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[Hylian7]

fuck techies
I dont even care if there is a patch soon

Edit: For some reason I read "techies" as "trenchies".

Arc Warden > Techies

 

[Demoli]

Who cares about Dota, nigga turtles 8 is out.

 

[traveler]

Tbh, I'd rather see Winter Wyvern than any of the other remaining heroes. Sounds like she might be the last one based on current progress, though.

 

[RS4-]

Micro Plushies back in stock!
http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=ADT009

Bah, too bad you can't link steam wallet with the store

 

[Granadier]

Spoiler

i need a picture with more people

 

[Razzer]

Why am I Sansa, fuck this.

 

[Lotto]

http://blog.dota2.com/2014/04/the-spring-cleaning-update/

Still waiting on Valve to add the rest of the info, seems the post went up early.

is that moonlight freckles i see

 

[Shepard]

is that moonlight freckles i see

It's semen.

 

[JawesomeJaw]

Tbh, I'd rather see Winter Wyvern than any of the other remaining heroes. Sounds like she might be the last one based on current progress, though.

Hey she has voice work done at the least right?

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

I just lost connection to a server. patch incoming.

 

[Anuxinamoon]

Its happening?!

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

I have no idea. Maybe Valve is patching me for being too good.

 

[Hylian7]

Stahp you two. I can't take anymore hype trains until it's real. I already lived though this once with DayZ.

 

[ksan]

who's tobi casting with

 

[close to the edge]

What a terrible game. I pick Sand King. Juggernaut and Razor can't decide on who's mid, so they both go. Queen of Pain gets a double kill, killing both of them at minute 6 or so. Razor dies two more times, then buys a shadow amulet and hides on various places for the rest of the game, not doing anything (but still getting XP so he doesn't abandon). QoP continues to snowball and get a 15 minute Orchid. I'm sad. I even got a 12 minute Blink because I was in a 1v1 matchup and then jungled but it wasn't enough.

 

[Hazaro]

What a terrible game. I pick Sand King. Juggernaut and Razor can't decide on who's mid, so they both go. Queen of Pain gets a double kill, killing both of them at minute 6 or so. Razor dies two more times, then buys a shadow amulet and hides on various places for the rest of the game, not doing anything (but still getting XP so he doesn't abandon). QoP continues to snowball and get a 15 minute Orchid. I'm sad.

Why didn't you go mid

 

[Satch]

if ur sandking and two of ur teammates go mid GO MID TOO i promise you will get kills from it because burrowstrike is OP

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Who cares about Dota, nigga turtles 8 is out.

 

[Conceptor]

Spoiler

i need a picture with more people

Slightly larger minus Arya though

 

[Heavy's Sandvich]

Is that the Hobbit?

 

[Anuxinamoon]

Stahp you two. I can't take anymore hype trains until it's real. I already lived though this once with DayZ.

Ride this hype train till it crashes into a salty sea of tears <3

 

[Quesa]

Is that the Hobbit?

sickest burn high five

 

[Kard8p3]

that feel wen u drop like 200 points.

I can feel the TB and Lycan coming soon.

 

[Green Biker Dude]

i hope the next patch brings back the imbalanced tree. if you're gonna have fucking imbalanced heroes every patch, at least make it the ones i can play

 

[Anbokr]

i hope the next patch brings back the imbalanced tree. if you're gonna have fucking imbalanced heroes every patch, at least make it the ones i can play

tree is still insanely strong

 

[Randdalf]

No updates to the Private Beta for like 7 hours, which is abnormal.

 

[Demoli]

No updates to the Private Beta for like 7 hours, which is abnormal.

I'd be careful if I were you, I heard there were some pikes that are still unused.

 

[SteveWinwood]

No updates to the Private Beta for like 7 hours, which is abnormal.

they took friday off

 

[Emerson]

no blog post coming friends

 

[SteveWinwood]

no blog post coming friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59E7T0H-Us&feature=kp

Spoiler

it could still come its not even the end of the work day on the west coast

plus sometimes it comes late at night

 

[Gav47]

Its never coming guys, I'm giving up

 

[Kard8p3]

Nothing feels better than to win a game, and the people who were a large part in you losing the previous game being on the enemy team, and getting rekt'd

 

[dave is ok]

Spring Cleaning is also the name of the day we round up all the traitors and cleanse this thread of them

 

[SteveWinwood]

In other news, I'd totally buy this if it was at ti4.

http://swade-art.tumblr.com/post/83835486737/are-you-a-dota-2-fan-do-you-like-obscure

 

[close to the edge]

Why didn't you go mid

Dunno but I won the next game! Randomed Enchantress. That hero is a lot of fun.

 

[Granadier]

Lots of empty pikes. Keep the hype train going.

 

[hbkajshdvfbkjhvgkahsgdfka]

Spoiler

i need a picture with more people

Yeah, I was just about to ask you if I could be the crippled idiot kid, thanks.

 

[Randdalf]

the leak was intentional

we've been played all along

/tinfoil

 

[Chris R]

Can I be Maester Luwin?

 

[FACE]

Mirana has a 60% pro win rate on this patch, what the hell?

Edit: Yes, I've been reading Reddit.

 

[Emerson]

Honestly though if there's not gonna be a patch today why are Valve screwing organizations like ESL who don't have a ticket up, and deflating the hype of their compendium which we know is ready to go.

 

[Granadier]

Can I be Maester Luwin?

Start slinging hype like heroin and you'll get your head on a pike as well.

 

[Cyborgmatt]

Honestly though if there's not gonna be a patch today why are Valve screwing organizations like ESL who don't have a ticket up, and deflating the hype of their compendium which we know is ready to go.

Honestly if Valve cared they would have had someone in place to handle tournament submissions during their holiday instead all the organisations have had to delay their plans or just start their tournament without having their tickets in game.

These past few weeks have done a ton of damage to multiple tournament organisers and this is just shortly after the TI4 fiasco.

 

[Berna]

the leak was intentional

we've been played all along

/tinfoil

You're probably talking about the early blog post, but... I feel that at least the translation leaks are somewhat intentional, as in the Dota 2 team lets those strings be available for localization knowing a random guy will leak them sooner or later. Valve is usually quick in removing unintended strings from the system.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Valve hire me i will handle your tournament submissions

 

[hbkajshdvfbkjhvgkahsgdfka]

How easy is it to sneak into Key Arena and maybe the United States?

 

[Emerson]

Honestly if Valve cared they would have had someone in place to handle tournament submissions during their holiday instead all the organisations have had to delay their plans or just start their tournament without having their tickets in game.

These past few weeks have done a ton of damage to multiple tournament organisers and this is just shortly after the TI4 fiasco.

Honestly a pretty shitty way to go about it. If the game is going to continue growing the way Valve wants, it won't be without the support of these organizations.

 

[Demoli]

Valve continues being the leading company in shitty community interaction.

In other news, water is wet and Mokoto is best girl.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Adding a crate to the store directly feels entirely pointless to me. Uhh... Just add it to the store anyway, I imagine part of the appeal of crates is that you randomly get them and it draws attention to opening them. If it's just random chance at an item from the store, it seems like it would be better to just sell them outright.

 

[Hylian7]

Streaming: Give Spring Cleaning edition!

http://www.twitch.tv/hylian7