Super Best Friends Thread 9: "Don't Get Cocky, Jesus!"

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What a hero.
 
Well Matt is technically the closest. But who knows probably Zach.

Zach has no balls, bro

I doubt any of them will but Matt seems closest

Out of 4 straight guys, there's no way none of them are having kids, that's just unrealistic. And they are all in serious relationships.

I get why Matt would be the pick to be first since he's getting married. I'd laugh if Liam was the first though, it really wouldn't surprise me.
 
Zach has no balls, bro



Out of 4 straight guys, there's no way none of them are having kids, that's just unrealistic. And they are all in serious relationships.

I get why Matt would be the pick to be first since he's getting married. I'd laugh if Liam was the first though, it really wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah for some reason I can definitely see that.
 
Zach has no balls, bro



Out of 4 straight guys, there's no way none of them are having kids, that's just unrealistic. And they are all in serious relationships.

I get why Matt would be the pick to be first since he's getting married. I'd laugh if Liam was the first though, it really wouldn't surprise me.

Let me reiterate, I doubt any of them will purposely have kids.
 
Out of 4 straight guys, there's no way none of them are having kids, that's just unrealistic. And they are all in serious relationships.

I get why Matt would be the pick to be first since he's getting married. I'd laugh if Liam was the first though, it really wouldn't surprise me.
Woolie will be the first, I say.
 
Zach has no balls, bro



Out of 4 straight guys, there's no way none of them are having kids, that's just unrealistic. And they are all in serious relationships.

I get why Matt would be the pick to be first since he's getting married. I'd laugh if Liam was the first though, it really wouldn't surprise me.

OH yeah,,,forgot that,

I was about to joke that Liam might be first since you know he's the Rising SuperStar with SuperSperm probably...I just grossed myself out a bit.
 
Let me reiterate, I doubt any of them will purposely have kids.
I think it's a stretch to assume none of them might never want kids despite how they ramble on in LPs.

Pat is cynical but you just know that the moment he ends up with a kid, he'll do a complete 180.
 
Jesus christ, if and when that happens, we'll only ever hear Matt be like "ZAIBAAATSUUU BAABIIEEESS!!" in the most annoying voice imaginable.

I want it to happen even more now, and all the kids roles are reverse. Liam's kid is cynical, and Pat's kid is an optimist.
 
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