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[goodcow]

I haven't seen The Tuxedo, although it looked absolutely horrible from the previews, but I did just catch The Medallion on HBO, and this has to be the worst fucking Jackie Chan movie I've ever seen.

Can The Tuxedo possibly be worse than this?

 

[Willco]

BOTH.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

One has the slightly redeeming factor of having Jennifer Love Hewitt. The other has Jackie standing up to bullets...

 

[dem]

Jennifer Love Hewitt means an instant win for The Tuxedo...

 

[Outlaw]

hmmmmmmmmmm

Jennifer

or Claire

 

[Ghost]

Jennifer Love Hewitt means an instant win for The Tuxedo...

IAWTP

 

[Ecrofirt]

BAN THIS FILTH!

 

[Willco]

BAN THIS FILTH!

TO THE PITS WITH THOSE BLOODTHIRSTY SONS OF WHORES!

 

[darscot]

All his films are great as long as you never watch them at normal speed. You fast forward the drivel then slow mo all the crazy stunts.

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

The girl in the medallion was hot too. Jackie Chan's romance with her was ultra-awkawrd, though.

 

[BuckRobotron]

The Tuxedo is worth it for JLH, she looks great, is having fun, and enjoys letting the camera emphasize her assets (a scene or two even relies on it). The rest of the movie isn't too bad when viewed using chapter skip or fast-forward...

 

[AlphaSnake]

Claire Forlani is heavenly.

 

[karasu]

The Tuxedo is worse. JLH or not.

 

[Alucard]

The Tuxedo was absolutely horrendous. I saw it in theatres with a friend of mine who is also a fan of Jackie, and we both walked out wondering what the hell we just watched. What was up with the hive at the end? Retarded and forgettable movie...JLH or not.

 

[Jim Bowie]

The Tuxedo was bad, but it's not The Medallion bad.

And guys, what about Twin Dragons? Absolutely the fucking worst.

 

[Justin Bailey]

I haven't seen the medallion, but the tuxedo isn't a horrible movie. It's nothing too special, but not horrible either. I'd give it 3 ninjas out of five.

 

[Alucard]

I can't imagine a movie topping The Tuxedo in badness. I don't think I'll be going out of my way to watch The Medallion any time soon. Jackie needs to stick with his movies in Hong Kong.

 

[The Shadow]

As much as I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, how can people brush off Claire Forlani so easily? The woman is fucking gorgeous.

edit:

Speaking of which, the Medalion was such a tragedy. It was a great idea and concept but the execution was so horrible. It's a real shame really.

 

[madara]

Tuxedo. Medallion an average little title in vein of Big Trouble in Little China minus quality. It found it exceptabl. It didnt pretend to be anything other then what it was. Tuxedo I felt was more annoying.

 

[ManaByte]

Claire Forlani is heavenly.

"I see nipple..."

 

[MASB]

The girl in the medallion was hot too. Jackie Chan's romance with her was ultra-awkawrd, though.

When I saw it in the theater, that was something I picked up on from the first scene with them together. I don't know what it was but Forlani and Chan didn't have any chemistry. At least not enough to pull off the old/lost romance reunited angle they were shooting for.

 

[ohamsie]

The chemistry between Jackie Chan and Jenniffer Love Hewitt was pretty awkward too. Within the first few minutes of the movie, there is a scene of a deer pissing in a river. I think that is the very first scene actually.

 

[SSGMUN10000]

They both sucked pretty hard. The Tuxedo made a little more sense to me but I would recommend to stay away from both movies.