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[yoshifumi]

enough with this good movie bullshit, let's post the biggest piles of crap we've ever seen.

ninja vs. ninja
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199852/

here's an except from a review somebody posted on imdb:

Ninja vs Ninja isn't a movie. It's two or three movies edited together and combined with some short footage of Ninjas. The plot makes no sense at all because there isn't one. There are just random things happening. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I watch movies like this all the time. Ninja vs Ninja makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like an Oscar winner.

there's a scene where you see a guy fall from a tall building, and they show a dummy falling (which is very obvious), and then they cut to a shot of somebody throwing what looks like a large pile of ground beef against the ground.

 

[karasu]

It's between SWAT, Black Samurai, Ultimate Fight and Speed.

 

[Joe]

house of the dead.

 

[xsarien]

The biggest pile? Oh dear Lord, I've seen some stinkers.

Jurassic Park 2 is up there, as is Reign of Fire. Beverly Hills Ninja, Very Bad Things, too.

The thing is, I can generally smell a shitty movie from a mile away, so I usually just avoid them. Sometimes, though, I have a bit of a stuffed brain, so to speak.

 

[BruceWayne]

Half Past Dead
Belly of the Beast
Avenger
And all time turd - LXG

 

[Pattergen]

Ecks vs Sever was amazingly bad.

It's between SWAT, Black Samurai, Ultimate Fight and Speed.

Speed 2 was worse.

 

[Matlock]

It's between SWAT and Speed.

Uh, what the hell? Both of those movies were above average, bordering on good!

For me, I'd have to say Whale Rider.

 

[Pattergen]

For me, I'd have to say Whale Rider.

I thought that was a cool little film.

 

[Wolfy]

Godfather part II

 

[fart]

punch drunk love

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Man some of the movies you guys are pulling out...

Aside from any MST3K movies (Hobgoblin for example) that I paid money for would have to be Dungeons and Dragons.

I was still entertained as hell watching it, due to the fact that it was a mess.

 

[Killthee]

house of the dead.

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

 

[yoshifumi]

i forgot to mention gymkata, which is up there with ninja vs. ninja.

 

[Joe]

WORST. MOVIE. EVER.

the worst was when they cut to shots of the actual game...

 

[BigJonsson]

Island of Dr Moreau

 

[Rlan]

Inspector Gadget.

The Direct-to-video sequel looked even worse. Luckily it was the second of a doubkle feature with Toy Story 2

 

[AirBrian]

Wild at Heart (so bad it was funny)

 

[Fresh Prince]

Star Wars: Phantom Menace

 

[Lathentar]

Voodoo Black Exorcist. Saw it at a Weird Wednesday at the Alamo Drafthouse.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070893/

Worst movie ever.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

I just saw SWAT on HBO and it was putrescent. Horrid. Shitty, shitty.

The thing is I don't go out of my way to see bad movies so I probably don't see that many. Here are some real stinkers I've seen on cable lately:

Terminator 3
Bless the Child
Dude Where's My Car
Whatever that shitty Phone Booth/Colin Farrel movie is called (Phone Booth?). He does shitty films. Daredevil anyone?
SW: Phantom Menace. If you like this, you like shit.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

For me, I'd have to say Whale Rider.

Really?

Hate the Maoris do ya?! j/k but why did you think it was bad?

 

[DrForester]

man... i wish you could play midi files in a thread. having the theme go when you come to this thread would freak people out.

Lowest rated movie EVER on IMDB.

 

[neptunes]

 

[MC Safety]

Eyes Wide Shut.

It was utterly unwatchable.

 

[sprsk]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165214/


er wait i change that
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080741/

Fist of fear touch of death. They have a competition to find out who is bruce lee's successor....by having a kick boxing match at a self defense expo. im sure you guys can find htis in the best buy cheap dvd section. watch at your own risk.

 

[Guzim]

Black Ninja

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

No specific order:

Battlefield Earth

Eyes Wide Shut

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

 

[sprsk]

Black Ninja

OMG IVE SEEN BLACK NINJA.

i love how you can hear the camera running in the back ground most of the time.

Did you watch the 2 hour featurette? 90% of it is "this isnt a black movie! there are all sorts of races in this movie!!!" "black ninja isnt a black movie damnt!!!!!1111"

 

[7imz]

Torque... I'm sure there's a worse movie I can think of though

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Torque... I'm sure there's a worse movie I can think of though

Biker Boyz?

 

[Guzim]

OMG IVE SEEN BLACK NINJA.

i love how you can hear the camera running in the back ground most of the time.

Did you watch the 2 hour featurette? 90% of it is "this isnt a black movie! there are all sorts of races in this movie!!!" "black ninja isnt a black movie damnt!!!!!1111"

I also love how it takes 45 minutes for Donna, his girlfriend to die.

 

[Mr Gump]

Freddy got fingered.

 

[sprsk]

I also love how it takes 45 minutes for Donna, his girlfriend to die.

The japanese guy they got to be the bad guy was so hilarious and unconvincing. Half of the time i couldnt understand wtf he was saying. Watching the documentary made me think of the movie "and god spoke" the sad thing is that "and god spoke" was a mockumentary and black ninja is real

 

[teh_pwn]

The movie adaption of Left Behind.

I read the first book. It was kind of a silly "ha, we told you so non-christians" book, but it at least had a decent plot.

The movie was a complete joke.

 

[KilledByBill]

This is an easy answer for me, a 2002 film called Impostor.

I went into it blind on a recommendation from one of my roommate’s friends. He went with his girlfriend and I took a girl I'd been trying to go out with for some time. I knew something was wrong from the start; we were the only 4 fucking people in the theater, literally! The move opened with horribly bad CG computer effects showing a devastated Earth being attacked by goofy looking alien spaceships. What followed was a horribly acted "thriller" about a guy trying desperately to prove he was human and not really an alien assassin. The twist at the end was that he really was an alien and so was his wife. Of course I saw that coming from a mile away, the movie felt like a lousy rip-off of Total Recall.

Later I found out the movie was actually made as a Sci-Fi Channel movie that Fox decided was worthy of a theatrical release. It was based off a Philip K. Dick short story which explained why it felt like Total Recall. The worst part was that it might just have cost me that girl....

If you want to find out more about this bomb check out its IMDB listing. Impostor 5.8/10

 

[7imz]

Torque... I'm sure there's a worse movie I can think of though

haven't seen but according to rottentomatoes torque is worse

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/torque/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/biker_boyz/

 

[DopeyFish]

Traffic is the worst movie to ever grace the earth.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Scary movie 3 was piss poor. Charlie Sheen only made me laugh a couple of times, I was hoping for hot shots hilarity.

 

[Meier]

Battle Royale II

 

[jett]

SPECIES 2.

Heh, I'm always the only one that mentions this movie in the "WORST MOVIE EVAR" threads. Seriously, THIS is the worst movie you'll ever watch.

 

[Wolfy]

Impostor.

Dude, Gary Senise rocks! I thought it was enjoyable.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Eyes Wide Shut.

It was utterly unwatchable.

There were bits in this movie that were totally watchable.

I've seen a movie called white ninja. About a ninja, but the catch is, his ninja outfit is WHITE. Totally crap for sneaking around in, I watched it about 15 years ago and even then could deduce it was awfully crap.

 

[7imz]

Mr Bones was absolutely horrid. By far, the worst movie I've ever seen.

 

[sonatinas]

shaolin dolemite

i dont understand

u can put any richard harrison ninja flick there but shaolin dolemite is special in its badness

 

[Minotauro]

Wild at Heart (so bad it was funny)

About ten years ago, my uncle bought this for me because he couldn't find the David Lynch movie I'd requested. I couldn't even get through the first 15 minutes.

 

[FortNinety]

I LOVE that movie! Don't get me wrong, it's shit, but awesome shit!

Anyway, the worst film I have EVER seen is What Dreams May Come. Nothing will ever come close. Ever.

 

[Odoul]

Cabin Fever - What the FUCK was this?
AI - I was so fucking angry sitting there for the second half. Me, my brother and father, the entire theater was squirming and bitching for the last twenty minutes.
Carnosaur - Just garbage.
TMNT 3 - Fuck whoever ruined a fun series.
Godzilla - I loved ID4, but these people RAPED my childhood hero.

There are probably countless more but I try to forget terrible shit.

 

[Mermandala]

OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK. Starring Raul Julia.

hurts. hurts real bad.

 

[Coin Return]

No Retreat No Surrender
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089695/
Jean-Claude Van Damme's first (and worst) movie. You've never seen an incoherent plot until you've seen this movie. The acting, editing, and pacing are all horrid. From the halariously stereotypical black friend, to the main character's manic depressant girlfriend. The worst part is how they disgrace Bruce Lee's good name by his "role" in this movie. Yes folks, he comes back in spirit form to train the main character.

 

[Leon]

Fargo.