Spyke...
One slot later...
BRUH!!!
Spyke saving me 50K in the long run with this move. I also ordered a Jungle Hat with all Ink Saver (Main) before, but he got me no slots. He was saving me from not looking super fresh by giving me these headphones.
Also, I have this theory, I think gear that is available in the shop has some sort of influence over the chance for Spyke replicating gear, though there isn't much proof. I've only gotten two abilities unlocked from Spyke when that same gear was available on the shop. I've only had it happen 3 times, including this one, so it isn't much in terms of evidence.