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[ManaByte]

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How did I get me scar?

Well - I'd like to say I called Tony Jaa a wimp - and went into awesome combat with him. I'd love to say it was Angelina Jolie's fault when she asked for position #122, and snap. I wish it was something dynamic, something cool. But instead - this is so mundane as to be terrifying. This happened doing something I've done at the very least 48,180 times in my life successfully. So - one could say this is a 1 in 50,000 chance injury. Personally, I think the odds are higher than that. But - this happened in taking my pants down... they caught on one ankle... the great fleshy boulder I call a body came down and CUUUUURRRR RAAAACCCKKKKKK POP.

 

[belgurdo]

 

[homerhendrix]

I read that a few days ago. The mental image that played in my mind made me laugh so hard I was crying.

 

[ManaByte]

I read that a few days ago. The mental image that played in my mind made me laugh so hard I was crying.

When I first heard he was in the hospital I jokingly thought his weight crushed his legs. Guess I was right.

 

[whytemyke]

wow

 

[Escape Goat]

Crikey, thats one scary man.

 

[Days like these...]

Spoiler that shit! I was eating a bagel!

 

[Azih]

that's sad, in all ways.

 

[ManaByte]

that's sad, in all ways.

I actually met Harry once in San Franciso at the AICN sneak of Gladiator and he wasn't THAT huge. But since then it looks like he kept ballooning up.

 

[Belfast]

Wait, was he masurbating or going to the bathroom?

 

[Triumph]

Hey, maybe the injury will shock some taste into him. Haha, fat chance I know, but we can all dream...

 

[robertsan21]

well its sick how fat people can get.

why dont they do something about it to prevent getting so fat that they hardly cant walk?

 

[Loki]

It's sick how inconsiderate some people can be.


Why don't they do something about it before they make themselves sound like an ass?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

he looks like Gwildor, from the Masters of the Universe movie.

 

[madara]

well its sick how fat people can get.

why dont they do something about it to prevent getting so fat that they hardly cant walk?

Hmm same reason why fair majority of people in this world cant get thru weekend without be drunk of their ass, loaded up with drugs, etc?

Everyone has their own version of escapism.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hmm same reason why fair majority of people in this world cant get thru weekend without be drunk of their ass, loaded up with drugs, etc?

Everyone has their own version of escapism.

People just need to masturbate more.

 

[Loki]

What part of his body is that? :lol I can't make heads or tails of it-- it looks like the corner of a pillow.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

I saw him about 2 years ago at a Once Upon a Time in Mexico pre-screening here in Austin, the man was a fucking blimp, and was walking on a cane. This does not surprise me in the least. Hopefully, he learns its time to stop eating the popcorn with extra butter drenched in chocolate sauce.