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[ShadyAcshuns]

Digin' it all but the hoodies.

 

[Ezekiel_]

Fucking lol OP

Love your threads.

"I guess one could look at Xbox at this point, as partially a clothing line as well as a gaming company."

 

[consoul]

As if clothing is essential for gamers. They don't know us at all.

Also, the olive T-shirt Zelenskyy look is hot right now.

 

[ParaSeoul]

I need underwear with Phil's face on it

 

[John_Ryder]

They don't look happy.

They look bored.

Gamers are never happy. They bitch all the time.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

They don't look happy.

They look bored.

I read somewhere the reasons models do not smile is not to take the focus away from clothes they are modelling.

 

[ryzen1]

At least they releasing something eh?

 

[Spukc]

They don't look happy.

They look bored.

The need some funny salads

 

[Thebonehead]

This guy gets it and is obviously wearing Xbox socks

 

[THE DUCK]

They don't look happy.

They look bored.

That's basically the look models have in "fashion" shoots. At least most of the time.....

 

[Black_Stride]

I read somewhere the reasons models do not smile is not to take the focus away from clothes they are modelling.

Yup.
"lifestyle" brands will want to have models looking "happy" and like they are having fun but thats cuz those particular clothes matter very little, the actual ad is for the brand as a whole (sometimes the clothes arent even from the brand), but when modelling clothes, you better shut your fucking mouth and look at the camera.
So anyone glancing is gripped by your eyes then effectively intimidated into looking at the clothes.

 

[Eddie-Griffin]

Don't forget the Velocity Green hoody to go with the newly released Velocity Green Xbox Controller.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I read somewhere the reasons models do not smile is not to take the focus away from clothes they are modelling.

That's basically the look models have in "fashion" shoots. At least most of the time.....

Yup.
"lifestyle" brands will want to have models looking "happy" and like they are having fun but thats cuz those particular clothes matter very little, the actual ad is for the brand as a whole (sometimes the clothes arent even from the brand), but when modelling clothes, you better shut your fucking mouth and look at the camera.
So anyone glancing is gripped by your eyes then effectively intimidated into looking at the clothes.

 

[X-Wing]

Cringe as fuck.

 

[azertydu91]

 

[poodaddy]

All of that is, across the board, fuckin terrible looking.

Goddammit Microsoft. Get off this fashion focus bullshit.

 

[Bragr]

It's a hat and hoodie you get from Walmart for 4 bucks with an Xbox logo glued on it.

It's the sort of shit you get from your workplace for Christmas, you know, when they give you a green backpack that is completely plain with a huge company logo on it.

 

[SmokedMeat]

Need a bib for all the eatin' we doin' on Game Pass!

Spoiler

wipe my chin Uncle Phil

 

[Eddie-Griffin]

It's a hat and hoodie you get from Walmart for 4 bucks with an Xbox logo glued on it.

No no no, you're getting confused with the other two threads, https://www.neogaf.com/threads/kota...pre-orders-now-open-ships-in-mid-feb.1646653/

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/xbox...or-your-xbox-controller-to-keep-warm.1648425/

These hats and hoodies are definitely more than double $4.

 

[itsjustJEFF]

who's their designer... Kanye? Looks like his all brown line up.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I need underwear with Phil's face on it

Spoiler

Ass or crotch though?

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Models are such weird people.

 

[Slicker than your average]

Fuck me clowns really running this. get your shit together

Xbox
Vrr
12 tf
Vrs
Velocity drive
Smart delivery
Gamepass
Fridge
Bread bin
Cookies
Hoodies

Ps
Exclusives

 

[Eddie-Griffin]

Fuck me clowns really running this. get your shit together

Xbox
Vrr
12 tf
Vrs
Velocity drive
Smart delivery
Gamepass
Fridge
Bread bin
Cookies
Hoodies

Ps
Exclusives

Might have spoke too soon on this one.