Lol, I own the phone, but if you want me to help you stave off temptation, here's my best shot:
Battery is way too weak for a large phone, it doesn't match what other big phones can do. No timeline on marshmallow. No biometric authentication, and every flagship is now basically requiring this feature. No metal on the build. Volume rocker and power button in the back takes getting used to. Speakers are in the back and not particularly strong. Can get hot near the SD card slot, I believe it may have damaged one of my cards, but not 100%
That's all I got.
Edit: I was too late? Lol