Shocking News. Adams Sandlers newest film (Pixels) sucks.
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SapientWolf
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I know it's going to be terrible, but I was hoping that the special effects are at least good. I'll probably see it in 3D because video games.
Take the kid. It's not about the movie itself but his memory with his dad. Also, who doesn't like seeing their kid happy. If something as simple as a movie will do that then go man.
RobbieNick
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Even Jim Sterling commented at how vicious Moviebob's review was.
Jim Sterling said:
Craig Majaski
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I saw Pixels Tuesday night at an advance screening (in 3D). I went in knowing it would probably be awful and didn't expect to like it much at all. However, video games being a huge part of my life and growing up in the '80s really helped me enjoy the movie more than I anticipated. Now, don't get me wrong, the overall film isn't great and there are so many plot holes that your head will spin. However, if you go into it just to enjoy the ride and throw reasoning out the window, I think you can have a decent time.
I was surprised how many times I chuckled and outright laughed at some of the craziness throughout the show. Maybe a packed theater with others laughing was contagious? I probably wouldn't pay full price to see this, but maybe a cheap matinee or if your theater has a $5 movie night or something it's not the worst movie you could see.
I will say I enjoyed the 3D in this movie. The pixelization of objects into cubes looked pretty awesome with the layered effects. Kids might enjoy the movie as well, but there is a bit of light profanity throughout the movie. Overall, I had a fun time. I liked it more than Super Mario Bros. The Movie - so there's that ringing endorsement.
I was surprised how many times I chuckled and outright laughed at some of the craziness throughout the show. Maybe a packed theater with others laughing was contagious? I probably wouldn't pay full price to see this, but maybe a cheap matinee or if your theater has a $5 movie night or something it's not the worst movie you could see.
I will say I enjoyed the 3D in this movie. The pixelization of objects into cubes looked pretty awesome with the layered effects. Kids might enjoy the movie as well, but there is a bit of light profanity throughout the movie. Overall, I had a fun time. I liked it more than Super Mario Bros. The Movie - so there's that ringing endorsement.
BarringGaffner
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I'm not sure if I would suggest it for kids, though maybe i'm just out of touch with what kids may get. They won't get the majority of the 80's references and yeah... lots of swear words being the punchline. lazy.
They'll definitely like the action/visual stuff though.
The kids in my theatre ate it up.
Splatterpunk
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I didn't even know this was a Sandler movie. Is his name not on the posters on purpose?
Ofcourse they will. They've had the 80s regurgitated at them for like 15 years.
Big Chungus
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Just noticed that Adam Sandler's wife has been in all of his movies, and the movies of his close friends.
OrlanisWorks
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Looks like he wants to be hit by a Volkswagon for real there.
entremet
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$$$
Apparently his movies are some of the most widely watched on Netflix.
Also, who doesn't love Happy Gilmour?
This is the face of a man who's sold his soul for cold hard cash in exchange for his passion of being a comedian.
Mushroomer25
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I have to wonder if Pixels will make money. It's a way higher budget project than his usual fare, but doesn't seem to be attracting a bigger audience. There's also a bit less star power in this than his usual type of project - meaning the pull doesn't quite reach 'Grown Ups 2' levels. They seem to be banking on nostalgia for the characters, but most of that demographic has a highly negative opinion of Sandler.
It's on track for a $25M opening on an $88M budget - might not even make that back.
wanderingprostheyltite
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This is depressing.
Jesus Christ had no idea Grown Ups made that much bank, haven't seen any of them but always thought they looked like direct 2 video releases. Which I suppose most Sandler movies sport that look.
Gotta give the dude credit he knows what brings the money, people love garbage.
I'm not sure where you're from, but he's been prominently plastered all over the commercials for this for like 4-5 months in the US. They were advertising regularly during the NBA Finals.
Not sure about posters though, maybe they don't have his name, I haven't looked.
He had some really solid comedies towards the end of the '90s.
The problem is he stuck to their formula, with the angry manchild, and removed what made them work.
I have to admit, though. I liked Little Nicky. The absurd bits tipped the balance to the good side for me.
IMDB said its budget was $110 million. In any case, the fact it might not make its money back should send the sign that if you want to make a movie featuring a ton of gaming icons, Wreck-it Ralph = the way to go, Pixels = noooooooooo.
Also was rewatching some Simpsons on FXX & I saw this part & couldn't help but think about how it summarizes Pixels' "humor":
True Savior
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He's the Marvel of comedy. No idea why he's hated so much on Gaf. He has a formula and repeats it ad nauseam.
wanderingprostheyltite
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Wedding Singer is good fun, probably his best straight comedy. Maybe I was in a bad place at the time but I kinda enjoyed Click.
He is a thing because people like you watch his movies and therefore they often make money. If no one sees his movies they will stop and the world will be a better place for it*
* disclaimer, I really like him as a dramatic actor in Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, and Spanglish. More of that and less of his nonsense with his unfunny friends would be nice.
Also, I don't understand how he does Funny People, which seems to be an indictment of what he has become and then afterwards he just returns to the same sort of nonsense. It's like he knows he's a terrible sell out hack, but can't help himself.
This is depressing.
Dude makes good money.
Well is not like you have a video game thematic movie every week. Besides I usually don't watch his movies at all.
My comment wasn't written well. I meant people, including you. I'm not blaming you for the blight that is Adam Sandler comedy.
Outtrigger888
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Agreed, I think this is his best comedy since happy Gilmore and billy Madison.
Lord of Castamere
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The two serious movies he did are among the lower grossing ones and were likely flops. Sadly I think it's too late for Sandler to break away from his typecast. His fans want stupid fun clearly.
Don't peg that crap on my country. Sandler is in no way an American mascot.
vatstep
This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
This sentence is so much fun to read.
timetokill
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He makes money, but at the cost of his eternal soul.
I mean, look at him. The guy is dead inside.
I mean, look at him. The guy is dead inside.
"God's Beard!"
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That's a lot of adjectives.
breadtruck
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Im gonna see this
when it gets to Amazon Prime.
BeatnikGunsoo
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I uh enjoyed the movie
He makes money, but at the cost of his eternal soul.
I mean, look at him. The guy is dead inside.
Or maybe he took a bad picture? That happens to people every now and then.
I didn't mean it that way, The US has awesome comedians, Luis CK, Stewart, Doug Stanhope, Zak... etc
Somehow Sandler is a comercial success.
I suppose is the equivalent of actually having great US musicians living in obscurity, meanwhile Taylor Swift and Kaney West are always selling zillions.
Gotcha, no worries.
Messofanego
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Stupid comparison. If Marvel movies were insultingly bad and hated by most critics, you'd have an equivalent point.
"No idea why he's hated so much on Gaf."
It helps if you read people's opinions on why.
The Living Tribunal
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Girlfriend wants to see this. What are my alternatives?
Fake your death.
TheKaeptain
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I think me and Solo have been trying to get people to actually watch it since it came out. Movie is hilarious and has tons of heart.
Ant-Man was funnier than any Adam Sandler movie I've seen.
Starphoenix
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Break up with her. Probably far less painful than watching this film, which will probably create an unbridgeable wedge in your relationship after viewing anyways.
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