Dont give up on America.

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codhand

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wait, how is the trump tower one anything but rad?
 

Blearth

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Uh....I can walk 5 minutes, walk in a store and buy it.

All the good stuff is grown here in California.

And we make better beer. And wine.

We also make all the porn. The OS on all your devices. Every website you go to. Every time you use your GPS.

We also got Naughty Dog and Valve.
 

Macattk15

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what is America actually good at?

Dropping atomic bombs on people.

Sometimes I wish the USA would just cut all the help that it does actually provide to many other countries in the World, just pull it all back in and let everyone else deal with their own problems ... then we could truly see how many people would start crying.
 
America is a great country. One of the best in the world.

It would be a better country if the people that lived in it didn't insist it was the BEST country in the world in every way shape or form.

It's not, but that's okay.

Just as being third in the Olympics is actually pretty fucking good.
 

kick51

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a lot of us are also more sarcastic about the America thing than the people who respond seriously to threads like this think

Starting to think we do dry humor better than the UK too...another in a line of victories since the revolutionary war.
 
Dont give up on my country because we're performing poorly in the olympics.

We have a lot of other things seriously locked down.

We got the best rap music. We got the best rock, too. If you exclude that beepy boop shit we pretty much own all of music.

Our fast food is undeniably good. McDonalds? Every country. Every god damned country. I been overseas, trust me, I feel the envy. Yall got triple level McDonalds funplexes. Dont act like you dont like it.

Legal Marijuana. We're working on it. Two of our states have legalized it for recreational use. What has your country done? Jack shit.

All of the sexiest people.

Our microbrews are some of the sickest drunkest snobbiest beers around. Belgium, look out. Germany, France, look out. We out here.

that's all i'm saying i guess.

Don't think poor Olympic performance is why people give up on America

Please masturbate into your sock, not on Gaf
 
Americans invented Spandex. Then we invented food that made ourselves, but more importantly many other countries, really fucking fat. Then we sold Spandex to all the fatties we created and made a ton of money off of it.

I'm looking at you, Great Britain and Australia. That Spandex you're wearing around your bulging waist line? That's America, infiltrating you inside and out.
 

Fireblend

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I can't help but feel the OP is kind of underselling his country. I could do a better job and I'm not even from the US nor do I live there.

Costa Rica's better
 
America is a great country. One of the best in the world.

It would be a better country if the people that lived in it didn't insist it was the BEST country in the world in every way shape or form.

And I'll add that, in my anecdotal experience living here, many people insisting that this is the case have skewed or completely false ideas about how things are in other countries. The US is a place with a lot of great people and institutions, but it's not the paramount of western civilisation.
 

twobear

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a lot of us are also more sarcastic about the America thing than the people who respond seriously to threads like this think

Starting to think we do dry humor better than the UK too...another in a line of victories since the revolutionary war.

i think the problem with america these days (speaking as a non american) is that americans are too embarrassed to be open about their 'america fuck yeah' thing so they pretend that they're being sarcastic about it

i don't think you should pretend! most americans i've met when you press them a bit on their 'america fuck yeah!' joke aren't actually joking at all, they're just barely concealing their frothy patriotic mucus behind a flimsy facade of sarcasm

when they weren't pretending it was sarcasm, america was busy inventing microwave ovens, all of the world's culture, and stuff like that. now that you pretend it's a joke, suddenly, china is coming up on the inside lane (and those guys i'm pretty sure are happy to tell you china is the best).
 

Daria

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i think the problem with america these days (speaking as a non american) is that americans are too embarrassed to be open about their 'america fuck yeah' thing so they pretend that they're being sarcastic about it

i don't think you should pretend! most americans i've met when you press them a bit on their 'america fuck yeah!' joke aren't actually joking at all, they're just barely concealing their frothy patriotic mucus behind a flimsy facade of sarcasm

when they weren't pretending it was sarcasm, america was busy inventing microwave ovens, all of the world's culture, and stuff like that. now that you pretend it's a joke, suddenly, china is coming up on the inside lane (and those guys i'm pretty sure are happy to tell you china is the best).

Nah, we're sincerely embarrassed that we live in this country. Uneducated people who don't really know what America does are the only people who are all "'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!"
 

Macattk15

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When Cancer (or whatever devious medical condition) is cured, I bet I can tell you where the cure comes from.

Nah, we're sincerely embarrassed that we live in this country. Uneducated people who don't really know what America does are the only people who are all "'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

Speak for yourself. I'm completely fine living here in the USA. Do I think we're the best? No. (Who the fuck really cares also?) Do I think we have it a lot better than A LOT of countries in the world? Yes.

Like I said previously ... I'd LOVE if the USA would pull all of its support that it puts out in various parts of the World, but then we'd just be hated even more I guess. Haters gonna hate etc.
 

MC Safety

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Nah, we're sincerely embarrassed that we live in this country. Uneducated people who don't really know what America does are the only people who are all "'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

And self-loathing Americans, of which there are many on this board.

No one is giving up on America. And saying your country is "the best" is meaningless.
 

Kite

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Sometimes I wish the USA would just cut all the help that it does actually provide to many other countries in the World, just pull it all back in and let everyone else deal with their own problems ... then we could truly see how many people would start crying.
hah I'd love to see this as well. Other countries might have to actually do something instead of just talking and complaining.
 

Camp Lo

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All of the fattest people.
All of the most religious and ignorant people.
All of the gun violence.
All of the most stupid measurement, date, etc, systems.
All of the bad internet infrastructure with ridiculous prices for crappy speeds and low caps.
All of the worst mobile carriers.

But yeah, there's some good stuff too. Many of my favorite bands are from America, and the same goes for movies and TV shows.

Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuu
 
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I know there are a lot of jokes and stereotypes in here but saying American beer sucks is just moronic. I would assume only ignorant, uneducated people that think we only drink Budweiser would write that.
 

kick51

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i think the problem with america these days (speaking as a non american) is that americans are too embarrassed to be open about their 'america fuck yeah' thing so they pretend that they're being sarcastic about it

i don't think you should pretend! most americans i've met when you press them a bit on their 'america fuck yeah!' joke aren't actually joking at all, they're just barely concealing their frothy patriotic mucus behind a flimsy facade of sarcasm

when they weren't pretending it was sarcasm, america was busy inventing microwave ovens, all of the world's culture, and stuff like that. now that you pretend it's a joke, suddenly, china is coming up on the inside lane (and those guys i'm pretty sure are happy to tell you china is the best).


ok
 
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