Funniest (or weirdest) Bathroom Stall writings you've seen?

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Toilet humour aside, I'm always entertained by the talented po
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Recall and post your favourites!
 
Can't remember any examples but bathrooms near social science courses in college always had some weird political/philosophical statements.
 
Actual non joke poetry. Full Text.
The stuff you study in high school [insert your language here] class... in a physics public male bathroom at university in a party.

The contrast between the rest of the bathroom stall and that poetry beautifully written for no aparent reason was too much for me.
 
"Bathroom stall scribbles are the purest form of art, because they are done neither for profit nor recognition. Discuss."

And then a bunch of responses below.
 
In Porter's dining hall at UC Santa Cruz, the men's bathroom is, no joke, full of grout jokes written in the caulking. People keeping adding to it. I forget what I wrote, but I did something.
 
"Imagina qué harías si hubiera un terremoto ahorita" (Imagine what you'd do if there was an earthquake right now).

You really start pondering your options.
 
Someone once drew, on the wall of the men's room at the bookstore I worked at, an anthropomorphic dick manually stimulating its own smaller dick while being penetrated in its butt by another dick.

I don't think I took a photo of it, but I also don't want to look for it in case I did.
 
Only real memorable one that comes to mind was when someone wrote the "Fear is the Mind killer" speech from Dune.

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
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Scribbled under that, in different handwriting, was, "Damn, that must have been some burrito"
 
Lunar15 said:
Only real memorable one that comes to mind was when someone wrote the "Fear is the Mind killer" speech from Dune.



Scribbled under that, in different handwriting, was, "Damn, that must have been some burrito"
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I've seen the speech before no fewer than five times in the Tampa Bay Area, but thus far, no one has driven it home with that amazing response.
 
I only remember two.
One was an anti-Mexican message in a public restroom in Irvine, CA. Just the fact that someone out there is so mad while trying to shit made me laugh.
The other one was at this local park. It said something like, "I'm here around 9pm during the week. I'll suck your dick, no questions asked." Before you ask, no I never stayed to see if it was true.
 
"Ich sitze wie der Führer hier, die braune Masse unter mir"

(I sit like the Führer, the brown* mass below me)

*= Nazis are also known as the browns due to the brown shirts the SA used to wear.
 
"Stop peeing on the seat, no one cares how big your dick is."

Ryerson University, Vari building bathroom on the main floor as of last year.

I don't get how the toilet seats in the men's bathrooms at Ryerson are constantly covered in piss. Especially Vari hall.
 
"Do you like tennis then look to the right." I did. On the other side it said. "And now to the left." I did too. Then under the first message it said, "And to the right again."
I had a good chuckle when I realized what I had fallen for.
 
In one of the stalls at work, scratched into the toilet paper dispenser, someone wrote:

"Steve Irwin...never forget"

It always struck me as a odd place to memorialize him
 
Not so much funny but someone had scrawled something about muslims in shit on the wall. Then when I flicked the seat up to take a piss I saw the whole underside of the seat was covered in shit as well. Fucking humans.
 
"Imagine a meadow, with a rainbow, it's sunny, a comfortable temperature that's just right. As you walk through this meadow you feel the grass on your bare feet, and you hear the birds chirping. And in the middle of the meadow, your mom is pegging your dad."


I did not sleep that night. Nor could I partake in any sexual activites.
 
It wasn't a stall, but I remember walking around outside a hospital once where someone had written all over the sidewalk, up light poles, and across payphones this long diatribe about money and a woman that made no sense

And then every other sentence ended with

Sho dup

No dokey

All I remember well is

She nutted and then I nutted, something something, sho dup no dokey
 
I worked as a cleaner at a college a long-ass time ago. Most graffiti was your boring CALL X FOR A GOOD TIME and GET YOUR [Name of college] DIPLOMAS HERE under the toilet paper dispenser. I just cleaned it off and moved on.

But this one time someone had gone in there and drawn this huge fucking sweet mural of Batman standing on a rooftop, looking out over the city with the batsignal up in the clouds. All done in marker. I didn't even want to wipe it off (had to do it though). It was 2004 and I was poor as dirt so I wasn't carrying around any device that could take a picture of it.
 
Fugu said:
At Victory Cafe (I think...) in Toronto someone wrote "MAD SHITS UP IN HERE" and it gets me every time.
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Weird, I was thinking of a few from the exact same place.

Upstairs bathroom. I think that might be the one with some big spiel about Galactus.
 
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