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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Also, does anyone else find it kind of funny that despite getting it getting a lot of relative publicity, Kurdran Wildhammer still has voiced quotes that imply he's on the Council of Three Hammers, and thus make no sense.
Such as Med'an apparently being super important, but literally never showing up in game, ever.
Fandral Staghelm went insane, cursed Teldrassil, was keeping Malfurion stuck in the dream by poisoning him with morrowgrain, and turned out to be mind controlled Xavius from the Emerald Dream (the leader of the Satyrs). This never was explained in game. Instead, you full Fandral out of a prison in Hyjal with no real reason to understand why he was hanging out in Darnassus and now is randomly a prisoner.
The Varian/Lo'Gosh thing which explains WHERE THE FUCK THE KING WAS FOR 3 YEARS was literally never explained in game. He simply showed up with voiced quotes reflecting events that didn't make any sense if you hadn't gone out of your way to read either their shitty comic book or a WoWwiki summary.
Not only did Magni's "death" (he'll be alive again eventually, obviously) not occur as an in game event, but nobody in game can really explain it to you.
There's a lot of strange timeline issues, obviously, all of Northrend is in some kind of time warp now, I don't really like the fact that Moira has the heir to the Dark Iron clan and is pissed about Thaursssan being dead, but Tharissan is still the boss of BRD, etc.
I really don't see how it's too onerous to produce in game cutscenes on demand to explain major story events that an NPC will just show you.
Blizzard's too confident that the fanbase follows the stupid books so 80% of important things don't even happen in game.Entropia said:I really don't like the fact that this was explained, afaik, outside of the game. Just like Malfurion wrapping up in the Emerald Dream as if nothing happened.
Such as Med'an apparently being super important, but literally never showing up in game, ever.
Fandral Staghelm went insane, cursed Teldrassil, was keeping Malfurion stuck in the dream by poisoning him with morrowgrain, and turned out to be mind controlled Xavius from the Emerald Dream (the leader of the Satyrs). This never was explained in game. Instead, you full Fandral out of a prison in Hyjal with no real reason to understand why he was hanging out in Darnassus and now is randomly a prisoner.
The Varian/Lo'Gosh thing which explains WHERE THE FUCK THE KING WAS FOR 3 YEARS was literally never explained in game. He simply showed up with voiced quotes reflecting events that didn't make any sense if you hadn't gone out of your way to read either their shitty comic book or a WoWwiki summary.
Not only did Magni's "death" (he'll be alive again eventually, obviously) not occur as an in game event, but nobody in game can really explain it to you.
There's a lot of strange timeline issues, obviously, all of Northrend is in some kind of time warp now, I don't really like the fact that Moira has the heir to the Dark Iron clan and is pissed about Thaursssan being dead, but Tharissan is still the boss of BRD, etc.
I really don't see how it's too onerous to produce in game cutscenes on demand to explain major story events that an NPC will just show you.