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[Log4Girlz]

masturbate

 

[Erasus]

Pee
Brush teeth
Read in bed

Sleeeeeep

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

Eat a ton. Cant sleep on an empty stomach.
Have something cool playing on my laptop that I can fall asleep to, be it a stream of something or a movie.

 

[Illithid Dude]

Work out. I can only work out right before I sleep. It's weird.

 

[jaxword]

Cry myself to sleep while praying God doesn't condemn me for shemale porn.

 

[Casanova]

Fap myself into ecstasy.

 

[TAJ]

That right there is SQUIRT!

Now the nightmares are going to start again.

 

[The Mana Legend]

Usually the gf writes in her diary so I play a quick game of Virtua Tennis or something on the Vita.

Good idea, playing my Vita sounds like it would be a great idea to make me fall asleep really quickly.

 

[Herne]

1. Expel urine from my sack of pee, as VGCats put it.

2. Brush teeth.

3. Throw on a video on the laptop and watch until I fall asleep.

 

[A good poster]

Good idea, playing my Vita sounds like it would be a great idea to make me fall asleep really quickly.

hahaha

 

[maquiladora]

Start an audiobook on my lapatop and fall asleep listening to it.

 

[Rootbeer]

Set my alarm, put on a podcast, make sure all my shit is plugged in to be charged for the next day

 

[Big-E]

Put baby to bed then watch some tv on tablet or sex.

 

[SentientStone]

I have been watching a couple / few episodes of Dexter before I sleep every night now, been addicted to the show, have not even watched the new Mad Men yet because of it.

 

[Rewrite]

Set my alarm up, drink a glass of water, browse GAF for a little bit since reading at night makes me really drowsy. Sometimes I'll get my iPod and listen to music.

 

[Shoogoo]

Depends.

Lately I like to play Mario Kart 7 online for a few races.

 

[Procarbine]

Read GAF
Brush Teeth/Piss
Optional: Read book of any kind
Remove contacts
Sleep in <10 mins

The problem is I can't start until I'm really fucking tired.

 

[TheYanger]

Bruth teeth, Watch tv, listen to podcasts in bed, masturbate. Usually at least 2 of the last 3, always brush teeth.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Take my inhalers.

 

[soundscream]

 

[DR2K]

Masterbate. Can't sleep without doing it, even after sex.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Cry myself to sleep while praying God doesn't condemn me for shemale porn.

Why would she do that?

 

[Nevasleep]

Brush teeth
Pee
Get Drink
Set Alarm
Use iPad as radio or Gaf

 

[teruterubozu]

I read about 5 sentences, two or three times.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Brush teeth
Pee
Get Drink
Set Alarm
Use iPad as radio or Gaf

I thought you never slept.

 

[Nothing1016]

Eat a bowl of cocoa pebbles.
Read some NeoGAF threads.
Read some Manga.
Get a drink of water.
Turn on Pandora or Spotify or Jango or iHeart Radio.
Then sleep for the next 6 hours.

 

[GK86]

Read GAF one last time and/or listen to music.

 

[MrCookiepants]

Masterbate. Can't sleep without doing it, even after sex.

Gotta keep dem biceps tip-top.

 

[Realyn]

hm brush teeth and pee, drink something juicy like orange juice, coke or whatever, put a bottle of water next to my bed, turn tv in for 5 minutes, get tired, sleep.

 

[Finaika]

I go to the toilet.

 

[strafer]

Read game manuals.

 

[monome]

I tickle my GF, then force her into degrading sex.

not sure if I or she is the most degraded afterwards though...

 

[PrimaNocta]

Pee & use the IPad till I pass out.

 

[eXistor]

Watch a dvd or something, I can't go to sleep without doing this.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

piss n sleep

 

[Out of Working Order]

I peruse the deluge of delightful topics on GAF, of course.

 

[Fry]

Put my phone to charge.

 

[Jokergrin]

Pathetically dry hump my wife until she pushes me away, then jerk off under the covers.

 

[Nezumi]

I usually read a few pages and than switch to my mp3 player and an audiobook. On a good day that will send me sleeping in the next 10-30 minutes.

 

[grap3fruitman]

Gotta keep dem biceps tip-top.

It just really works your forearm... Not that I would know.

 

[True Underdog]

Read GAF.
Get in bed.
Get on mobileGAF.
Be like "awshit I need to go to bed."
Try to sleep.
Get back on mobileGAF.
Doze off and fall asleep.

 

[maomaoIYP]

I have a nice fap. Even when I'm not in the mood for it.

 

[Fezzan]

Watch sonething, normally a tv series. Right now I'm watching The Wire.

 

[GRIP]

Lesbian porn.

 

[Hyunkel6]

Youtube on my iphone.

 

[danwarb]

Read books until I start to lose focus. Eyes and mind.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

hm brush teeth and pee, drink something juicy like orange juice, coke or whatever, put a bottle of water next to my bed, turn tv in for 5 minutes, get tired, sleep.

Coke after brushing teeth?

 

[GRIP]

Coke after brushing teeth?

everyone knows you don't think about brushing your teeth after you've done some Coke.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

I read a chapter of whatever book I'm reading or post stuff on GAF

 

[ReadingRambo]

Obsess over any awkward exchanges I had that day.