Uh....I can walk 5 minutes, walk in a store and buy it.
All the good stuff is grown here in California.
Aussie rap > American rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3X38hhr4a4
One great thing about America though is that you guys are kind of the lab rats of the world. You guys try it, and the rest of the world improves on itAn example would be McDonalds. Way better outside of America.
Aussie rap > American rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3X38hhr4a4
One great thing about America though is that you guys are kind of the lab rats of the world. You guys try it, and the rest of the world improves on itAn example would be McDonalds. Way better outside of America.
what is America actually good at?
fuck mcdonalds, also dre is your avatar,
...but Dre is in your avatar
Aussie rap > American rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3X38hhr4a4
One great thing about America though is that you guys are kind of the lab rats of the world. You guys try it, and the rest of the world improves on itAn example would be McDonalds. Way better outside of America.
You're right OP, I feel terrible.Legal Marijuana. We're working on it. Two of our states have legalized it for recreational use. What has your country done? Jack shit.
All the good stuff is grown here in California.
We also got Naughty Dog and Valve.
We are pretty good at playing IRL risk.what is America actually good at?
We'll beat them up and show you who is best.
Dont give up on my country because we're performing poorly in the olympics.
We have a lot of other things seriously locked down.
We got the best rap music. We got the best rock, too. If you exclude that beepy boop shit we pretty much own all of music.
Our fast food is undeniably good. McDonalds? Every country. Every god damned country. I been overseas, trust me, I feel the envy. Yall got triple level McDonalds funplexes. Dont act like you dont like it.
Legal Marijuana. We're working on it. Two of our states have legalized it for recreational use. What has your country done? Jack shit.
All of the sexiest people.
Our microbrews are some of the sickest drunkest snobbiest beers around. Belgium, look out. Germany, France, look out. We out here.
that's all i'm saying i guess.
You're pretty terrible at it, actually, at least since about 1945.We are pretty good at playing IRL risk.
what is America actually good at?
Whipping you butt for mouthing off!!!
Oh and soybean production.
America is a great country. One of the best in the world.
It would be a better country if the people that lived in it didn't insist it was the BEST country in the world in every way shape or form.
Our soybean production is totally tits
I don't know if that' description is good or bad but we do produce more than anyone else.
tits are awesome
our soybean production is like the awesomeness of tits
a lot of us are also more sarcastic about the America thing than the people who respond seriously to threads like this think
Starting to think we do dry humor better than the UK too...another in a line of victories since the revolutionary war.
i think the problem with america these days (speaking as a non american) is that americans are too embarrassed to be open about their 'america fuck yeah' thing so they pretend that they're being sarcastic about it
i don't think you should pretend! most americans i've met when you press them a bit on their 'america fuck yeah!' joke aren't actually joking at all, they're just barely concealing their frothy patriotic mucus behind a flimsy facade of sarcasm
when they weren't pretending it was sarcasm, america was busy inventing microwave ovens, all of the world's culture, and stuff like that. now that you pretend it's a joke, suddenly, china is coming up on the inside lane (and those guys i'm pretty sure are happy to tell you china is the best).
Nah, we're sincerely embarrassed that we live in this country. Uneducated people who don't really know what America does are the only people who are all "'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!"
Nah, we're sincerely embarrassed that we live in this country.
Nah, we're sincerely embarrassed that we live in this country. Uneducated people who don't really know what America does are the only people who are all "'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!"
hah I'd love to see this as well. Other countries might have to actually do something instead of just talking and complaining.Sometimes I wish the USA would just cut all the help that it does actually provide to many other countries in the World, just pull it all back in and let everyone else deal with their own problems ... then we could truly see how many people would start crying.
All of the fattest people.
All of the most religious and ignorant people.
All of the gun violence.
All of the most stupid measurement, date, etc, systems.
All of the bad internet infrastructure with ridiculous prices for crappy speeds and low caps.
All of the worst mobile carriers.
But yeah, there's some good stuff too. Many of my favorite bands are from America, and the same goes for movies and TV shows.
I know there are a lot of jokes and stereotypes in here but saying American beer sucks is just moronic.
What is this shit
i think the problem with america these days (speaking as a non american) is that americans are too embarrassed to be open about their 'america fuck yeah' thing so they pretend that they're being sarcastic about it
i don't think you should pretend! most americans i've met when you press them a bit on their 'america fuck yeah!' joke aren't actually joking at all, they're just barely concealing their frothy patriotic mucus behind a flimsy facade of sarcasm
when they weren't pretending it was sarcasm, america was busy inventing microwave ovens, all of the world's culture, and stuff like that. now that you pretend it's a joke, suddenly, china is coming up on the inside lane (and those guys i'm pretty sure are happy to tell you china is the best).