Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
I accidentally made a really good connection through an initial fuck up. I was new to the area so i was running through all the profiles. Got a good amount of matches. Of course most never respond because they likely just want to see how many men picked them. Anyways, I had a nice little message and I copied and pasted it to several women. I accidentally forgot to change the name on one and a girl called me out. We joked about it for a bit and i told her I would move on as I cant rebound from that mistake. She called me a quitter and we have been chatting for days. Already getting sexy photos and whatnot.we are going to see Amy Schumer in a couple days. She probably isn't the next love of my life but she is funny as shit and likes to show off her body. That is a friend I will hapilly accept.
Also the laziest thing on Tinder is not just saying hi. It is for you to write a nice original message and for them to like said message and not reply. Fuck that.
I still haven't encountered a person who won't reply. I've only been tindering for like 2 days, but I messaged like 15 and all have replied, at least once. lol
Maybe I'm just getting lucky, or I'm putting thought into my messages. I'm just looking to be goofy, so I don't take it too seriously.
For instance, a country listening girl that enjoys mudding n beer n rednecks:
"Sorry ____, I'm a city boy that doesn't even know what mudding entails, besides mud. I've heard of Keith Richards, and Toby Maguire but I'm not even sure they're country singers tbh. And I drive a Chevy Cruze, eco."
Pothead girl with cats in 2 out of 5 pics:
"I guarantee to you that I can take better cat pic selfies."
Girl who was smiling in every pic who said she's a dental hygienist:
"Are you actually a Dental Hygienist or are you just listing that to brag about your perfect smile?"
It's fun, mostly I don't even give a shit about meeting up for now. If it happens it happens, but for now I'm just talking to cool people.