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[jimbobsmells]

My girlfriend likes it quite intense which means I don't usually go for long, but we always start with some making out and general foreplay. I've never timed myself, but if I had to guess I'd say anywhere between 5-10 minutes.

stealth brag? (lol but so is the whole thread)

 

[True Savior]

You quickie the first so you can flavor the second.

 

[Fevaweva]

Gaffer goes into the room with his partner. Some say they're still in there to this day.

Ahahahahahaa what a great post.

 

[spuckthew]

stealth brag? (lol but so is the whole thread)

Mate, it's impossible to claim anything in this thread without it seeming like a stealth brag.

But in all seriousness, that's just the way she likes it. I start slow and build it up for my own pleasure (and to avoid finishing too early), but she gets off best when I go for it. I'm sure there are many women who are the same.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

I have a big dick

 

[BruceCLea]

Years.

 

[Host Samurai]

Sometimes hours

 

[Omni]

That seems kinda... short. Though I've not timed it before, so I dunno.

 

[Catdaddy]

however long a commercial break is...

 

[MANGOD]

Two pumps and im good

 

[shinobi602]

Isn't a quickie 30 minutes?

That's a triathlon.

 

[paradise_circus]

There are times I last barely a minute in the first round and there are times I can go so long sweating like hell like after a 10k run ¯\_(&#12484_/¯.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

"sex ain't nothing but 50 pumps, count it if you got nothing better to do"

- Bernie Mac

 

[ced]

I'm not bragging in any way but 5 mins seems ridiculously short.

That's like I haven't cum in 3 days and the SO just says come fuck me as quick as you possibly can.

That can't be normal...

 

[storafötter]

As someone who last's about an hour I wish I only lasted 10-15 mins.

- She gets dry and it starts hurting for her, and me in the end
- My back is killing me toward the end, and back pain does not make sex better.
- It takes an hour, each time! Who has time for that.
- You start getting bored while doing it
- Girls think that you don't find them attractive and that's why you don't cum
- I have never had a girl make me cum from oral
- And the sensation when you are having sex is less, so sex becomes less enjoyable.

The only good thing about it is that you don't have to worry about cumming too fast.

A lot of those descriptions fit me. However I can cum faster if I go doggy style but sex feeling less makes it less desirable. Oral works but not without hand assist. I feel for you because an hour is very different than be having difficulties for half an hour.

 

[electricshake]

I'm not bragging in any way but 5 mins seems ridiculously short.

That's like I haven't cum in 3 days and the SO just says come fuck me as quick as you possibly can.

That can't be normal...

5 mins is fine, some women (myself included) get sore if you go much more than that. I prefer foreplay anyway.

 

[MEsoJD]

10 - 15 minutes for me depending on concentration. XD

 

[Watevaman]

As someone who last's about an hour I wish I only lasted 10-15 mins.

- She gets dry and it starts hurting for her, and me in the end
- My back is killing me toward the end, and back pain does not make sex better.
- It takes an hour, each time! Who has time for that.
- You start getting bored while doing it
- Girls think that you don't find them attractive and that's why you don't cum
- I have never had a girl make me cum from oral
- And the sensation when you are having sex is less, so sex becomes less enjoyable.

The only good thing about it is that you don't have to worry about cumming too fast.

This is almost me to a T. I may not even make it to an hour but it's typically more than 20 minutes each time. Usually it's not my back that's killing me, but I cramp up in my lower stomach and eventually my brain focuses so much on it that I lose whatever I got going. My girl always feels sad about not getting me off and every time I have to tell her that it's alright. I think it's because of condoms but that's my only option right now.

 

[ronco2000]

5-10 seconds max then back to GAF

 

[ced]

As someone who last's about an hour I wish I only lasted 10-15 mins.

- She gets dry and it starts hurting for her, and me in the end
- My back is killing me toward the end, and back pain does not make sex better.
- It takes an hour, each time! Who has time for that.
- You start getting bored while doing it
- Girls think that you don't find them attractive and that's why you don't cum
- I have never had a girl make me cum from oral
- And the sensation when you are having sex is less, so sex becomes less enjoyable.

The only good thing about it is that you don't have to worry about cumming too fast.

You also have to worry about losing the bone lol

 

[HappyBivouac]

Can I just skip most of the thread and assume everyone said they last 10 times that long?

Nah, in all seriousness, this sounds about right. As a man in my late 20's it's usually longer than that, but who's setting a stopwatch from the moment they stick it in? And I assume they're not counting foreplay. People usually count the foreplay to make it sound more impressive. That and the notion that longer sex = more pleasurable sex is a myth.

 

[KillGore]

I wonder how long those citing 20+ minutes are alone after the girl had faked an orgasm and left because you're making her sore and boring her to tears.

Yup. This.

5 minutes, just pure penetration seems fine.

 

[HappyBivouac]

You know a lot of people fake orgasms because they're getting bored of your bullshit seeing how long you can last.

edit: ok good, already been covered.

 

[mdubs]

lmao@ some of the posts in here, i forget that all gaffers also have 12 inch dicks

 

[Th3BranMan92]

No kidding, it's cringe as fuck.

 

[crimzonflame]

Im like the opposite of the average man. Doggy I can last about the average time but in missionary I cum really fast.

 

[Interfectum]

Isn't a quickie 30 minutes?

lol

How's that 12 inch penis bro?

 

[E92 M3]

Forget the B2, bring in the A10 for this thread.

Nothing stealth here.

 

[MrToughPants]

lol

How's that 12 inch penis bro?

Are you in yet?

 

[MANGOD]

Did you make this? TAKE A BOW SON! Actually crying with laughter

 

[FlowersisBritish]

I'm kind of a long haul kinda guy if ya know what i mean. Once tied to a chair till it was done and I ended up in that damn chair for three hours.

 

[mdubs]

Did you make this? TAKE A BOW SON! Actually crying with laughter

Nah, taken from Neogaf's previous penis thread where it was discovered that gaffers all have massive schlongs https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154959046&postcount=803

 

[QuantumZebra]

Depends on the position.

Doggy style, i can go forever.idk y

See - doggy style (or just my wife laying stomach-down on bed) does me in pretty damn fast - but missionary / from the side / other styles I can usually go for a while.

 

[triplestation]

At least 3 hours with 5 minute bathroom break to give my 12 inch DICK a rest

 

[foxuzamaki]

Using a wrong-sized condom used to make me go for over an hour back in my late-teens early 20s. It almost made me hate having sex until a former girlfriend suggested that I try a larger size. Then the average dropped down to about 10 minutes.

Also, this is relevant.

Bernie Mac

I needed this

 

[M0nochromatic]

At some point someone should just make a GAF hentai that involves all of the hyperbole, memes, and rhetoric that spawns here.

We'll call it Bible GAF.

It'll only run for 11 minutes.

 

[Angry Grimace]

stealth brag? (lol but so is the whole thread)

That's the least stelth brag post in the thread

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Are you in yet?

 

[foxuzamaki]

When I first walked in on this scene at ~ 6 years old, I knew they were having sex, but I thought they girl was sawing wood. Years later, I realized it was De Niro breathing

Lmao

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

5-10 minutes is normal for me. About 30 seconds if it's been a while. I am pretty good at oral so no complaints from my wife.

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

No, but we watched Sex And The City on tv :/

Sex and the City? You poor dear!

 

[Not]

OK sharing time unless somebody stops me. Dude it's been years since I've come in less than five minutes. I think it's because I'm out of shape.

Stealth brag: the thread

You know it

 

[HardRojo]

I always warn the girls I'm having sex with that I take a while to come, or else they'll ask whether I'm actually enjoying it or not. Last girl I dated even got mad at me because she thought I had had sex with another girl before, as we went for like an hour and a half and I hadn't come.

 

[CHC]

Honestly any longer than 20 minutes of actual sex sounds like hell to me.

 

[Apt101]

Normally for me, around 15-20 minutes. If we have both been drinking it can go for an hour. Christ, I was with this surfer girl, I think she said she was 22, a few months ago and she destroyed me for like 70 minutes. Really made me earn it.

 

[Not]

GAF doing work steppin' in for Penthouse letters in the age of declining print readership

 

[Ceallach]

This whole thread is ridiculous

 

[FormallyMegadrive]

As someone who last's about an hour I wish I only lasted 10-15 mins.

- She gets dry and it starts hurting for her, and me in the end
- My back is killing me toward the end, and back pain does not make sex better.
- It takes an hour, each time! Who has time for that.
- You start getting bored while doing it
- Girls think that you don't find them attractive and that's why you don't cum
- I have never had a girl make me cum from oral
- And the sensation when you are having sex is less, so sex becomes less enjoyable.

The only good thing about it is that you don't have to worry about cumming too fast.

Are you my secret alt account

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

I'm female so I think this answer might be different from some others, but in my opinion the ideal amount of time would be roughly two and a half hours. Three if there's an intermission.

 

[Stallion Dan]

If it's a quickie I can believe it, but if it isn't that seems really short.