Hulk Hogan v. Gawker jury selection was pure fuckery.

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blakep267

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No lie, I did feel betrayed when hulk dyed his beard and became Hollywood hogan. And wanted to run for president. But I was also 8
 
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Ithil

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The Main Event said:
I wanna play this case in the next Ace Attorney.
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It writes itself

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Ithil

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Hogan is using his 80s promos as Hulk Hogan to justify his being untruthful on talkshows.
Classic Hogan.
 
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AlexBasch

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Judge asks the jury for the veredict.

Meanwhile, Terry Bollea looks defeated and the Gawker piece of shit legal team do open, huge smiles while congratulating each other and selecting which hooker they will kill later that night in a sick, twisted celebration whilst asking the dealer for a huge batch of his "product".

But...

Outside the courthouse....
 
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And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
It really sounds like they should try this case somewhere besides North Florida.
 
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AlexBasch said:
Judge asks the jury for the veredict.

Meanwhile, Terry Bollea looks defeated and the Gawker piece of shit legal team do open, huge smiles while congratulating each other and selecting which hooker they will kill later that night in a sick, twisted celebration whilst asking the dealer for a huge batch of his "product".

But...

Outside the courthouse....
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It does my heart good when homophobes make a run-in to save racists! ;-;
 
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Nelo Ice

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Omg this is absolutely incredible. Juror #27 hahahaha.
edit: Looking at that guys twitter feed and it's all a work boo.
 
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Nelo Ice said:
Omg this is absolutely incredible. Juror #27 hahahaha.
edit: Looking at that guys twitter feed and it's all a work boo.
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Yeah, it's disappointing. I wanted this to be the circus to end all circuses, but I suppose it may still be that anyway.
 
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Eppy Thatcher

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This is just the best. The best. Hands down.

If this hilarity keeps up for the whole case and he takes Gawker to the cleaners it may go down as the greatest court MATCHUP OF ALL TIME! JUST YOU WAIT BROTHER! HULKAMANIA IS COMING TO A GAVEL NEAR YOU!
 
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mattiewheels said:
It really sounds like they should try this case somewhere besides North Florida.
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Hulk is the plaintiff, and could choose to file wherever a court has jurisdiction. Most states have long-arm jurisdiction over a defendant like Gawker, who is essentially doing business in Florida by having an internet presence, so I assume that's how they were able to file the case in Florida.

What I don't get is why Gawker's attorneys didn't remove the matter to federal court. The amount in controversy is in excess of $75,000, and the parties have diversity of citizenship (Gawker is out of New York, as far as I know, and Hulk is a Florida resident). It would still be in Florida, but would likely be a slightly more favorable venue.
 
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Hasney said:
No, and he said his lawyer was his only real friend. He thought Bubba the Love Sponge was his best friend.
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Is his lawyer still the guy who cut him that incredible wcw deal during his thunder in paradise days? I think his name was henry holmes or something

If so I could totally buy that
 
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TangoAlphaLima said:
Hulk is the plaintiff, and could choose to file wherever a court has jurisdiction. Most states have long-arm jurisdiction over a defendant like Gawker, who is essentially doing business in Florida by having an internet presence, so I assume that's how they were able to file the case in Florida.

What I don't get is why Gawker's attorneys didn't remove the matter to federal court. The amount in controversy is in excess of $75,000, and the parties have diversity of citizenship (Gawker is out of New York, as far as I know, and Hulk is a Florida resident). It would still be in Florida, but would likely be a slightly more favorable venue.
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Wanted that home state pop.
 
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Liquidsnake

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Im sure the Erin Andrews verdict made Hulks team encouraged.

If Hulk wins, then he really doesn't need to work anymore, he can actually enjoy life.
 
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CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls said:
No, I mean the attorneys at the judge's table. Mics are off and everything.
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Oh right, yeah. No idea since it seemed to cut of mid question. Just after

Howard Stern said I want to take Brooke's virginity. Hogan responds on show, "She's the right height" on his radio show

CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls said:
The meeting was to agree to a lunch break. Nothing big. Dammit.
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Anyone suddenly getting a craving for a 10" sub?

Also: https://twitter.com/Brutaldrummer/status/707257549758861313
 
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CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls

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I still can't comprehend how Gawker justified releasing the sex tape as being a public service. And going far enough as to suggest Hulk would be okay with that because he went on Howard Stern in 2006.
 
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