God Dayumm
Banned
The moral of the thread is to not get back together after a break.
Maybe it was a typo here. You're saying you banged your ex the day after she cheated on you? Did you mean to say you went rock climbing with someone else?Who's to say he won't be carrying a gun and ready to act before you are? Don't go down that road, not for this.
The day after my ex cheated on me we went rock climbing, to a park, out to dinner and had some amazing sex. Some people are just damaged so it's best to just move on. There's far better people out there, stay positive.
I wasn't aware, I found out from a friend in the late afternoon after we had that. Her thought was she wanted one more amazing day before it all went to hell with no regard to my feelings of having fucked another guy some 12 hours or so prior. Like the OP claimed I put effort into enriching her life that was met with betrayal. Some people aren't worth your time, best to just move on.Maybe it was a typo here. You're saying you banged your ex the day after she cheated on you? Did you mean to say you went rock climbing with someone else?
Good gawd this thread has it all! Even a cliffhanger until the next episode.
Amazing. This needs to be on a GAF t-shirt or something.I met a gaffer from another land who said: "My girlfriend emotionally cheated on me"
On the keyboard, half sunk, a shattered visage lies
Whose frown and wrinkled lip, and grimace of deep sorrow
Tell that its owner well those posts read
Which yet survive, stamped upon these lifeless screens
The hands that mocked and the hearts that fed
And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Revoh, gaffer of gaffers, look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
Nothing beside remains
Round the decay of that colossal wreck
Boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away...
I know. ;(
RIP
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I need a resume, please... What happened?
Can I have a brief summary?
It's hard to keep up.![]()
.Can I have a brief summary?
It's hard to keep up.![]()
5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.
We're waiting to see if OP comes back.
6 inches is above average. What's wrong with OP's girlfriend?
Take a bite off the head and the left nut for better accuracy.
6 inches is above average. What's wrong with OP's girlfriend?
Can I have a brief summary?
It's hard to keep up.![]()
Chronological order of events:
GF tells OP his penis is small.
OP works on his tongue skills.
GF and OP takes a break.
OP dates some random girls.
GF talks with a married man with children.
OP and GF hooks up again, vows to make it work.
GF talks behind OP's back with the married man with children.
OP finds out, GF was about to meet with the married man with children but ended up meeting with his brother instead.
OP is upset, he had a vacation planned for her and everything.
OP posts a thread on GAF [this thread] about how his GF emotionally cheated on him by talking to the married man with children and discussing meeting up to sex.
Someone in this thread uses their detective skills to find out about the events prior to the "emotional cheating".
Someone in this thread posts a link to the thread the OP posted about his GF telling him he had a small penis.
OP has not returned to the thread.
Now I know everything.![]()
i need a damn summary
Mandrake...were you at?
Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.
Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding
Well, thanx for the update.Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.
Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.
Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.
Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.
Update time. (Sorry, I couldn't record it)
I'm going to sum this up because I'm falling asleep so fucking hard right now.
She comes in, we go straight to the bedroom, I take her panties off and.. just kidding.
We talked about it.
I said I knew what's going on and she accepted it, she did a mistake and asked for my forgiveness.
I initially told her that I made a decision no matter what.
She cried a lot. Told me she would do anything to fix her shit up. Go to therapy, cut the two guys completely of her life, anything.
Yeah... no. Not this time. I don't want to leave it up to chance. Not anymore. I'm done suffering. We both are. She said she will not be able to handle it. She wants to stay with me. I said I can't do that, asked her to just leave. After like an hour of this back and forth we end up saying goodbye at my doorstep and my entire family comes from the Mall or some shit and they see her crying, it was bad. She said goodbye to everybody and then she just... left. She asked for a last hug and I didn't want to give her, so I feel kinda shitty about it. My mom asked me what happened "I don't want to see her suffer, why was she crying?", I didn't even said a word to her. And now I'm typing this.
That is all.