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[Anbokr]

Why don't you guys just play the game lol

ADD HIM TO THE GODDAMN LIST

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

#Optimist

#Graspingatstraws

Spoiler

I'm right there with ya

 

[Jex]

But that timeline makes no sense. Release the update in the same week as the qualifiers? That would be ridiculous. I think it was probably just mentioning the date wrong or something, which Valve has done before.

We're dealing with Valve-time here. Stop trying to make sense of it all.

 

[Razzer]

I swear some people have never heard of patience in this thread. If you can't bear to play Dota until a patch hits just go read a book or something over the next week, goddamn.

 

[dave is ok]

I swear some people have never heard of patience in this thread. If you can't bear to play Dota until a patch hits just go read a book or something over the next week, goddamn.

LIST. ADDED.

 

[Drkirby]

I DEMAND ANBOKR BE ADDED TO THE LIST TOO! If we are going down we are taking you with us!

 

[Hylian7]

Just put everyone that has posted in this thread on the list.

 

[Anbokr]

I DEMAND ANBOKR BE ADDED TO THE LIST TOO! If we are going down we are taking you with us!

 

[Haly]

Lock the thread and ban all posters until 6.81

 

[traveler]

"Ned....
Razzer....
Drkirby...
Cyborgmatt...
Tobi...
Bruno...
Sirbelvedere...
Anbokr..."

 

[Ultimatum]

fuck dota where is patch

no wonder league is so much more popular

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

The Red Patching

 

[Karakand]

Bane and Visage in the teaser image? If they fuck with 2 of my fav heroes again I swear to god I'm jumping ship for lol and never coming back.

ed: better yet, make that HotS. That'll hit em where it hurts.

we were gonna play balls already

On that note, check these cool hero portraits

husbandofest

 

[Archie]

Lock the thread and ban all posters until 6.81

Permabans aren't cool.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Can you imagine the uproar if Valve just puts out some random tournament hats tonight?

 

[dave is ok]

Even if the patch isn't ready to ship out to the public test build tonight, whats the harm in showing us the notes and update page?

 

[Artanisix]

Can you imagine the uproar if Valve just puts out some random tournament hats tonight?

there will be particular heads on particular spikes

 

[Haly]

With hats on them.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Even if the patch isn't ready to ship out to the public test build tonight, whats the harm in showing us the notes and update page?

Exactly. It wouldn't even be the first time we had notes before the patch actually hit.

 

[SteveWinwood]

guys heres the rest of the update

 

[Jex]

Exactly. It wouldn't even be the first time we had notes before the patch actually hit.

You just don't get it. That wouldn't be part of their carefully choreographed hype cycle designed by top experimental psychologists!

Really, things were kind of cooling off until that teaser accidentally leaked.

Unless...this really is part of their grand plan and the leak was all carefully orchestrated to bring everything to a fever pitch! Which I severely doubt.

 

[manfestival]

guys heres the rest of the update

clearly its an an elaborate hoax

 

[Procarbine]

guys heres the rest of the update

 

[Vade]

there is a distinct lack of head-rolling in this thread rn

 

[Quesa]

this thread isn't even fun anymore it's just bad

 

[Satch]

smh

 

[Dreams-Visions]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

 

[traveler]

smh

Least you still have one

 

[ksan]

this thread isn't even fun anymore it's just bad

ur bad

 

[Artanisix]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give mirana multishot

 

[G.ZZZ]

Guys I'll be out all night so it's 100% patch day

 

[G.ZZZ]

It's science

 

[Vade]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give mirana multishot

Multishot is a terrible demonhunter skill and you should feel bad for using it.

 

[Procarbine]

Multishot is a terrible demonhunter skill and you should feel bad for using it.

Shuriken Cloud/Strafe forever

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Shuriken Cloud/Strafe forever

You Kridershot-less plebs.

 

[Conceptor]

 

[Kalnos]

Multishot is a terrible demonhunter skill and you should feel bad for using it.

It was awesome as a WoW hunter skill

 

[Quesa]

Well fuck it then Archie how are you building your dude I'm trying to build dex to scale with better weapons but I'm kinda torn cuz I want spells too but that'd prob make me kinda bad late game and fuck rolling I'm gonna go tanky this time

 

[Captain Fish]

this thread isn't even fun anymore it's just legit bad

ftfy

 

[Archie]

Loot Greatsword
Pump STR
???
Profit rage because holy shit this weapon is slow.

 

[sixghost]

Well fuck it then Archie how are you building your dude I'm trying to build dex to scale with better weapons but I'm kinda torn cuz I want spells too but that'd prob make me kinda bad late game and fuck rolling I'm gonna go tanky this time

spells are OP

There aren't many good DEX scaling weapons until later on in the game.

 

[manfestival]

this thread isn't even fun anymore it's just bad

When is this thread ever good?

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Micro Plushies back in stock!
http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=ADT009

 

[Quesa]

Loot Greatsword
Pump STR
???
Profit rage because holy shit this weapon is slow.

I've got the Heide Sword and a flaming greatsword (or something like that), but I'm guessing these won't scale well late.

spells are OP

There aren't many good DEX scaling weapons until later on in the game.

Great Soul Arrow it is!

When is this thread ever good?

fun =/= good in this case.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

lol, people are finding techies in the background of the update image.

Reminds me of how Sun Wukong was in Phoenix's chest

Spoiler

Even though he wasn't and people were only seeing what they wanted to see

 

[LiQuid!]

Guys, I went and played a game of Infinite Crisis because Dota is a dedgaem and holy shit they have a Superman Gundam in that game, what the fuck.

 

[manfestival]

Guys, I went and played a game of Infinite Crisis because Dota is a dedgaem and holy shit they have a Superman Gundam in that game, what the fuck.

dude its like the best game ever. you can be a clown... a freaking CLOWN

 

[Karakand]

Guys, I went and played a game of Infinite Crisis because Dota is a dedgaem and holy shit they have a Superman Gundam in that game, what the fuck.

post-apocalyptic wonder woman wears footballs for a bra and wields a chainsaw at the end of some rebar or something

infie is hon tier, it's great

 

[Hazaro]

fuck techies
I dont even care if there is a patch soon

 

[Randdalf]

this non-update has completely killed my productivity