pwnd
but seriously just fill out the online webform for illegal/unwanted character transfer, it should be pretty easy to get it reversed, i've had success using it before, basically i sold my account almost a year ago, the guy who bought the account ended up getting the account locked/frozen by blizzard, i ended up retrieving the toon about a year later, all you might have to do is provide ID proof, might have to send a fax to blizzard with your ID and fill out a form with the acct information, should take less than a week to straighten out
pretty ironic considering i think you were claiming how secure your account was, and had no use for the blizzard authenticator, in this or the wotlk thread on gaming side
edit:
:lol :lol :lol
http://us.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?tag=transferform
fill out this webform, i would call account and billing as well to reset your password and email if you have not already
1-800-59-BLIZZARD fyi