A bunch of GAFfers and I wrote up this little list of acronyms for both PSP and DS over dinner tonight after the first day of TGS. Only negative and defamatory entries were accepted. Please add your own, but remember, it must be negative for max humor value and to piss peopel off! If you liked that cool online game "Acrophobia", you'll love this!
PSP:
Ported Software Purgatory
Please Stop Playing (Your three hours are up)
Power Sucking Portable
Predictable Sony Pigheadedness
Puzzle Software Paradise
Penis Sized Playstation
Promoting Shoddy Prototypes
Pricey Software Purchases
Pretty Shitty Platform
Pop-in Still Present
Power Supply Preferred!
Permanently Scratchable Plastic
Penis Shlong Phallus <-- Mr. Singh wrote that one
Plastic Sex Prosthetic
Poorly Sculpted Pad
Preliminary Software: Primitive
Pound Some Pudge <-- submitted from actual Sony employee
Pray, Sony, Pray
Proprietary Sticks Preferred
Produces Solid Priapism <-- use a dictionary
Pop-up Still Present
Predictable Sony Pricing
Poo Shit Poo
DS: (Note that there are less because DS has less letters than PSP)
Disposable Stylus
Doesn't Sell
Doomed Shortly
Damned Slow
Death Spiral
Da suxx0r
Dying Slowly
Da sai! <-- only funny if you understand Japanese
Developer Suicide
Dwindling Support
Doodle Scribbler
Don't, Sony!
PSP:
Ported Software Purgatory
Please Stop Playing (Your three hours are up)
Power Sucking Portable
Predictable Sony Pigheadedness
Puzzle Software Paradise
Penis Sized Playstation
Promoting Shoddy Prototypes
Pricey Software Purchases
Pretty Shitty Platform
Pop-in Still Present
Power Supply Preferred!
Permanently Scratchable Plastic
Penis Shlong Phallus <-- Mr. Singh wrote that one
Plastic Sex Prosthetic
Poorly Sculpted Pad
Preliminary Software: Primitive
Pound Some Pudge <-- submitted from actual Sony employee
Pray, Sony, Pray
Proprietary Sticks Preferred
Produces Solid Priapism <-- use a dictionary
Pop-up Still Present
Predictable Sony Pricing
Poo Shit Poo
DS: (Note that there are less because DS has less letters than PSP)
Disposable Stylus
Doesn't Sell
Doomed Shortly
Damned Slow
Death Spiral
Da suxx0r
Dying Slowly
Da sai! <-- only funny if you understand Japanese
Developer Suicide
Dwindling Support
Doodle Scribbler
Don't, Sony!
