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Jury selection for the Hulk v. Gawker case started on Saturday and it was as entertaining as a WWE match. Here are some choice moments from reporters who were there:

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[ApharmdX]

I'm proud to be an American, cuz at least I know I'm free!

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Is this being recorded?

Please let this air at some point.

 

[Dennis]

lol

 

[What did he mean by this?]

Very respectful of the Hulk to wear his church bandanna

 

[Slayven]

Jesus christ

 

[Maxim726X]

Yeah, this sounds like the America that would support someone like Donald Trump.

I mean, someone is more upset that he left the WCW than what he did in that video. Think about that for a second.

 

[Parallax]

Please tell me that savage tweet is real.

 

[davepoobond]

This sounds like a wwe storyline.

 

[Dominator]

This reads like parody, holy shit.

 

[Patryn]

Is this being recorded?

Please let this air at some point.

No. Juror identities are not a matter of public record, hence why they're always referred to by number.

 

[RossGeller]

I'm laughing so hard.

 

[RE_Player]

God I hope Gawker goes down for this. Would be so interesting to see.

 

[bobbychalkers]

I don't like that real life is more ridiculous than the Onion nowadays.

 

[El Topo]

This can't be true.

 

[AlexBasch]

Heel turns are serious business.

 

[Yaboosh]

The tweet about the juror being dismissed because of how Hogan did Macho is probablyyyyy fake.

 

[Poodlestrike]

The tweet about the juror being dismissed because of how Hogan did Macho is probablyyyyy fake.

shhhhhhhh

It's much better if it's real.

 

[kurahador]

What the...I didn't know courtroom can be that playful.

 

[xero273]

obligatory... is this a work

 

[Coffee Dog]

lol

Lmao

 

[elrechazado]

Welcome to voire dire folks. It's just as messed up with non celebs. The celeb stuff adds some funky flavor though

 

[Raxus]

Is it just me or does it feel like America is one chair throw away from turning into Wrestlemania?

 

[serenewarfare]

lol

This is amazing. Terrible, but amazing.

 

[oti]

I LOVE YOU AMERICA

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

 

[Lonestar]

I can't stop laughing. send help.

 

[SpaceHorror]

Is it just me or does it feel like America is one chair throw away from turning into Wrestlemania?

 

[BiggNife]

You missed the best one

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

This needs to be on TV, is CourtTV still a thing?

 

[Marvel]

I wish Smackdown was this entertaining.

 

[Tom Nook]

lol

It's still real to me, damn it!

 

[foxtrot3d]

You do realize this is typical of voir dire? You have to remember that a majority of jurors do NOT want to be there and will try to find and say whatever they can to be excused. Like, who wants to actually do jury duty?

 

[ElRenoRaven]

This is gonna be fun to read. Keep em coming.

 

[methane47]

jesus christ

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

You missed the best one

Video of this exchange:

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

You do realize this is typical of voir dire? You have to remember that a majority of jurors do NOT want to be there and will try to find whatever they can to be excused. Like, who wants to actually do jury duty?

Who wouldn't want to be part of this cluster fuck?

This is history

 

[ApharmdX]

Oh, this trial is taking place in Florida. Ok. So these tweets make perfect sense in light of that.

 

[krae_man]

Wait, disliking the NWO heel turn gets you out of jury duty?

 

[akileese]

Man this is a lesson in more stringent juror interviewing and not forcing everyone to do jury duty.

 

[DMczaf]

Fuck that shit. Hogan trying to steal Macho Man's wife was life changing. That shit HIT ME! That motherfucker broke every guy code in the book, and he had the nerve to get upset that Macho had enough of his fuckery?

Get outta here HOKE HOGIN! Guilty for LIFE!

 

[Valkrai]

This is incredible. This has to be a work by Vince, I can't believe this.

The tweet about the juror being dismissed because of how Hogan did Macho is probablyyyyy fake.

Edit: Goddamn it, beaten. Love you GAF.

 

[Stat!]

lol

Smart man if he wanted to be dismissed on a case that may go months.

 

[Tom Nook]

I want to be part of the Jury.

 

[Nakazato]

lol

Holy shit LOL

 

[Sephzilla]

lol

 

[foxtrot3d]

Who wouldn't want to be part of this cluster fuck?

This is history

I think the novelty would wear off after a month or so, especially when you have real shit to do.

 

[VeryGooster]

FX!

PLEASE let this be American Crime Story S2!

 

[stump sock]

dude...

 

[BanGy.nz]

Fuck that shit. Hogan trying to steal Macho Man's wife was life changing. That shit HIT ME! That motherfucker broke every guy code in the book, and he had the nerve to get upset that Macho had enough of his fuckery?

Get outta here HOKE HOGIN! Guilty for LIFE!

Exactly, can't trust a man with jealous eyes.