Why is everyone anti Bruce x Barbara? (Batman)

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Glendemonium said:
The Batwoman movie heavily implied that Barbra was doing the pursuing and called Bruce from college and claimed "If you have another batgirl, I'm going to be pissed" or something to that line. Even saying her saying she thought they were official. She was smitten with him at first, but over the years she realized he was about his mission and not for relationships. Still, DCAU Bruce was kind of a creep.

Bruce being the playboy I'm not surprised, but the comics following the DCAU continuity took it to creepy levels when
Bruce impregnated Barb only for her to have a miscarriage, and he was totally cold about it.
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You and me both know Bruce planned that
miscarriage
to happen.
 
Bruce has enough love interests as it is. Selina, Talia, Vicky, the list goes on. I'm OK with their being some unspoken attraction between the two (they're both hot), but she's easily Robin's most interesting potential GF, in my opinion.
 
Trojita said:
Could be worse

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I'm going to get a lot of fuck you replies for this one.
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Why would you even bring that up again? Goddammit.
 
Renekton said:
Dick-Babs is also bat guano.

Any intra-Bat romance is borderline incestuous. Luckily writers stopped doing it.
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It's kinda nice that Batwoman as a lesbian has no option for this thank the goddess.

Though it didn't stop Dick from flirting with her.....and I still love him the smug bastard.
 
dcelw540 said:
What the fuck is this?
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Manga/ Anime series, I personally found it kinda boring now why is it mentioned in the thread:

The guy named is Daikichi or something, his grandpa died and left this little girl who is belived to be his daughter. No one in the family wants to raise her but Dai grows up and adapts her and they live together for 10 years as father and daughter

10 years later, when she is a teen she develops a crush on Daikichi, but since she is his aunt they can't be together. Through a bunch of contrived horseshit we find out they are not related by blood and they have a relationship at the end, ignoring they fact Dai known her since before she started school and they been father and daughter for 10+ years.

Oh and she wants to have a kid with him and raise it just like Dai raised her
 
Frozenprince said:
He's had great ones the last few years.

It's just that, pretty much all of them could have been told while he was still married.
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Yep, this is why I will forever be pissed off about One More Day as nothing really came out of Peter being single. And now it's looking like that Marvel is pushing Tony and Mary-Jane together. ¬_¬;
 
Ray Down said:
Manga/ Anime series, I personally found it kinda boring now why is it mentioned in the thread:

The guy named is Daikichi or something, his grandpa died and left this little girl who is belived to be his daughter. No one in the family wants to raise her but Dai grows up and adapts her and they live together for 10 years as father and daughter

10 years later, when she is a teen she develops a crush on Daikichi, but since she is his aunt they can't be together. Through a bunch of contrived horseshit we find out they are not related by blood and they have a relationship at the end, ignoring they fact Dai known her since before she started school and they been father and daughter for 10+ years.

Oh and she wants to have a kid with him and raise it just like Dai raised her
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*shudder* Why did I bother to read that. Wtf...
 
Bats is basically the "dad" of the Batfamily. Fucking one of his pupils is just weird. She's like his surrogate niece or something.
 
Mr-Joker said:
Yep, this is why I will forever be pissed off about One More Day as nothing really came out of Peter being single. And now it's looking like that Marvel is pushing Tony and Mary-Jane together. ¬_¬;
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Eventually they'll get a good movie thing going again and slap them back together in the comics because of it.
 
Besides EVERY SINGLE REASON posted .... it is because I don't shit Batman with anyone.

MAYBE superman.

But really I only Ship Batman with himself because he only exists to himself =P
 
Glendemonium said:
The Batwoman movie heavily implied that Barbra was doing the pursuing and called Bruce from college and claimed "If you have another batgirl, I'm going to be pissed" or something to that line. Even saying her saying she thought they were official. She was smitten with him at first, but over the years she realized he was about his mission and not for relationships. Still, DCAU Bruce was kind of a creep.
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I remember this scene and thought it just made Babs look dumb. I really don't think she'd act that way, even in the DCAU. :/
 
Mr-Joker said:
Yep, this is why I will forever be pissed off about One More Day as nothing really came out of Peter being single. And now it's looking like that Marvel is pushing Tony and Mary-Jane together. ¬_¬;
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LOL, it worth coming back to this thread and suffer through all the creepines just for that!
 
Yo so you're telling me that Bruce has a contingency plan for every member of the Justice League in case they go rogue, but he's not prepared enough to use a fucking condom?
 
Zekes! said:
Yo so you're telling me that Bruce has a contingency plan for every member of the Justice League in case they go rogue, but he's not prepared enough to use a fucking condom?
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Foreplay ain't enough prep time apparently
 
Ray Down said:
Manga/ Anime series, I personally found it kinda boring now why is it mentioned in the thread:

The guy named is Daikichi or something, his grandpa died and left this little girl who is belived to be his daughter. No one in the family wants to raise her but Dai grows up and adapts her and they live together for 10 years as father and daughter

10 years later, when she is a teen she develops a crush on Daikichi, but since she is his aunt they can't be together. Through a bunch of contrived horseshit we find out they are not related by blood and they have a relationship at the end, ignoring they fact Dai known her since before she started school and they been father and daughter for 10+ years.

Oh and she wants to have a kid with him and raise it just like Dai raised her
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Sigh. Japan...
 
JadedWriter said:
Why doesn't Batman just get a fucking vasectomy?
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Depends on the version, but many of them expect to one day hang up the cape and live a normal life, and most certainly desire to on some level. Though I guess vasectomies can be reversed...

Talia is the kind of lady that would force surgery on Batman to get to his sperm though, so in a way, it's a matter of how complicated you want to make it.
 
Veelk said:
Depends on the version, but many of them expect to one day hang up the cape and live a normal life, and most certainly desire to on some level. Though I guess vasectomies can be reversed...

Talia is the kind of lady that would force surgery on Batman to get to his sperm though, so in a way, it's a matter of how complicated you want to make it.
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That's why I'm perfectly fine with the Talia x Bruce ship. Only one insane, cunning and smart enough to always get the drop on him, plus she hot ass fuck. He probably doesn't even mind since he's probably never called the cops on her. Now I'm just picturing him putting a restraining order on her...
 
JadedWriter said:
That's why I'm perfectly fine with the Talia x Bruce ship. Only one insane, cunning and smart enough to always get the drop on him, plus she hot ass fuck. He probably doesn't even mind since he's probably never called the cops on her. Now I'm just picturing him putting a restraining order on her...
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That description also fits Catwoman lol.
 
Renekton said:
That description also fits Catwoman lol.
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I've always been a brunette man and Talia's got the best hair, so I always gotta give it to her. Selina's perfectly fine though, but Talia's got that stalker quality to her. She'll find Bruce no matter where he goes. I also can't see Selina having the stones to rape Batman.
 
JadedWriter said:
That's why I'm perfectly fine with the Talia x Bruce ship. Only one insane, cunning and smart enough to always get the drop on him, plus she hot ass fuck. He probably doesn't even mind since he's probably never called the cops on her. Now I'm just picturing him putting a restraining order on her...
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The windows of all his vehicles are getting busted out, the rest of his shit gets vandalized, and there's a goat in his bed with the words "you can't quit me" carved into its side

Slayven said:
Why would you hire someone that legally changed their name to be the same as the character?

That is like a huge red flag.
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At least she didn't insert herself into the storyline
 
Parallax said:
The windows of all his vehicles are getting busted out, the rest of his shit gets vandalized, and there's a goat in his bed with the words "you can't quit me" carved into its side



At least she didn't insert herself into the storyline
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Are we sure Tarantula isn't a self insert?
 
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