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Wrestlecrap Classics - Remember Lex Express '93?

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With everything on the line, Luger beat the big guy in the match, and all the faces came out to help Luger celebrate.

Of course, since Luger won by COUNT OUT, it was really all for naught. Yoko kept the belt, and Luger looked stupid.

You see, Vince wanted to hold off on Luger's title win until Wrestlemania 10, a full nine months away. He felt that he could continue to build, and fans would be even more interested in Luger's chase than in his title win.

What happened, of course, is that the fans didn't care about Luger after he "choked". At the Royal Rumble, Vince employed a little test, by having Luger and Bret Hart co-win the Rumble, and then announce them one by one as the winners to gauge fan reaction. The fans were overwhelmingly behind Bret, so he wound up with the belt.

Which is surprising, since he never got to ride around on a bus.

:lol :lol
 
I remember when he showed up on the first Nitro and people were like HOLY FUCK LEX LUGER, and I was like "so what, it's just lex luger"
 
bjork said:
I remember when he showed up on the first Nitro and people were like HOLY FUCK LEX LUGER, and I was like "so what, it's just lex luger"

don't forget when he joined the NWO and earned the moniker "Flexy Lexy".
 
That doesn't top Macho Man being whipped with a Slim Jim though. Or Flair's hair being painted black. :lol
 
bjork said:
That doesn't top Macho Man being whipped with a Slim Jim though. Or Flair's hair being painted black. :lol
:lol :lol :lol

Or when Flair became President! Or when Flair was in the mental hospital with Scott Hall!
 
O_O



Nowinski and Bradshaw started out the contest. That doesn't sound promising, and in fact, it wasn't. But it was as good as we were going to see this evening. Rest assured, I never thought I'd write the sentence, "Bradshaw and Nowinski trading football tackles was the highlight of the match", but here we are and there it is.

Because soon enough, the tag was made to Miss Jackie...and the wheels fell off the wagon.

No, scratch that - the wheels fell off, the car caught fire, then crashed into a bus full of nuns holding babies.

Yep, that's more accurate.



:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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