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Who wants to know how to do Cocky and Funny?
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Prince of Space
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Is it my imagination or is cubsfan avoiding this thread like the plague? 
IAmtheFMan
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GIMME THE BUTTER, BABY! GIMME THE BUTTER!
cloudwalking
300chf ain't shit to me
third line you sent, i would have blocked you.
good luck getting a girl with the wit to match yours -- oh wait.
olimario said:
good luck getting a girl with the wit to match yours -- oh wait.
:lol
the reason it works is because he is a good looking guy. If he had some ugly pic and tried that crap, you know the converstation would have gone a different way
A good looking guy with some what of a personality is going to be able to keep a girl interested. I did laugh quite a few times though
the reason it works is because he is a good looking guy. If he had some ugly pic and tried that crap, you know the converstation would have gone a different way
A good looking guy with some what of a personality is going to be able to keep a girl interested. I did laugh quite a few times though
CajoleJuice
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This thread should be renamed to "Cubsfan Jumps Shark, Gets Owned"
I forgot to mention in my last post just how pathetic that conversation was.
I forgot to mention in my last post just how pathetic that conversation was.
UtadaBarkley
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LMAO @ this thread. I'm not laughing at ya, I'm laughing along with ya, but this is some seriously funny shyt. Talking to some dumb broad online != talking to a chick in real life. There is no comparison. Anyone can pull an e-h0e. Ya'll fools need to watch Hitch and let Big Willie Style sprinkle some game on ya.
Escape Goat
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Dujour said:Thumbs up, soldier. People are finally coming around know. It's like you were all monsters in castlevania, and now that the shark was leaped over, you're all coming around and giving up your monsterly habits. Saps.
Its like the man spitting into the wind. Alot of us don't believe in the shit that goes on here but common sense has little comedic value and will have no affect. So why bother?
Dujour said:Thumbs up, soldier. People are finally coming around know. It's like you were all monsters in castlevania, and now that the shark was leaped over, you're all coming around and giving up your monsterly habits. Saps.
Coming from a person that stole someone's indentity to make himself seem more interesting, that sure does mean a lot.
Maxwell House
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My gf just said that that was the lamest thing she had read in fucking years. I'd have to agree. CHEESY TO THE MAX, and sadly, not in the least bit COCKY OR FUNNY. :lol
Fucking haters... this is what actually what works. And I'm dead serious. Yah it's cheesy and all but both camps look like they're just joking around (or better yet, playing around) so I dunno how anyone can take these seriously. They're just having fun. Both sides know they're both cheesy and that's exactly how Cubsfan is showing it.
Everybody here is just missing the point.
Fight the good fight Cubsfan!!!
:lol @ demon's!! shopps.
you rock too demi
Everybody here is just missing the point.
Fight the good fight Cubsfan!!!
:lol @ demon's!! shopps.
you rock too demi
Maxwell House
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Well I think most of this backlash is because the original post's entire purpose was to brag.
Mr. Spinnington
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YES!Teknopathetic said:
Cocky/Funny to be Cocky/Forced
Duck of Death
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demon said:
:lol
I don't disagree with the notion that girls respond favorably to humor and busting their chops and putting up with their shit and throwing it back at them sometimes. It's just that the examples Cubsfan and this David DeAngelo guy use are sometimes so fucking corny and ridiculous, and indicative of how stupid some girls are, it makes my head hurt.Cyan said:
Pretty much.
Haha, props to Demon. It was funny watching the others fail miserably at trying to top him.
She sure didn't look 14 when I saw her today. Enjoying your PSP?
All I have to say is that it comes across better in real life, with voice tone and body language. You can only do so much with just text.
Mugen said:Fucking haters... this is what actually what works. And I'm dead serious. Yah it's cheesy and all but both camps look like they're just joking around (or better yet, playing around) so I dunno how anyone can take these seriously. They're just having fun. Both sides know they're both cheesy and that's exactly how Cubsfan is showing it.
Everybody here is just missing the point.
Fight the good fight Cubsfan!!!
:lol @ demon's!! shopps.
you rock too demi
...you're still not Cubsfan's best friend.
demon said:
Sorry, Cubs, but the two hapless gents who this thread was supposedly intended for have summed it up the best.Boogie said:
The 'principles' of cocky and funny are true, no doubt. But when you dumb it down to a repetitive science that has no respect for actual humour, spontaneity or authenticity... you're doing yourself a disservice. Unless, that is, you're incompetent otherwise. I just can't imagine that such 'extreme C&F' is going to elevate the average man above what he'd be otherwise incapable of. If anything, it would fuck up his chances more often than not. C&F is best in small doses and doesn't have to be ridiculously insulting (oh, haha he implied that I'm fat). Come on.
Anyway, that's how I see it.
-edit- I despise myself for repeatedly referring to Cocky and Funny as an acronym as if it were an everyday term
MaverickX9
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I want to know how to do cocky and funny.
Somebody please tell me.
Somebody please tell me.
Escape Goat
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MaverickX9 said:
MaverickX9
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Teh Hamburglar said:
Oh, that is it?
Shit, I am the freaking cock master then!
Date of Lies
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Cocky and funny works, wether it's with an intellectual or a barbie doll, you just have to know what kind of cocky+funny works, to what degree, and with who. C+F can get you what you want, depending on what you want. You might object to it, but it works, you just gotta learn to suit it for your style and for the women you're interested in, case closed. Did Cubsfan get what he wanted? Did he acheive his goal? Yes and yes, so just keep that in mind while you minimize this window to go wank yourself to OA's subway girl.
Teknopathetic
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It's also telling a chick with an IQ over 70 that you're a douche.
Date of Lies
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I dont give a fuck what they or anyone thinks. This is where most men fail. I've been called a douche, an jackass, a bastard, a motherfucker by girls and they still wanted a piece of me at the end.Teknopathetic said:
Of course, there is always the chance of really offending someone at some time, which is far from being the end of anything.
The truth is, the only circumstances where C+F will backfire 100% is with insecure, prude and just plain unhappy women, and why would you want to be with anyone like that? To get manipulated and pushed around? No thanks bud, you can have 'em and keep them off the streets so I don't meet them, because yes, some women do take it the wrong way and it's embarassing. For them.
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