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[sixteen-bit]

congrats on the sex tho

 

[Rentahamster]

Another girl wanted to rim my ass. I said no. Kinda of a turn off when she kept pushing that issue. lol.

You're missing out dude.

 

[KillGore]

One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.

Your loss

 

[Quikies83]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

Absolutely fantastic.. Would read again.

 

[Gamerloid]

This thread made me curious to the possible kinks my future girlfriend might have.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Your situation sure as hell wouldn't turn me off. Pound her into silence my man! Take that breath away. Hard to be loud when you can barely breath!

Advice from Cooter, no less!

 

[royalan]

There's nothing more annoying to me than a loud fuck.

Moaning, light grunting, and some dirty talk is fine. But the hollering and elaborate dirty speeches are a complete turn-off. It just comes off so fake and try-hard...plus the sex tends to suck because you're focusing too much on your performance, and not just fucking.

 

[terrisus]

This thread made me curious to the possible kinks my future girlfriend might have.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

One girl I was with liked to be slapped. It always freaked me out because she kept on asking to be slapped during the freaky times. I had to set a limit.

But oh, if I asked her to sit on me, it was going to far.

 

[esms]

Recently found out that my girlfriend has a rape fetish. Being the guy I am, I indulged her even though I had second thoughts about it. It wasn't a turn off per se, but afterwards I felt like I needed to be arrested or something. Most likely the last time I do that.

 

[Moppet13]

I was with a girl who I guess thought talking dirty was saying mean shit to you during sex 'does that feel good, you ugly piece of shit!?' like who does that crap?

 

[Blur]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

You sir, have made my day.

 

[shintoki]

S&M stuff doesn't wire into my sexuality at all. It seems as arbitrary as dressing up in a fur suit. But a few girls I've been with have been into it. They didn't actually want me to abuse them and wear leather or whatever, but it was in that kind of masochistic "dominate them with a hint of violent intent" thing. No thanks.

My ex was like that.

It was quite possibly the most obnoxious thing.
"You're being too rough". "No be rougher"
"Why did you call me that". "Call me something dirty"
"I want you to dominate me and do the work". "Why are you tired afterwards"

I ended up building up fantastic stamina because of it, but it also ended up ruining sex with me(The two correlate). Which ended up killing off what was left of our relationship.

It's that indecisiveness that turns me out. Need to decide on something consist otherwise it messes with me.

 

[SliceSabre]

Old friend family friend of mine were hanging out while she was in town some years back for winter break.

Came back from the movies and after some suggestive talking she got me to let her do a blowjob. I don't like to toot my own horn(ohohoh) but she seemed legit taken back by my size and mentioned that other guys she had been with weren't that long. But she went through with it anyway, well, sorta. She only basically only took the head, she would down a bit but she wasn't good at it and clearly hadn't dealt with a guy like me. The worst part was she used her teeth a lot and I was too fucking passive to warn her against that, so I just gritted my teeth and grabbed a fistful of sheet till the end.

The night day I looked at my dick and noticed it was cut and rubbed raw in places all around the head. Refused her advances the rest of the time she was there because the head of my dick hurt too much. I didn't fap for a week.

 

[TxdoHawk]

I have had at least three or four women try and make a play at casual no-strings-attached sex, then shut me down because I wanted to use a condom. People are nuts. No glove, no love!

I once fingered a girl in a traffic jam. Now, I wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?"

Not about your car's interior, apparently.

 

[Travo]

One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.

I once fingered a girl in a traffic jam. Now, I wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?"

 

[terrisus]

I once fingered a girl in a traffic jam. Now, I wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?"

Sounds like a sticky situation.
Hopefully you didn't slip up.

 

[Gamerloid]

Old friend family friend up mine were hanging out while she was in town some years back for winter break.

Came back from the movies and after some suggestive talking she got me to let her do a blowjob. I don't like to toot my own horn(ohohoh) but she seemed legit taken back by my size and mentioned that other guys she had been with weren't that long. But she went through with it anyway, well, sorta. She only basically only took the head, she would down a bit but she wasn't good at it and clearly hadn't dealt with a guy like me. The worst part was she used her teeth a lot and I was too fucking passive to warn her against that, so I just gritted my teeth and grabbed a fistful of sheet till the end.

The night day I looked at my dick and noticed it was cut and rubbed raw in places all around the head. Refused her advances the rest of the time she was there because the head of my dick hurt too much. I didn't fap for a week.

I'll probably establish a rule when it comes to these things. Something like communication being key to find out what both parties like and don't like, and to help improve skills. I would've mentioned the teeth thing. Someone has to let her know she's doing it wrong.

 

[Currygan]

I told her, just don't make me eat shit or hump animals or stick a cucumber up my arse and I'm game for anything

 

[Hollycat]

Vomit play. nope nope nope.

 

[AnkiRendan]

I had a Japanese girlfriend and there was one time where everything was going really well and suddenly she moaned "Onii-chan..." (Older brother) I stopped and asked her what she called me and she told me that she knew guys were into that sort of thing. Unfortunately for me, that pretty much killed our session that night.

 

[jb1234]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

This is the best post I've ever read on GAF. Amazing.

 

[Cooter]

I had a Japanese girlfriend and there was one time where everything was going really well and suddenly she moaned "Onii-chan..." I stopped and asked her what she called me and she told me that she knew guys were into that sort of thing. Unfortunately for me, that pretty much killed our session that night.

Ummm. You need to fill us non Japanese people what's going on here. I can't be the only one that has no idea what Onii-Chan means.

 

[terrisus]

I told her, just don't make me eat shit or hump animals or stick a cucumber up my arse and I'm game for anything

Ummm. You need to fill us non Japanese people what's going on here. I can't be the only one that has no idea what Onii-Chan means.

Baka desu.

 

[Tarkus]

Ummm. You need to fill us non Japanese people what's going on here. I can't be the only one that has no idea what Onii-Chan means.

Apparently, according to urban dictionary, she called him older brother

 

[Evil_Silver]

I recently started reconnecting with a 'high school sweetheart', after 10 years. Everything is going great and she's as gorgeous as I remember. Eventually we started to become more physical and one thing led to another and we are on her floor having sex. Almost right away she starts to moan loudly, I wasn't bothered by it. And then it just got louder and louder to where- I legit thought a neighbor would be pounding on the apartment walls. The moaning slowly turned into yelling, and I almost couldn't keep up because I was so distracted by it.

I've never been with someone who was so vocal. I can't tell if I'm put off by it or I was shocked by hearing it he first time. The sex is AMAZING, I just, got scared. Lol.

Your complaining bruh? I would love to be in your position.

 

[TheStruggler]

Your complaining bruh? I would love to be in your position.

no pun intended

 

[Tablo]

Gave roadhead in the middle of the day while driving in Houston, TX (museum part).

It was extremely fun for me >=].

Damn, I don't even know how I could drive normally under those circumstances >_<

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Ummm. You need to fill us non Japanese people what's going on here. I can't be the only one that has no idea what Onii-Chan means.

older brother

 

[Shaanyboi]

I recently started reconnecting with a 'high school sweetheart', after 10 years. Everything is going great and she's as gorgeous as I remember. Eventually we started to become more physical and one thing led to another and we are on her floor having sex. Almost right away she starts to moan loudly, I wasn't bothered by it. And then it just got louder and louder to where- I legit thought a neighbor would be pounding on the apartment walls. The moaning slowly turned into yelling, and I almost couldn't keep up because I was so distracted by it.

I've never been with someone who was so vocal. I can't tell if I'm put off by it or I was shocked by hearing it he first time. The sex is AMAZING, I just, got scared. Lol.

I'd call that a win

 

[AnkiRendan]

Ummm. You need to fill us non Japanese people what's going on here. I can't be the only one that has no idea what Onii-Chan means.

Haha, I'm sorry. As it was said, she called me older brother. I knew she didn't have one, but that sort of fetish is one I can't get into.

 

[Apt101]

I dated a girl who liked to rub her vagina all over my face. I wasn't into it.

 

[Summoner]

I once fingered a girl in a traffic jam. Now, I wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?"

Not about your car's interior, apparently.

 

[Hexa]

I had a Japanese girlfriend and there was one time where everything was going really well and suddenly she moaned "Onii-chan..." (Older brother) I stopped and asked her what she called me and she told me that she knew guys were into that sort of thing. Unfortunately for me, that pretty much killed our session that night.

Laughing so hard. xD

 

[nilbog21]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

Lmao this is beautifully written

 

[sleverfunk]

Lmfao this thread.

 

[Sch1sm]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

I was having a bad day until I read this. This is perfect. Entire thread is 10/10. Subbed.

 

[B.O.O.M]

Not for me. I was married for five years, had a great sex life- she'd moan but never loudly.

And from what I can remember, every other hookup- one squeeked and I ended that shit fast.

Yeah it depends on the girl, some are just more vocal. My last gf, I used to use my hand to just cover her mouth when she got REALLY loud...wasn't that effective but better than nothing I guess.

 

[kai3345]

I get really turned off by dirty talking. It's annoying and feels fake and not sexy in the slightest.

 

[terrisus]

The heck at people in this thread getting turned off by people being loud/vocal.
And people say I'm strange >.>

 

[acheron_xl]

I had a GF who was very insistent that we fuck on her period. She'd get really upset if I turned her down, but I'm just not down with that. Glad my current GF is just as grossed out by the idea as I am.

The heck at people in this thread getting turned off by people being loud/vocal.
And people say I'm strange >.>

When passion turns into acting, that's too much. I'm liable to think a too-vocal woman was trying to feign pleasure, rather than acting out involuntarily.

 

[potam]

what happened next?

Went back to her place and she tied me up. I broke up with her the next day.

 

[Tesseract]

a college girl i dated gave me a bj with pop rocks. that was a weird one.

 

[Dahbomb]

I had a Japanese girlfriend and there was one time where everything was going really well and suddenly she moaned "Onii-chan..." (Older brother) I stopped and asked her what she called me and she told me that she knew guys were into that sort of thing. Unfortunately for me, that pretty much killed our session that night.

 

[Ultimadrago]

I had a Japanese girlfriend and there was one time where everything was going really well and suddenly she moaned "Onii-chan..." (Older brother) I stopped and asked her what she called me and she told me that she knew guys were into that sort of thing. Unfortunately for me, that pretty much killed our session that night.

"uguu~" indeed!

a college girl i dated gave me a bj with pop rocks. that was a weird one.

But how did it feel?

 

[terrisus]

When passion turns into acting, that's too much. I'm liable to think a too-vocal woman was trying to feign pleasure, rather than acting out involuntarily.

You can't tell the difference?

Sounds like the issue is acting/faking.

 

[terrisus]

a college girl i dated gave me a bj with pop rocks. that was a weird one.

So, she, like, wet your unit, and stuck pop rocks all over it, and let them do their thing?
Sounds painful.

 

[jestofgod]

My partner likes to yell really loud. Whenever anything is about to happen, I make him wait while I run around and shut all the windows. Don't want to give the neighbors anything to talk about.

E - can be frustrating and a turn off

 

[vikki]

I was with a girl who I guess thought talking dirty was saying mean shit to you during sex 'does that feel good, you ugly piece of shit!?' like who does that crap?

And you don't think of a good comeback until you're two blocks away.

Also, does that girl happen to watch FoodNetwerk?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

The first girl I was ever with smelled...bad...in her vagina area.

Her being my first, I assumed this was normal. Wasn't until my second who smelled like peaches and honey that I realized stinking something awful wasn't a prerequisite for approaching crotches.