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[Z_Y]

Not a bathroom stall wall but there used to be a wall along the interstate where I-79 and I-70 merge for a bit in Washington, PA and it had graffiti that read "Kiss the Vertical Lips". It was there for years. Cracked me up every time I saw it.

 

[Nudull]

Saw a lot of racist stuff in my community college. That, and back-and-forths about religion and atheism.

 

[Kevtones]

And a university bathroom graffiti joke that is older than time itself.

Ace.

 

[GKSilKamina]

"for toilet tennis look left."

*looks left*

"for toilet tennis look right."

*looks right*

Simple but brilliant.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Saw one like a decade ago where someone had scrawled;

"I fucked your mom last night!"

Underneath that someone wrote;

"Go home dad you're drunk."

 

[Jackben]

"Imagina qué harías si hubiera un terremoto ahorita" (Imagine what you'd do if there was an earthquake right now).

You really start pondering your options.

"You hold the future in your hands"

These are both brilliant.

 

[NateDog]

not on a stall though, just under a bunk bed...

The alliteration in this is wonderful.

Here's my contribution:

 

[dity]

Toilet graffiti here in Aus is usually just homophobia, but I do remember taking a picture of a vagina that looked like a dorito chip with a dick ejaculating onto it. That was excellent.

 

[NinjaMouse]

My two favorites (I wish I had pics):

- "Here I sit, broken hearted, came to sh*t, but only farted"

- At the changing table, changing my kid's diaper, someone had written above the table, "PLACE SACRIFICE HERE" with an arrow pointing down.

I thought both were genius...

 

[SolarMystic]

"Don't beam me up Scotty I'm taking a sh"

And then scribble lines going up the wall.

 

[djdac]

 

[eddie4]

"Don't beam me up Scotty I'm taking a sh"

And then scribble lines going up the wall.