 

[Ether_Snake]

I bet Kanye asked for the pope to be there.

Can't believe Ghost Face rapped with this twat.

 

[Kraftwerk]

Nothing wrong with not being boring. But being total assholes achieving it is a problem.

lol

 

[Thorakai]

I don't care if the rest of the story is false, Jaden dressing up as Batman at Kanye/Kim's wedding is the best thing ever.

 

[SouSouRocket]

I don't care if the rest of the story is false, Jaden dressing up as Batman at Kanye/Kim's wedding is the best thing ever.

It would be amazing if it were some kind of commentary on the whole event but I feel like there is something legitimately wrong with his upbringing and I'm afraid of the adult he's going to become. :I

 

[TAJ]

As someone who used to build custom houses for very rich people (including what was, at the time, the most expensive house in California) and has worked on several hundred weddings, (although the most expensive was only about $600,000, not counting dresses or lodging) I believe every detail.

 

[trilobyte]

While reading the OT, I actually stopped to double check if this was an Onion article

 

[Surface of Me]

It would be amazing if it were some kind of commentary on the whole event but I feel like there is something legitimately wrong with his upbringing and I'm afraid of the adult he's going to become. :I

At first it seems kinda strange, but thin that of a 16 year old mind, a spoiled one at that. He's probably going to tell all his friends "LOL I DRESSED UP AS BATMAN AT KIMYES WEDDING"

 

[riotous]

It would be amazing if it were some kind of commentary on the whole event but I feel like there is something legitimately wrong with his upbringing and I'm afraid of the adult he's going to become. :I

It's a prank.

I think it's kind of funny and ballsy.

But Jaden does seam like kind of a turd. Maybe he's just messing around though.

Or for all we know, Kanye told him to do that, and knit his suit.

 

[mattiewheels]

Jaden's just following in Yeezy's footsteps.

 

[Pterion]

What's with those gloves?

 

[pottuvoi]

This was their mistake.

 

[Punchy4486]

Jaden's just following in Yeezy's footsteps.

You think he could afford a better costume.

As for the wedding, just goes to show that money can't buy class.

 

[Rockyrock]

sounds made up to me.

that's why I believe it.

 

[BlazinAm]

The most unbelievable part was that Kim showed up 45 minutes late to her own wedding.

But watch her be early for the divorce.

That is expected.

 

[Shun]

It's cuz she a Hobbit.

 

[Iceman]

It's cuz she a Hobbit.

Wouldn't that make her a wizard?

 

[PhoenixDark]

It would be amazing if it were some kind of commentary on the whole event but I feel like there is something legitimately wrong with his upbringing and I'm afraid of the adult he's going to become. :I

I forsee lots of drug offenses in his future. You can tell his parents haven't set up any boundaries for him or his sister.

 

[God Enel]

why would you let you son wear a white batman costume on a wedding? is this real life?

 

[Dennis]

Andrea Bocelli sang during Kim’s processional. The blind opera legend had been asked as a guest, but the wedding planners hadn’t provided a seat for him. He said he’d be happy with a glass of water, and was told after his performance, “Thank you, but it’s time for you to get in your car and go home.”

 

[BrassDragon]

why would you let you son wear a white batman costume on a wedding? is this real life?

It's a good and relevant question.

 

[Blood Red Sky]

This is amazing. I do hope it's all true!

 

[monome]

Hank Moody should have been there.

 

[Sneds]

This is what happens when a bunch of 'artists' have essentially infinite money. In their minds they are the most important people to walk the earth. Everything is 'art' and everyone needs to bow down in their presence.

Kinda reminds me of the attitude of Labeouf in: Seagulls

Eric Cantana came up with that quote about seagulls about 20 years ago.

 

[Enco]

If this is true then holy shit.

What a bunch of pathetic people. Straight up bad humans.

 

[Jenov]

Wouldn't that make her a wizard?

YER A WIZARD KIMYE

 

[Whitechocolatekrispies]

This wedding was hilarious.

But it's even more hilarious how Jaden Smith Is Trolling Everyone And It's Working Unbelievably Well.

 

[Juz]

This is fucking hilarious even if it isn't completely true.

 

[Officerrob]

Considering the parties involved, there is absolutely no way anything can automatically be dismissed as fake. Did all that happen? Probably not, but I damn sure wouldn't be surprised either

 

[Randam]

why would you let you son wear a white batman costume on a wedding? is this real life?

why was it even white?

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Disaster? Sounds like a freakin blast. The whole thing had to have been taped. We need it.

It's a good and relevant question.

Read this in Bale's Batman voice. lol