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[TheOGB]

I had to go through this thread and save every picture. Good lord this is so bad, yet so good

 

[Barakov]

Too much ?

Quite the opposite. You haven't gone far enough.

At some point, he's going to have to tell his son that he'll never grow a proper mustache.

 

[veidi]

Hahahaaha This thread!!!! =D

 

[BumblebeeCody]

You need to add the craptacular crowd from Little Mac stage in Smash 4.

 

[willbsn13]

Well, I came to this thread expecting to laugh, and now I'm crying. Never change GAF, never change

 

[GHG]

Hahaha this thread.

 

[Sodding_Gamer]

Reached absolute peak with this one. I woke up extra early to read through the pages I'd missed and I'm in tears.

 

[supervillain]

can't get any better than this! lol

 

[iBlue]

Not getting my money

 

[1er tigre]

Omg this is really ugly.

 

[superNESjoe]

Omg this is really ugly.

This post had me laughing just because of how funny it was to see something so bland after 12 pages of gold. Like we didn't already know it was ugly. Like, at this point, ugly is even a viable term for it anymore.

The bar has been raised, and this guy just walked in oblivious.

 

[camo]

 

[AgentLampshade]

Holy Shit I never noticed the crowd before. I'm fucking dying!

 

[Lurgan1337]

If you can't make visuals right just add cel-shading. I guess it helped Borderlands. It was the most generic looking shooter game and now everyone knows it like the biggest example of cel-shading.
I still think XIII is the best.

 

[Elija2]

Everything about this is amazing.

 

[2+2=5]

My definition of cel shading is definitively not the same as op...

 

[superNESjoe]

Turpa herks prim skimmer fiv.

 

[whoszed]

Was just about to post this. What the fuck man. Giving me the creeps this game

 

[Bollocks]

Can some kind soul break it down?
Drake, that's a given, crowd is forza?
Needs wall soldier too

 

[neonille]

The developer is Robomodo.

Here are some of their classic games:

Globber escape:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxwlUcb7mHY

Hunger Games: Catching Fire Panem Run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amW2fqzHNw0

Big League Sports: Kinect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi2-n0l4uZU

Also these guys are the same that developed Tony Hawk: Shred
The game that basically ended the tony hawk series

 

[hesido]

Was just about to post this. What the fuck man. Giving me the creeps this game

Yeah, it's realistic enough to be creepy, somehow.

 

[Boomalla]

 

[names2hard4you]

What have they done?! Noooo not like this!

 

[Komo]

Oh my God, I was voice chatting with a friend and burst out laughing when I saw this

 

[hesido]

Oh my God, I was voice chatting with a friend and burst out laughing when I saw this

Also, NSFW.

Please use the spoiler tag with a warning, guys.

Safe for work:

Spoiler

 

[Dangerblade]

 

[ManUnkindH]

I see the Forza 5 crowds got a new job

hahahahahaha oh man you made my day =))

 

[Raide]

In my heart I wanted the return of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. I knew that was never going to happen. They just have no idea what to do with the series any more. Just let it die.

 

[tanooki27]

it's a little better. if they get the physics down who cares how it looks

oh my Christ that clerks photoshop loool

 

[OléGunner]

Ayyy lmao!

Promote this man from Junior status.

 

[Head.spawn]

You have ascended.

Amazing.

 

[Shiggy]

Seems like big publishers try to go for the "worst graphics" awards this year. First Nintendo came up with Star Fox Zero, now Activision is joining the field.

 

[Symphonia]

I was cautiously optimistic when they announced the new game would be returning to it's Pro Skater roots but now...well, I think they should can the game and cancel the series altogether.

 

[DevilFox]

What the actual fuck, not even in my worst nightmares... I'll share the first pic with a friend of mince, crazy fan of the series. He'll laugh or cry like a baby, either way it's going to be fun.

I see the Forza 5 crowds got a new job

perfection,gif :')

 

[SketchTheArtist]

Legendary thread in the making. Dear lord.

 

[strafer]

My sides! I needed a good laugh.

 

[Carbonox]

fucking hell :lol :lol

 

[Daffy Duck]

Holy shit, this thread is a treasure trove.

I was in tears by the last page.

Bravo people.

 

[p0rl]

Looks so fucking bad. Will still buy if it has good gameplay.

I'll share the first pic with a friend of mince

Holy crap after everything that I've seen in this thread, this typo finished me off XD

 

[Hag]

Thread of the month! Thanks tony =)

 

[Daffy Duck]

Tony Hawks Pro Skipping:

 

[Mister Megative]

*walks in*

Hey guys! I heard there's some new Tony Hawk 5 screensh.....

*stops, blinks*

 

[JORMBO]

This thread is probably more entertaining then the game itself.

 

[Mahonay]

Hahahaha. Wonderful.

 

[fluffydelusions]

This thread is amazing

 

[Harlock]

http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/08/06/gamescom-2015-tony-hawks-pro-skater-5-has-a-new-art-style

"There's been a marked upgrade in the graphics," Activision said, "which showcase playable skaters including Hawk, son Riley, Lizzie Armanto, Nyjah Huston, and Aaron 'Jaws' Homoki."

See the new look for yourself in the gallery below.

I wonder if the last sentence was the way of IGN editor get around the rule of not talking bad about a new game.

 

[Mahonay]

This would look ok if the game was for phones. And even then only ok. This looks terrible. Can't wait for reviews and impressions! But maybe the game is really fun.

From the moment they revealed this it seems like it very likely started it's life as a mobile game.

 

[Camwi]

Holy shit!

 

[RustedPieces]

This thread is fucking amazing.