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[Meier]

Miley sure is looking good.

 

[Hixx]

Steal.



Adnan, De Gea, Rooney, RVP, Shaw, Reus, Evans, Shinji, Fabregas, Wilson, Hummels.

These are players the quality of which you will never ever have the pleasure of seeing play for your team Hixx. Honestly I just feel bad for you m8.

When has Rooney ever scored 30 league goals in one season?
Shaw is just a young Michael Gray
De Gea wasn't as good as Mignolet or Mannone

You will never see a player as talented as Lee Barry Cattermole play for Man United, it's okay. Roy Keane came close but he hates you now anyway.

 

[Wilbur]

Maybe we can buy Fabregas if Barca buy Cattermole

 

[Slizz]

Miley, so dirty. The things I'd do.

 

[Lightning]

If Fabregas is available then Arsene bring him back...

 

[Messi]

Messi you're always penning deals you parasite



Yeah but he's DEAD

Nothing on paper mate.

 

[faridmon]

Cesc Fabregas is a great player but also an utter cunt, I would have to hate United a little bit if you bought him.

Yeah. An utter prick and a sore loser if there was one. Remember the game we drew against Arsenal; few years back, bloody hell what a whiner he was!

 

[Hixx]

Maybe we can buy Fabregas if Barca buy Cattermole

If Fabregas is worth £45m then Barca can't afford LBC.

 

[Carbonox]

Miley, so dirty. The things I'd do.

i bet her quim tastes of lemon

Spoiler

i couldnt say no, as much as i think shes a rag

 

[Pennywise]

Messi you're always penning deals you parasite



Yeah but he's DEAD

Nah, he will most likely start at the beginning of the season.

 

[Messi]

If Fabregas is available then Arsene bring him back...

You have first refusal so...

 

[Slizz]

i bet her quim tastes of lemon

Spoiler

i couldnt say no, as much as i think shes a rag

Honestly it's part of the appeal to me lol(rag part not lemon quim lol). She's fit overall though, regardless of trying to twerk with no ass an some questionable unflattering costume choices.

 

[Wilbur]

If Fabregas is worth £45m then Barca can't afford LBC.

Would you do a swap deal

Neymar + Pinto for Catts and Bardsley

i bet her quim tastes of lemon

Spoiler

i couldnt say no, as much as i think shes a rag

Wooden and I said exactly the same thing last night

Need to know what her pussy game's like

 

[Yurt]

Nothing on paper mate.

what about swiss banks tho?

 

[faridmon]

i bet her quim tastes of lemon

Spoiler

i couldnt say no, as much as i think shes a rag

I bet she is good in bed. That is all that matters!

 

[Mr.Marston]

If Fabregas is available then Arsene bring him back...

Where would he play? Or who would you drop from the team to play him?

 

[Messi]

what about swiss banks tho?

No. Only notes. I have a container.

 

[Hixx]

Would you do a swap deal

Neymar + Pinto for Catts and Bardsley

Alas, Bardsley is no longer ours to swap.

Neymar for Cattermole... I need time to think.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

No. Only notes. I have a container.

I miss Breaking Bad

 

[Lightning]

Where would he play? Or who would you drop from the team to play him?

In the midfield,, where else? Don't think there is a need for a DM against weaker teams and he would add amazing depth to keep everyone healthy and be able to compete in every competition. And the person is Arteta since he can't play every week anyway.

If necessary to the wing with Wilshere since he is not that good anyway. Compared to Ramsey, Fabregas and Ozil.

 

[Barzul]

If Fabregas is available then Arsene bring him back...

Where would he fit in though? Unless we put him at CAM and switched Ozil to the wings? Maybe play him at FW a couple of games. He is a pretty good goal scorer when motivated.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Goodness gracious.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Goodness gracious.

is she the one with the husky voice that got me all hot and bothered until i saw a photo of her

edit: Nope, Amy Lawrence

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

is she the one with the husky voice that got me all hot and bothered until i saw a photo of her

Oh yes that must be her

 

[Wilbur]

I just posted this
Without the picture

Pls

 

[Eanan]

is she the one with the husky voice that got me all hot and bothered until i saw a photo of her

edit: Nope, Amy Lawrence

pictures needed

 

[Carbonox]

If Roma/Fiorentina actually give us the 10m we slapped on Santon, I'd be well chuffed with that. He's a shit defender. Stick him on the wing and he could actually get some shit done but otherwise, lol.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I just posted this
Without the picture

Pls

Exactly. Without the picture.

Scudamore to face no further action. Such a joke. If the comments had anything to do with race or religion he'd be done.

 

[LegoArmo]

Miley is perfect. Far too good for me, but I would a thousand times over.

Woodward pls.

 

[Disagree Guy]

Is there odds in how quickly into Van Gaal's reign he exposes his cock n balls to the team yet?

Play well or you get the cock

 

[faridmon]

is she the one with the husky voice that got me all hot and bothered until i saw a photo of her

edit: Nope, Amy Lawrence

Amy Lawrence is not only the best female Football writer/critic but one of the best Journalists out there.

Love her on the Football weekly!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

There is this woman on Cake Divas who's the spitting image of Sam Allardyce

 

[Wilbur]

Lawrence is good. Taylor is not.

 

[Carbonox]

There is this woman on Cake Divas who's the spitting image of Sam Allardyce

AHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHA

 

[Yurt]

Marotta can smile for TWO cameras at the same time baby

 

[KidA Seven]

Miley is perfect..

 

[Salvadora]

Amy Lawrence is an Arsenal fan too.

Genuinely produces some great articles and is good on podcasts.

I've started to find Barry Glendenning a bit suspect.

 

[Wilbur]

Jimbo, Ronay and Cox are the gods.

 

[G-Unit]

Calling it now, Next Year Barca is gonna win triplete.... if we sign 8 new players

 

[Yen]

"Wait, Bart's teacher is called Krabapple? I've been calling her Crandall!"

 

[Zabojnik]

Congrats to United-GAF!

Spoiler

I give Rooney four months top.

 

[90TilInfinity]

Bergkamp on van Gaal, Cruyff & Wenger:

 

[Elchele]

maybe LvG will try to sign Calhanoglu

 

[Yen]

"Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"

 

[LegoArmo]

Rooney will be tasked with playing left wing, helping the young new left back out, and making himself busy in midfield areas. Taking shots from distance, and making supporting runs in to the box. As well as cross-field balls, pinged over to the right winger, and cheeky flicks to Robin.

A player, reborn. 2015. Believe. 300k will look like a bargain.

For awhile, in my teenage years, I had this thing for Courtney Love. Miley looks like royalty compared to that.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Pogba is available?

 

[Bold One]

is she the one with the husky voice that got me all hot and bothered until i saw a photo of her

edit: Nope, Amy Lawrence

Amy Lawrence has a fantastic voice, I only ever listen to the Guardian Podcast if she's on

 

[Messi]

Amy Lawrence is an Arsenal fan too.

Genuinely produces some great articles and is good on podcasts.

I've started to find Barry Glendenning a bit suspect.

Ah Barry is a lively part of the podcast

 

[Bold One]

WINTER IS COMING, its Oranje

 

[Marc]

Miley sure is looking good.

She takes it in the pooper, dat is without doubt.

Probably goes down on you afterwards too.

That is about the only appeal she has, being a total dirt bag.


If only thea was that way inclined...

Goodness gracious.

Erm, wow... that is... wow.

Need to do a world cup predictions questionnaire and see who has terrible opinions.