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[SoulPlaya]

That whole thing of Taker in the corner, gut hanging out over his tights, gasping for any air he can find, and looking like a 70 year old man needs to be giffed.

LOL!!

"Gut hanging out over his tights"

 

[Angry Grimace]

So F5 and sister Abigail have been buried

Its been a long time since Jake the Snake was able to sell the DDT as almost too dangerous for wrestling. Every finisher is a kick out move now.

 

[Hasney]

That whole thing of Taker in the corner, gut hanging out over his tights, gasping for any air he can find, and looking like a 70 year old man needs to be giffed.

And synced with a likely Batista equivalent later tonight.

 

[HerbertFish]

South Cali. Does it exist over here?

They advertise like crazy. If you haven't heard of it I'm guessing no.

 

[Credo]

Scanning the faces of the crowd in the background shows me a sea of stone faces =\

 

[Serpentine]

Keeping this thread alive with this.

ty duncan

ty

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Holy FUCK at those timid germans.

 

[lonely]

There's blood now! It's getting better...

Spoiler

not

 

[MisterLuffy]

Undertaker should just retire after this.

Lol Paul Heyman is the best.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

My dad's review - "This is fucking Shenmue.", referencing the old gamefan quote "Shenmue = japanese for boring"

WOW

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Undertaker likes being suplexed because it means he gets to lay down again

lol

 

[Shamrock7r]

You know the kickout is coming but its still exciting

It really isn't. They beat it dead too much the last few years

 

[Toki767]

South Cali. Does it exist over here?

Probably? There's one in San Francisco. I'd imagine there would be one in SoCal somewhere.

 

[Courage]

Undertaker likes being suplexed because it means he gets to lay down again

lol

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

How is Taker not legit dead yet?

THE LEGEND OF THE DEADMAN IS REAL OH MY

 

[Officerrob]

So many of you wanted Lesnar/Taker, instead of a Kane/Taker double retirement match.

Well, here you go, you fucks!

I wanted Kane/Taker double retirement LAST YEAR. Age was going to catch-up to Taker one of these days, and that day is here

 

[RyudBoy]

Please bring out AJ before I fall asleep.

You mean cry yourself to sleep after she loses the title and gets buried.

 

[Moodmon]

I do not think thw crowd or commentators have said anything for five minutes. Also yes, I am posting to keep awake.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Heyman is the best

 

[Data West]

Its been a long time since Jake the Snake was able to sell the DDT as almost too dangerous for wrestling. Every finisher is a kick out move now.

All things to the old timer in the ring. He's pretty much solely responsible for it.

 

[Vylash]

Heyman's trying, bless his soul

 

[Master Thespian]

Shawn should run out, tell Taker he loves him, and superkick his old ass into retirement.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

If you hate wrestling, this is easily the best match.

Haha.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

The Dead Man is actually a dead man right now

 

[NYR]

Hurry up and tombstone this mother fucker

 

[Spiderjericho]

Plus since then he's only been in matches with HBK, HHH, and Punk. Not bad dance partners.

Agreed. Unfortunately, that MOTY streak is over thanks to terrible booking.

I think I'm going to go watch Brock/Angle in NJPW.

 

[rvy]

Are you fuckers serious? We gonna have a divas match?

 

[SoulPlaya]

Undertaker likes being suplexed because it means he gets to lay down again

Holy shit, lol.

 

[acrid]

thank you based Heyman

 

[Mengetsu]

Heyman's trying, bless his soul

Im not even mad.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Oh Heyman, you are trying so hard. God bless you.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Dat ass crack

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Ah the mania last ride spot

Even on that there was just no impact he just put him down

Ewww tombstone was a foot away from the mat

 

[Showaddy]

Oh my god that was a Last Ride????

 

[Angry Grimace]

How many named moves does Undertaker have? The number of moves he knows has to be like 50% death-themed moves.

 

[Edgeward]

Asscrack

 

[Surge]

Awful last ride

 

[TheDrowningMan]

That was more of a Fairground Ride.

 

[truly101]

Eh, I don't hate it, its had some decent spots, but Taker is old and Lesnar is not a regular competitor. It was going to be a slog, they are doing what they can, they just don't work that well together.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Are you fuckers serious? We gonna have a divas match?

Yes

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Ass Ride

 

[giancarlo123x]

I wonder if undertaker has enough energy to pull off a tombstone. And fuck that sad excuse for a last ride.

 

[Sheroking]

I try not to be another cynical internet smark, but god damn this is so damned pointlessly long and boring.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

#BROCKLESNARBUTTCRACK

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Last Ride or "I'm-a just set you down here"

 

[Mortimer Brewster]

Old Man Mark can't even do his own signature moves anymore.

 

[Vylash]

LESNAR ASS

 

[Patryn]

They should just cut to the chase and end this match now. Based on the commentary, I wouldn't be shocked if backstage has realized that this isn't becoming a classic.

I'm sure Bryan and Orton could fill the extra time. Batista will, naturally, be too gassed to provide any extra work.

 

[Y2Kev]

Undertaker still in better shape than Husky Harris!

 

[hlhbk]

Every move is so telegraphed.....