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[King_Moc]

What's that phrase used in divorce proceedings when one of the parties claims extortionate money because they've become used to the lifestyle?

It's "Cunt".

 

[Meier]

New kit for a new era. Leaked official renders.

Beautiful.

 

[LegoArmo]

Celtic kit has hoops this year?

It's likely. On second viewing, it does look a bit more traditionally Barca than recent attempts.

 

[Rikkun]

These are the categories I've got so far


Winners

Best Player
Worst Player
Best Young Player
Most Surprising Player
Most Disappointing Player

One To Watch

Top Scorer
Top Scorers
Lowest Scorers

Best Manager
Worst Manager

Most Surprising Team
Most Disappointing Team
Whipping Boys (oo-er)

Aren't these predictions kinda.. subjective?
&
What about Most assist?

 

[Tc91]

FC Barcelona ‏@FCBarcelona 8m
The Board also announced the signing of Marc-André Ter Stegen and the return of the on loan @Rafinha and @gerardeulofeu

De Gea is safe.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Aren't these predictions kinda.. subjective?
&
What about Most assist?

The best kind of prediction

And fuck Assists

 

[LTWheels]

Brendan Rodger's New Teeth Award (for the player who's physical appearance has changed the most since the previous season)

 

[Rikkun]

The best kind of prediction

And fuck Assists

Ahhh ok I thought you wanted to make it a more serious "bet" thing.

Assists are the salt of game bruh

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bollocks is Danny Ings under 27 years old

 

[FootballFan]

De Gea is safe.

Holy shit this is it

 

[Feorax]

De Gea is safe.

Pinto has gone to, though I reckon Reina will go there to take his place.

 

[Messi]

I need Dan to answer for this. Not even his pr can spin this. Christ.

From City's new kit

What did the English language ever do to Man City.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pinto has gone to, though I reckon Reina will go there to take his place.

Reina will cost too much for a second choice GK surely?

Unless we let him go on the cheap due to a lack of interest.

 

[L1NETT]

Bollocks is Danny Ings under 27 years old

He's 21...............

Or might be 22. Somewhere around there

 

[Danchi]

It might have been mentioned, but Ntep (of #big#black#legs fame) scored a goal by stopping the ball on the line, getting on his knees, and heading it in!

That was always a favourite at school.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He's 21...............

Look at him though. Looks like he's just crawled out of bed after his mate's stag-do

 

[3Sixty]

Bollocks is Danny Ings under 27 years old

Haha.

I can confirm he is. Friend of mine used to be very good mates with him when he was down here.

 

[LegoArmo]

Reina will cost too much for a second choice GK surely?

Unless we let him go on the cheap due to a lack of interest.

Reina is worth what, 6-8m?

 

[cremino]

I need Dan to answer for this. Not even his pr can spin this. Christ.

From City's new kit



What did the English language ever do to Man City.

Soriano and Begiristan???

Reina will cost too much for a second choice GK surely?

Unless we let him go on the cheap due to a lack of interest.

I think Napoli will try to buy him

 

[L1NETT]

Dead eyes

 

[Messi]

City are trying to transfer the English language out of the club and bring in their own language.

 

[dc89]

Khaldoon says Sheikh Mansour likes the song about him and Pellegrini, but that he actually drives a Range Rover, not Lamborghini!

Khaldoon says City know exactly what they want to do in the transfer window and tells the fans to expect efficient and quick deals.

Lot of focus by Khaldoon on the great atmosphere at the club now. Calls it a "special club". And wishes the outgoing Lescott and Barry luck.

https://twitter.com/City_Watch

That middle bit. Efficient & quick.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Reina is worth what, 6-8m?

Yeah. Not a huge amount, but not many clubs pay that kind of money for backups as far as I'm aware.

Wonder if he'd even be happy going there as second choice. He's pretty average now, but good enough to start at a decent club (as he is now)

Wonder if he's been good enough for Napoli to want him at that price.

 

[Rad-]

Piqué’s grandfather was even a club director, and one day he invited Barcelona’s coach Louis van Gaal to lunch. “This,” he said, introducing the young Gerard, “is my grandson – a centre-back for Barcelona’s youth team.”

Van Gaal looked at Piqué and, without warning, pushed him over. Towering above the 14- year-old, he barked: “You’re too weak to be a Barcelona defender.”

Haha.

 

[Messi]

Haha.

He's not wrong

 

[Talon]

New kit for a new era. Leaked official renders.

Finally. A normal kit.

 

[Messi]

Yeah. Not a huge amount, but not many clubs pay that kind of money for backups as far as I'm aware.

Wonder if he'd even be happy going there as second choice. He's pretty average now, but good enough to start at a decent club (as he is now)

Wonder if he's been good enough for Napoli to want him at that price.

He was trying to go to Barça last season knowing Ter Stegen was meant to come also.

 

[dc89]

I need Dan to answer for this. Not even his pr can spin this. Christ.

From City's new kit



What did the English language ever do to Man City.

I told you Brian. I took no part in this, but it's happening.

 

[FuturusX]

Van Gaal is so old school. That's either a good thing or a bad thing given the state of modern football.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I need Dan to answer for this. Not even his pr can spin this. Christ.

From City's new kit



What did the English language ever do to Man City.

Do they call themselves "Citeezens"?

 

[Scum]

Ter Stegen and Enrique, eh?

 

[Messi]

Ter Stegen and Enrique, eh?

Yeah. Pretty good start.

Bye Valdés. Thanks for everything.

 

[survivor]

New kit for a new era. Leaked official renders.

pretty good

 

[jtb]

where is Valdes off to then?

 

[Messi]

where is Valdes off to then?

Monaco

 

[Korez]

 

[Blablurn]

quattro stagioni hmmm

 

[Rikkun]

YES KOREZ

LA QUATERNA IS HAPPENING

 

[Scum]

Yeah. Pretty good start.

Bye Valdés. Thanks for everything.

Mascherano as backup to Busquets.
Xavi to the bench.
Song transfer listed.
2 new CBs, a RB, CM and a ST.
Sack Zab.

 

[Messi]

Mascherano as backup to Busquets.
Xavi to the bench.
Song transfer listed.
2 new CBs, a RB, CM and a ST.
Sack Zab.

Likely Alves gone, Song, Masch, Cesc, Alexis, Tello, maybe Pedro. It's a clear out.

 

[wedward]

New kit for a new era. Leaked official renders.

That is beautiful.

 

[FootballFan]

Mascherano as backup to Busquets.
Xavi to the bench.
Song transfer listed.
2 new CBs, a RB, CM and a ST.
Sack Zab.

You forgot to mention 4-2-3-1 formation scum.

 

[jtb]

Likely Alves gone, Song, Masch, Cesc, Alexis, Tello, maybe Pedro. It's a clear out.

wow, end of an era. (Alves, mainly lol)

 

[dc89]

Has this been posted before?

Brenton playing in the first round of the FA Cup for Newport in 1994

 

[Razor554]

Luis Enrique
Ter Stegen
Rafinha back from loan

Great day so far.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Has this been posted before?

Brenton playing in the first round of the FA Cup for Newport in 1994

Yea

Looks like McConaughey

 

[Messi]

Luis Enrique
Ter Stegen
Rafinha back from loan

Great day so far.

No love for Gerard Delefou being brought back and moved up to the first team.

 

[EmiPrime]

Where would he play? Or who would you drop from the team to play him?

Winning the league means having the best squad, not necessarily the best XI. We need to rotate a bit more and have more cover for injuries. Cesc can play in Arteta's or Ozil's position, he'd easily play 40+ games a season.

 

[KidA Seven]

Beautiful Barca kit. A shame Nike couldn't do the double. The United kit no matter how hard they try will be ruined by that shit gold chevy logo.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yea

Looks like McConaughey

Exactly what I was gonna say

Hasn't aged well