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[Zizbuka]

5 foot 5 inches.

You could just duck under them.

Tell them "The law says I have to inform you that I have HIV", then hack up a big loogie.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Yeah I never heard anything like this or seen anything like it in Newmarket. Weird.

I agree with coming to Toronto though. Being 5"5 and 110 doesn't mean shit at all. It's not terribly off normal and it's still no reason to be mugged or else stories like this would be posted every day. Sounds like you're the most unlucky guy ever. You live in some shitty niche of a place. Or it's something deeper. Conspiracy!

 

[Violet_0]

itt people try to get the op killed/land him in hospital/jail

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

itt people try to get the op killed/land him in hospital/jail

Sounds good to me.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

People just ain't no good, I think that's well understood.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

People just ain't no good, I think that's well understood.

I understand that now to bad i didnt last year :/

 

[BocoDragon]

I've never been mugged and I don't know anyone who has been mugged in my 3 decades of life. I live in a city of 2 million people.

Oh Canada.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

I understand that now to bad i didnt last year :/

Listen to more Nick Cave, and you will learn the harsh realities of this miserable existence.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Listen to more Nick Cave, and you will learn the harsh realities of this miserable existence.

sorry, who?

 

[Combichristoffersen]

sorry, who?

Nick Cave is an Australian musician and novelist. I was actually quoting the first two lines from his song 'People Ain't No Good' :lol

 

[bonercop]

itt people try to get the op killed/land him in hospital/jail

Seriously. What reality do you have to hail from where telling this guy to brandish a knife at 6 dudes looking to beat the shit out of him seems like a good idea?