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[VPhys]

I remember when I first saw this I was like, ZOMFG!!!

Then when we saw actual screenshots and this popped up I was all like X 10000000000000000000000000000000000 :

That is XBox 1.0 level graphics. I'm sure we will get better than that.

 

[StRaNgE]

This is by far my favorite. There's a nice modern comics aesthetic going on there, and her hairstyle is by far the best of all the potential designs. (I hate the 'do she's sporting in the more 'realistic' pics, and the way it's slicked close to her head and fans out at the neck in the 'Joanime' ones just makes it look like she hasn't shampooed since the N64 days. ) And as far as the complaint about her breasts in that picture, all I'll say is that like that look, and I don't really give a damn whether or not it's realistic.

i agree, best hair and best titties and yes realistic (well maybe notthe face) my X had titties like that but bigger cost a fortune but hey the same guy who did jenna jameson's did hers to match. man sometimes i miss her.

 

[BorkBork]

storm? more like jean grey.

I would buy three copies if Famke's Joanna!

 

[Flynn]

Posted this in the other thread:

I like. Shades of Tank Girl.

 

[tenchir]

It would also be the dumbest prank ever pulled off. Seriously, who in their right mind would seek to create a negative false perception of a product they're trying to sell?

Wouldn't MGS2 be a pretty close example? Oh wait, it was the opposite.

 

[quetz67]

some more:

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=47313&highlight=joanna

 

[jiggle]

 

[Mihail]

One more vote for butch Joanna: I can actually take her seriously, unlike than these other, prissy girls, you know? Like a woman that can go spy on evil, eliminate it, and cook a dinner on her off days... not use up all your money at the mall.

 

[blackadde]

I just wanted to say that despite my intense, burning hatred of Rare FPSs this is an awesome ad.

 

[Ghost]

Why do the posters have better artists than the fucking game!

 

[Blimblim]

Why do the posters have better artists than the fucking game!

I'd love to see a poster done by the guy who's guilty of drawing the Kameo artworks. That would be hilarious.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Why do the posters have better artists than the fucking game!

That's a good question! If only the game had samiliar art style.

 

[mrklaw]

the biggest prank in the world?

MS launching a new console, spending billions of dollars to win the lounge from Sony

Buying Rare years ago for crazy money.

using Perfect Dark as their flagship title to showcase what x360 is all about.



There aren't balls large enough to handle all of that. Unless all that money has turned Bill nuts. If he buys an island with a volcano on it, start panicking.

 

[Blimblim]

Btw, gamestop has posted this as a screenshot of PDZ :

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?cookie_test=1&product_id=200118

 

[Scrow]

There aren't balls large enough to handle all of that. Unless all that money has turned Bill nuts. If he buys an island with a volcano on it, start panicking.

that is like my life dream. and to be called a count.

the significance of the volcano of course is to use all that extreme heat to power an ultimate machine of DOOM (x360?).

 

[Ghost]

Btw, gamestop has posted this as a screenshot of PDZ :

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?cookie_test=1&product_id=200118

I re-proportioned it...and enlarged it a bit obviously.

 

[Zer0]

you forgot the best one

horrid design horrid render,if wasnt for the excellent game perfec dark was....

 

[strikeselect]

Btw, gamestop has posted this as a screenshot of PDZ :

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?cookie_test=1&product_id=200118

interesting, single player screen perhaps?

looks too much like farcry though