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[Sanctuary]

I swear to god if the box is hurt i will behead someone

Gotta love those "I don't give a fuck" workers. It's great too when you order a mechanical drive for storage and they ship the main box inside another box that has only two deflated air pillows that wouldn't have been large enough for padding the box (due to the box size differences) in the first place.

here i am unboxing this shitty fucking package while every neighbour decides to walk past me in the hallway asking what im doing

what the fuxk do yiu tyink im doing; opening the packages of darknsouls 3 what kindnog question is that????

So this is what it looks like while typing through a red haze.

 

[Abstrusity]

SHOULD I FUCKIBG DO IT

WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING

You know if you leave that stuff down there it'll be gone. Just go to the office, they'll have spares.

 

[E92 M3]

SHOULD I FUCKIBG DO IT

WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING

But hole, therefore horse

 

[0racle]

quick does 4g or wifi draw more battery power

quick

4g

 

[Soulflarz]

4g

Sounds about right.

 

[Cyto]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

 

[MixedBeverage]

OMG, Best Buy just texted me saying I could pick up my copy! But I don't know if I can leave work early! At least I for sure have my house keys.

 

[Yoshichan]

wifi enabled, climbing thef fucking pipes with only the game not CE

bye

 

[E92 M3]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

whynotboth.gif

 

[Soulflarz]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

Welcome to a DS thread

 

[PapaEmeritus]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

One in the same

 

[Hamlet Machine]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

The real Dark Souls starts here
(for him )

 

[Darryl M R]

Can anyone clear up if the grass shield is mandatory for most people in PVP?


Also how are rolls affected by weight ratio?

Also can we put personal pics in spoiler tags for us mobile user getting our data hogged

 

[GulAtiCa]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

welcome to the grand adventures of a DS launch thread!

 

[LegalEagleMike]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

well he is a Lord of Cinder

 

[Gormless Noodle]

wifi enabled, climbing thef fucking pipes with only the game not CE

bye

What are you? A fucking monkey?

 

[Brohan]

Nothing can go wrong.

 

[0racle]

this is going to end well.

 

[Soulflarz]

Do we place bets if yoshis alive

 

[aravuus]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

No worries, it'll be about Dark Souls again soon lol

 

[Abstrusity]

See you in the hospital yoshi.

 

[Alavard]

After seeing what a mad Yoshichan did to his desk over HotS, I'm a little worried at the thought of a desperate Yoshichan.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

Do we place bets if yoshis alive

I think he ded. But I dunno what to bet.

 

[bbd23]

I wonder if keyboard + mouse is decent in this one

 

[GrayChild]

You still there, Yoshi?

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

wifi enabled, climbing thef fucking pipes with only the game not CE

bye

Make sure to save your progress at the nearest bonfire first Yoshichan.

 

[ogbg]

Can anyone clear up if the grass shield is mandatory for most people in PVP?


Also how are rolls affected by weight ratio?

Fat roll at 70%, fast roll at 30%. The difference between fast and mid roll isn't as big as DS1 though

 

[Soulflarz]

I think he ded. But I dunno what to bet.

His copy of the CE

 

[Raitaro]

Managed to get the game one measly day early through my local shop after all, though at the expense of having another copy coming from Simplygames that I'll need to return. I'd do my "return the second copy to the first store" swap trick again (like I did last year with Splatoon) but this local shop only offers store credit and I won't be in the area anymore for long. Guess I'll have to brave the Royal Mail services and send it back the normal way in the hopes it won't get lost or something.

As for the game itself: I decided to go with a thief build to maintain my Dex build tradition. The assassin was tempting but I never cared much for rapiers. The mercenary would have been my second choice though. With the thief I've been loving the bandit's dagger so far (which is only just past the shrine mind you) due to its speed and the big staggers it causes. I also like having a bow as an option from the get go so I can be a coward again, though what's up with the 99 arrow limit? The bow allowed me to defeat that annoying

Spoiler

katana

bugger early so I can build towards the required stats from the get go for what usually becomes my main weapon in the later stages of the previous games.

So far, so good, with the only blemish on my experience being the fact that I've been expecting a doctor's call all day that has been making me a bit on edge out of fear it might come during a tough encounter...

 

[Camper182]

In how many hours does this unlock on US PSN?

 

[Frodo]

Someone ban Yoshichan for derailing the thread.

 

[Yoshichan]

well that went as expected

thanks for the tip guys

tanls

 

[Sodding_Gamer]

Honestly more excited for an update from Yoshi than getting home and playing DS3 at this point.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

His copy of the CE

Someone could have taken that while he climbs though. And then we he's at the right place, he still might not be able to get in.

Dark Souls aint got shit on real life.

 

[Soulflarz]

How can yoshi play DS3 with a hurt hand :x

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

well that went as expected

thanks for the tip guys

tanls

Looks like you need to increase your strength/dex stats respectively.

 

[bigol]

well that went as expected

thanks for the tip guys

tanls

Becoming hollow

 

[Fonds]

So is this thread about Dark Souls or Yoshi...?

"To stare, big-eyed Narcissus, into some spring
Is beneath all adult dignity."

 

[Derp]

I've never played a Souls game but I bought this one because it looks pretty.

Spoiler

God help me.

 

[Sullichin]

I've never played a Souls game but I bought this one because it looks pretty.

Spoiler

God help me.

You'll be fine!

 

[Brick]

well that went as expected

thanks for the tip guys

tanls

The real Dark Souls starts here.

 

[rdytoroll]

lmao what are you even doing

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

This is so fucking unbelievaly dumb

I can't fet into ny fuxking house are you shitting me keys are gone

 

[Soulflarz]

I've never played a Souls game but I bought this one because it looks pretty.

Spoiler

God help me.

They're really easy, the difficulty is an in joke from the community.

 

[Sanctuary]

well that went as expected

thanks for the tip guys

tanls

LMAO. I expected you to break an arm and be even more furious at the fact that you won't even be able to play the game (again) for a few months.

 

[RiderKairuu]

Yoshi has been entertaining me since vanilla Diablo III launch. Holy shit, bro lol.

 

[Frodo]

OMG my sides

 

[toastyToast]

Wouldn't be a Souls release without Yoshi being injured/maimed

 

[bltn]

God damn, apparently I had ordered a CE version of this game. I don't need a third copy of this game...

 

[psychotron]

well that went as expected

thanks for the tip guys

tanls

Drink Estus or use Lifegem.