why do you take up so much of my husbands time?

Duraigo said:
To Khalifa Jayy:

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
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Hahahahaha yes. YES! Someone give this man a tag.
 
Duraigo said:
To Khalifa Jayy:

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
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dIEHARD said:
What else is he going to do?.. Go back to watching the Lakers?
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GAF is just a run of the mill gaming forum, it's not like we have an elaborate pm system that sends nudes to each other.

.......

...Don't go through your husband's PM inbox.
 
We're hilarious and we get news faster than the rest of the internet. Also, I don't know what this "post history" thing is, just ignore those people.
 
His hearth belongs to you, but his dong is community property.
 
Andrea make a Gaf account and join us. You know damn well that you want to. This 1st post / thread you made is just the beginning of your epic journey into.....


THE NEO
 
Y'all be vindicating my unhealthy sleep patterns today/tonight, GAF. Page me when this hits 20+ pages.

Also, this place is a refuge for strange people like me who talk old computer games, just going to clarify.
 
Duraigo said:
To Khalifa Jayy:

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)
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Holy shit!
 
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It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and … helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
 
Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　Ｎｅｏ．
 
spekkeh said:
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It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and … helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
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