I hear they're also adding tails to the Night Elves to attract the Erotic Avatar Fanfict writers. I guess it's some kind of huge, untapped market. In all honesty, the tail is about the only thing missing. Blue skin. Hunter-centric culture. Lives in a huge tree. Worships a deity who's name starts with E, and embodied by wispy forms...
As for the furries, I don't see the Alliance ever getting vampires, so I guess the Horde will become Team Edward by default. Nobody wins. At least this should stop the whole "lol, Blood elfs are fagz" thing... I'd honestly rather be lumped in with the fairies than the furries.
Despite all the claims that nothing will happen, I actually see a lot more Worgen being rolled in the first days of Cataclysm than Goblins. I also see Worgen appealing to the younger players ("Look how evil and awesome they look!") while Goblins will appeal to the people who are always characterized as playing Horde. Personally, I'm planning on rolling a Goblin myself... something about their greedy technology-driven environmentally-uncaring nature appeals to me as an American... I'm hoping their racial rocket-attack actually launches little drill-missiles so I can make a "Drill, Baby, Drill!" macro. :lol
Alex said:
I'm just pissed because I really like Goblins and I REALLY don't want Worgen.
Come to the Horde Side. We've got evil scheming Zombies (their racial intro even says they're only with the Horde until they're strong enough to take over), brutish hulks (about to be led by a racist, blood-thirsty warmonger), gangly cannibals and substance-abusing elves who keep a God tied up in their basement so they can rape the energy out of it for their own purposes (sappy plot twist be damned, Belf Paladins are
evvvvvilllll)
Oh, and peace-loving cowfolk, but damn do they look sweet in armor. Like a tank wearing an armored truck as a hat.
The alliance side has Hairlip Steve (the un-incredible human person just like you and me), the aforementioned Na'vi, the comic-relief midget race, and blue tentacle goats from outer space.
Oh, and Dwarves, but dwarves are fucking cool.
Proc said:
please don't link me to some fetishy tauren shit :lol
I actually did a google image search for "Night Elf Navi comparison" and the second return was actually a crudely drawn picture of every WoW race's females naked. Rule 34, it's inescapable.