I give up. I find my cousin more sexually attractive than my GF and she dumps me?

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OP you goofed

man, what a garbage anime that is
 
OP: Hey guess who got a great gf now???

Cousin: Who is this?

OP: Your cousin. Remember you said I couldn't get one 15 years ago haha

Cousin: Oh...

OP: Friend me?

Cousin: Why?

OP: You're smart, beautiful, talented, funny, perfect, etc.

OP: And also, you are sexually more attractive than my gf, LOL

Cousin: WTF?

OP: jk

OP: you're not that funny

append'd
 
Just try to contact her again and tell her you're sorry. Bring a Mariachi to her house. If she doesn't forgive you then, move on.

P.S play her "Quiero que Sepas", song fits for your issue.
 
Like others have said here, if shes getting pissed about this imagine how hard would have been if you two have gotten married and she then decides to give u a divorce because of something stupid like a joke. You're better off, OP.
 
OP: Hey guess who got a great gf now???

Cousin: Who is this?

OP: Your cousin. Remember you said I couldn't get one 15 years ago haha

Cousin: Oh...

OP: Friend me?

Cousin: Why?

OP: You're smart, beautiful, talented, funny, perfect, etc.

OP: And also, you are sexually more attractive than my gf, LOL

Cousin: WTF?

OP: jk

Even if this isn't the actual convo, it's damn near close and HELLA damning. HAYZEUS CHRISTO MANG
 
OP: Hey guess who got a great gf now???

Cousin: Who is this?

OP: Your cousin. Remember you said I couldn't get one 15 years ago haha

Cousin: Oh...

OP: Friend me?

Cousin: Why?

OP: You're smart, beautiful, talented, funny, perfect, etc.

OP: And also, you are sexually more attractive than my gf, LOL

Cousin: WTF?

OP: jk

Yep. This is pretty much the exact way I imagine that conversation went.
 
After seeing the title change I just had to give this a read. Sounds to me like two people with some unique issues have parted which is probably best for both of them. Enjoy your next family reunion OP.
 
Like others have said here, if shes getting pissed about this imagine how hard would have been if you two have gotten married and she then decides to give u a divorce because of something stupid like a joke. You're better off, OP.


I think the conversation between the cousin and gf had something to do with the break up as well.

Gf: how do you know J ?

C: I'm his cousin

Gf: Why did he text you to say you were sexier than me when he was drunk at 3am last night ?

C: Ewww, so he was drunk sexting me last night ? He's always been like that, it's creepy. That's why I haven't talked to him in years.
 
Forbidding your SO to use a PIN lock is enough to call her crazy. Who the fuck does she think she is? Matrix' key maker?


See above.

OP chose to love and move in with her, he was obviously ok with the restrictions. So, again, how can her being crazy excuse him calling his cousin hotter than her?

Just because he was drunk? He knew who he was with.
 
OP: Hey guess who got a great gf now???

Cousin: Who is this?

OP: Your cousin. Remember you said I couldn't get one 15 years ago haha

Cousin: Oh...

OP: Friend me?

Cousin: Why?

OP: You're smart, beautiful, talented, funny, perfect, etc.

OP: And also, you are sexually more attractive than my gf, LOL

Cousin: WTF?

OP: jk
Nice
 
And that's why humor is the most important factor when you judge your comparability level with another person. Lol that was utterly harmless. She wasn't interested in you and that's why she dumped you. She just used that as an excuse. Could have been done unconsciously, even to her.

He lived on her house, man
That she was insecure, going by her history of past boyfriends, its more believable
 
I'm just catching up with this thread, and lol, I did not expect it to turn like this. You dun goofed OP.

On a side note, can you post pictures of your gf and cousin so we can verify who is hotter?
 
I won't fall for your tricks; this didn't happen. No one is this stupid.

Alternatively, your ex and cousin are bumpin' doughnuts. Take your pick.
 
In case you didn't see his/her post OP, this needs to be repeated so you won't make the same mistake in the future:

Holy shit.

1) You hook up, then ignore her mails and calls for three days.

2) Then you message her, convince her you interested in a relationship.

3) You move from your parents house into her place, (which she owns).

4) She comes home to find that you are drunk, playing games with your friend till 3am.

5) In the morning she finds out you also messaged some other girl that you find more attractive.


And you are saying you have no idea why she doesn't want to be in a relationship with you.

The last event didn't exist in a vacuum like you think, OP. It was the final straw in what probably a long list of things you do that makes her feel that you don't care/like her as much as she likes you.

And I can see why. The hurt you inflicted on her accumulated over the months/years and even though she tried to get past that, your last action was the last nail on the coffin.

There's nothing worse than feeling that someone you care for take you for granted. The resentment will build up over time until said person can't handle it anymore. And for your ex, your last action was too much for her. Your ex is not crazy, like some people here suggested. She just feels that you don't appreciate/like her as much as she likes you. Therefore, she wants to find someone who would do so.
 
OP chose to love and move in with her, he was obviously ok with the restrictions. So, again, how can her being crazy excuse him calling his cousin hotter than her?

Just because he was drunk? He knew who he was with.
So what? That makes her actions ok? Just because he chose the wrong road, reading his phone, forbidding PIN locks etc. is okay now? Haha, ok.

As I said before, I'm not saying the OP is a saint but I won't join flaming him for that. He obviously knows that. What he doesn't know is that the relationship was toxic.
 
I'd be pretty hurt if my girlfriend said that to someone, even if it wasn't her cousin (which would make it creepy as well as hurtful). That's just mean, and I don't think there is any sort of context that would made it actually humorous.

"Add me on Facebook, I find you more sexually attractive than my girlfriend" isn't funny. The fact that you sent it to your cousin is funny, but the joke itself is shit.
 
OP: Hey guess who got a great gf now???

Cousin: Who is this?

OP: Your cousin. Remember you said I couldn't get one 15 years ago haha

Cousin: Oh...

OP: Friend me?

Cousin: Why?

OP: You're smart, beautiful, talented, funny, perfect, etc.

OP: And also, you are sexually more attractive than my gf, LOL

Cousin: WTF?

OP: jk

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The title change makes this thread even more hilarious than it already was.

That joke was no joke at all, it was a mean thing to say about your ex OP
 
I love reading these types of backfire threads, not only for the crazy and WTF scenarios, but because of all the excellent reaction GIFs I can bookmark.

But, yeah... repeating what everyone has basically said already, what the hell OP.
 
So what? That makes her actions ok? Just because he chose the wrong road, reading his phone, forbidding PIN locks etc. is okay now? Haha, ok.

As I said before, I'm not saying the OP is a saint but I won't join flaming him for that. He obviously knows that. What he doesn't know is that the relationship was toxic.

I didn't say it was ok.

The OP was shocked his notoriously insecure GF dumped him after reading his cousin is hotter than her/and chatting with said cousin.

Basically this....don't pour gasoline on yourself, play with fire and be shocked when you catch on fire.
 
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