This is the best WoW grief story I've read in awhile:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=3686749971&sid=1
WARNING: Due to the formatting, this is really really long.
I'm sitting around in Orgrimmar, doing the whole mage thing (sitting around and pretending to look busy enough to not get asked for portals because I'm really playing NES sound files to a friend through WoW's in-game voice chat) when I notice a couple of people in guild chat complaining about a level 35 hunter named Hunterkingg begging the 70s for a run through Scarlet Monastary. Before I get the chance to type /who Hunterkingg, I've already received a message from him. How prompt.
"Okay. Start heading there while I finish selling stuff." He runs right off to Durotar while I buy these items.
-[Chromatic Robe]
-[Russet Boots]
-[Russet Belt]
-[Russet Pants]
-[Russet Bracers]
-[Russet Hat]
-[Dusk Wand]
-[Battle Staff]
I put these on, remove my cape, shoulders, rings and trinkets and head to the monastary. Hunterkingg is already there and waiting. I pull out Rank 3 Frostbolt, Rank 4 Fire Blast and rank 1 Arcane Explosion and step through the portal.
"u can just run through and use EA on all of these enemies. i think its EA. the thing you spam."
So I went right ahead and pulled about 10 mobs and Interrogator Vishas and proceed to spam my Rank 1 Arcane Explosion. With 3,000 health and 0 spell damage, needless to say I wasn't standing for very long. Wipe #1.
Hunterkingg: "ROFL" "okay very funny, now put ur gear on."
Sarm: "?"
Hunterkingg: "ur gear. put it on"
Sarm: "I'm already wearing it."
Hunterkingg: "omg"
Around this time we both get back into the instance.
Sarm: "I'm sorry. I'll kill them one at a time."
Hunterkingg: "omg no, u should be able to kill them all in one hit. why are you so weak?"
Rank 3 frostbolts, away! The mob still had about 90% of her health remaining and I keep plinking away with frostbolts. The hunter starts shooting and inevitable pulls aggro off of me. He gets back up, shotos some more, pulls aggro a second time and finishes off the mob himself. He sits down to eat and I run down the hall.
Sarm: "I'll keep going."
Hunterkingg: "no!"
Sarm: "Help."
I shoot one enemy and pull a pat. They both begin beating on me while I do my best to get those rank 3 frostbolts to fire. Pushback galore. The hunter gets up and opens with Multishot (as bad hunters tend to do) and feigns death. I stop casting and begin using my staff to attack instead.
Sarm: "My melee is better than my magic."
Hunterkingg: "omfg whats wrong with u"
I manage to kill staff one enemy to death and die. The hunter levels up and escapes.
Hunterkingg: "okay this isnt funny anymore, put ur gear on."
Sarm: "I'm wearing it."
Hunterkingg: "omg no, you had rly grat [sic] gear on in org and now youre wearing that"
Well, to a level 35 my gear probably looks godly, I guess...anyway, I pull Interrogator Vishas and wipe around this time.
Hunterkingg: "check ur bags, u should have blues and greens."
Sarm: "Those sell for a lot of money. I'm going to pull again." (I haven't stopped to eat or drink after reviving)
Hunterkingg: "NO!"
He feigns almost immediately. I splatter along the ground. Wipe #4. I run back and he's still on the ground.
Hunterkingg: "dont move."
Sarm: "You died."
Hunterkingg stops feigning death and faces his character in my direction.
Sarm: "You're alive."
Hunterkingg: "put ur gear on."
Sarm: "How did you come back to life?"
Hunterkingg: "its a hunter skill. i play dead."
Sarm: "I'm pulling now."
Hunterkingg: "NO STOP!"
I stop.
Hunterkingg: "how old r u"
Sarm: "I'm 15." (I'm 23)
Hunterkingg: "did u buy ur character"
Sarm: "My birthday was yesterday.
"
Without giving a warning I start to pull again. Hunterkingg begs and plead but alas, I wipe. Death #5.
Sarm: "Let's try the library. That might be easier."
Hunterkingg: "no"
Hunterkingg: "library is harder"
Hunterkingg: "how did you get to 70"
Sarm: "I got the game yesterday."
Hunterkingg: "do u bot"
Hunterkingg: "My mom got the game for my birthday and she let me follow her her while she played." (From level 1 to 70 in one afternoon? Come on...)
Hunterkingg: "look, check ur bags for blues and greens and use them."
Sarm: "I found a green."
Hunterkingg: "put it on"
I equip my [Green Winter Hat] and start running.
Hunterkingg: "NO!"
Hunterkingg: "NO!"
Hunterkingg: "NO!"
I pull Interrogator Vishas with a frostbolt and start attacking with my staff.
Sarm: "Wow. I found a new button. I'm going to try it."
Sarm gains Hypothermia.
Sarm: "I'm safe."
Hunterkingg, however, was not. Somehow I manage to kill Vishas, and turn around with the other mob attacking me so I can point and say "You died." He revives and I link Vishas's loot; [Bloody Brass Knuckles].
Sarm: "Do you want these?"
Hunterkingg: "no"
I traded them to him anyway.
Sarm: "I'm going to pull again."
Hunterkingg: "NO!"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY DOES UR GEAR SUCK?"
Sarm: "Should I get them enchanted?"
Hunterkingg: "OMG"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY ARE U SO STUPID"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Sarm: "That's not very nice."
Hunterkingg: "U R THE BIGGESST NOOB EVER INTHE GAME OF WoW" [sic]
I run into the library wing and he follows me. I start to pull and talk at the same time. I'm telling all about this adventure in guild chat, and The guild Message Of The Day is changed with Hunterkingg's quote as a trophy.
Sarm: "How do you report someone?"
Hunterkingg: "y do u want to report me"
Sarm: "Because it's not nice to spam but I don't know how to report people."
Sarm: "Look, I'm winning."
Hunterkingg: "im sry, ill be good"
Sarm: "That bad guy is running, lets get her."
The mob runs away and into two other groups of enemies. I follow them, pull, wipe.
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Hunterkingg: "WHY"
Sarm: "I have a yellow man on my screen now."
Sarm: "Let's try the armory now."
I respawn in the graveyard anyway and head down the hall. The hunter is alive, but he's not showing up on my map. Odd...I run out and Hunterkingg is standing next to an undead priest.
Hunterkingg: "thats the mage"
Hunterkingg: "watch him play"
An enemy respawns behind the priest and begins hitting him.
Sarm: "You're under attack."
I bounce over with my mighty staff and clobber half of the enemy's health.
Sarm: "Oh wow, I have a wand."
I wand him the rest of the way.
Hunterkingg: "invite the priest"
He joins the group.
Hunterkingg: "watch this"
I reset the instance and wipe just like before. This is my 7th death. We've been doing this for an HOUR.
Hunterkingg: "BYE"
I boot him from the group, lead the priest to SM: Cathedral, put on my normal gear and give him and his nephew a full clear. The End.
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