A guy had a fetiche for pregnant women, so he put some clothes and foam in a poorly made blow up doll he would use regularly. One day, he woke up to find the floor wet and the doll's baby bump gone, and while still wondering what the hell was going on, he felt a cold whisper in his ear... "daddy".
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Woah... Seriously creepy.
John Mirra? This is John Mirra, welcome to the next level.
CheesecakeRecipe
Stormy Grey
They'd warned me not to let it get to my head. What they never mentioned was what it would do to the rest of my body.
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
He looked up to the dark night sky, and he witnessed only two stars far apart from each other but aligned on the vast empty space of darkness.
But those weren't stars, they were eyes.
But those weren't stars, they were eyes.
timetokill
Banned
From the heavens, voice boomed: "Goodbye."
guineapig55555
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so ur wit ur honey and ur makin out when the phone rigns, u anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doin wit my daughter?" U tell ur gril n she say "my dad is ded", then WHO WAS PHONE?!?!
turnbuckle
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after closing the back door in the middle of the night for the fifth time this week, he nudged his wife and asked her if she was born in a barn.
she admitted that she was.
she admitted that she was.
User 73706
Banned
He boarded the subway as he would any other day, its commute sealed under azure seas looming, though this was the first day he'd seen it so empty. Then again, with so few left, he had to imagine there'd be those with less creative ways out.
A blissful ignorance encompassed the elite whom had made it past tempest in bodies of polymer and plastic. Their perception of time distorted from extreme age, it was merely hours before an uncomfortable heat washed over the planet.
In death throes, your brain pumps you full of dopamine and hallucinogens to soften the blow. That lifetime constrained by morality and piety has earned you an entire six minutes in reverie before you go clinically braindead.
A blissful ignorance encompassed the elite whom had made it past tempest in bodies of polymer and plastic. Their perception of time distorted from extreme age, it was merely hours before an uncomfortable heat washed over the planet.
In death throes, your brain pumps you full of dopamine and hallucinogens to soften the blow. That lifetime constrained by morality and piety has earned you an entire six minutes in reverie before you go clinically braindead.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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EmCeeGramr
Member
Here I sit, brokenhearted. Came to shit, but only farted.
You let a girl you really like use your computer. You haven't cleared your search history.
You wake up and prepare to leave your house for a productive day yet you cannot shake an eerie feeling you have just before you walk out the door. As you are headed to your intended destination the truth finally dawns on you, you locked yourself out of the house.
You wake up and prepare to leave your house for a productive day yet you cannot shake an eerie feeling you have just before you walk out the door. As you are headed to your intended destination the truth finally dawns on you, you locked yourself out of the house.
Mike Works
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Before she died, your grandmother used to tongue her yellowed teeth and tell you the story of an old, faceless woman who would wake misbehaving boys in the middle of the night, place a spell on them so they couldn't move, then sit on their chest and lean in close, no nose, no eye, no mouth to sigh.
You experienced it then, that night of her funeral: the sleep paralysis, the figure shifting from the shadows in your room, only it wasn't faceless, no, it had big eyes, bigger than you'd ever seen, nostrils flaring as it climbed onto your chest, and when it leaned in close, you could almost smell the yellow on her teeth.
You experienced it then, that night of her funeral: the sleep paralysis, the figure shifting from the shadows in your room, only it wasn't faceless, no, it had big eyes, bigger than you'd ever seen, nostrils flaring as it climbed onto your chest, and when it leaned in close, you could almost smell the yellow on her teeth.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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He'd had sleep paralysis before, but this was just outright ridiculous.
He was on an autopsy table.
Edit: It's been nearly six months, anyone got any new stories?
He was on an autopsy table.
Edit: It's been nearly six months, anyone got any new stories?
BlackNMild2k1
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(Something similar had probably already been said, but... )
She wasn't on the pill, & I was climaxing when the condom broke.
I could tell that she knew by the look in her eyes, as she held me so close & so tight that I could not pull out in time.
She wasn't on the pill, & I was climaxing when the condom broke.
I could tell that she knew by the look in her eyes, as she held me so close & so tight that I could not pull out in time.
MrOogieBoogie
BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
Stuff of nightmares.
1.
As the TV suddenly goes to static and white noise fills the room, I lean in to try to make out the image that is distorted across the screen. The screen goes black, but the noise grows louder as the first fly crawls out through my nostril.
2.
My head throbs and I'm crying uncontrollably. The man whose flesh is pale and greasy says he loves me as I take the pills again.
As the TV suddenly goes to static and white noise fills the room, I lean in to try to make out the image that is distorted across the screen. The screen goes black, but the noise grows louder as the first fly crawls out through my nostril.
2.
My head throbs and I'm crying uncontrollably. The man whose flesh is pale and greasy says he loves me as I take the pills again.
CadetMahoney
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"
I had a dream of a penis pressing against my asshole. Woke up with a condom hanging out of my butt.
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I had a dream of a penis pressing against my asshole. Woke up with a condom hanging out of my butt.
"
Particle Physicist
between a quark and a baryon
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
I heard my dog growling in the dark room. My dog was killed 2 years ago.
BlackNMild2k1
Member
I went to the doctor with complaints of migraines, so he decided to run some test.
Doctor says: Good news is that I can treat the headaches, but the bad news is that they are caused by an inoperable tumor and you only have 2 weeks left to live.
Doctor says: Good news is that I can treat the headaches, but the bad news is that they are caused by an inoperable tumor and you only have 2 weeks left to live.
D
Deleted member 80556
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Oh fuck. As a med student this scared the shit out of me. Some organs have no use when a person is brain dead, so....
Saint Gregory
Member
I lay there in the dirt panting, relieved that I was able to tear away the loose floorboards and escape the flames that woke me as they licked at my heels.
It was then I remembered "wait, I live in a basement...".
It was then I remembered "wait, I live in a basement...".
Count Dookkake
Member
Got a message on OKcupid. She was a juggalette.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I looked the beast in the face and lost all hope. Then I remembered I was looking into a mirror and smiled.
those poor seamen
/deadddddd
Alligatorjandro
Banned
After 2 weeks the download was finally finished. He fainted after he read "corrupt data".
Daffy Duck
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Two friends driving home late one stormy night break down near Stonehenge, upon looking for help one of them witnesses a human sacrifice by a group of faceless worshippers and runs back to his friend waiting in the car.
He gets back to the car and explains what he saw to his friend in the car who turns round to him and says "what, like me?"
Yeah it breaks rules but it still got me good when I was younger.
He gets back to the car and explains what he saw to his friend in the car who turns round to him and says "what, like me?"
Yeah it breaks rules but it still got me good when I was younger.
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