lastflowers
Banned
Wife's on the third string smartphone and getting antsy for an upgrade. I keep telling her to wait for the Nokia, but her patience is wearing thin.
Both of the Focuses in our house have gone full retard and constantly make noises like you just inserted the charging cable. I fear it's up to an firesale HP Veer to keep her out of the house that Jobs built until the Nokia arrives.
You can do it little guy!
Tell her that a baby lumia is being produced right now JUST FOR HER, and that Jobs hated baby lumias.
What a meanie-poo.