FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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OKC girl didn't hit me up tonight. Gotta give her credit, she handled things better than I probably would have.

You don't strike me as the type of dude to throw a hissy fit.


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Just remembered I had a few matches come through last night. Better check them out. We have one gorgeous mocha skinnned lady with a killer smile and one girl with sad eyes and some good earth cleavage. Guess I should say hello.
 
You don't strike me as the type of dude to throw a hissy fit.

I'm not. But she picked up everything without me having to explicitly say anything. I just meant that I'm probably more dense than that.

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Also, good luck! Hopefully one of them works out for you.
 
Vazra's thirst is too strong even for FakeGAF.
 
Got a sweet hat tho.



Pubes.
Pubes.
Pubes.
Tacos.

To be fair, I also bought this this weekend

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I'm not. But she picked up everything without me having to explicitly say anything. I just meant that I'm probably more dense than that.

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Also, good luck! Hopefully one of them works out for you.

Cheers, we'll see. I have emerged from the desert in a higher form, one that no longer seems to require refreshment.

To be fair, I also bought this this weekend

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Don't let anybody tell you that you can't accessorize with the best of them.

I also was going to mention Vaz in Floats adlib.
 
I've been shooting a couple of times but I don't quite understand the appeal of guns
That's because you support Bernie Sanders.

It was a sleight in good humor, I don't get guns either. Maybe because I'm straight up terrible with them

I do own about seven full sized swords, though.
 
I for one need a fully automated turret on my lawn. Both in back and in front of my house.
 
I get the appeal of the sport. I've only used shotguns but they are too heavy for me to really aim well.

Yeah. The only reason I can see someone owning a gun is for target practice. If that is fun to you then more power to you but to me it's way more fun in video games than irl
 
Do you only have sidearms or is there like an AK-47 somewhere in your house?
 
wtf

Nobody "needs" a gun.

The home defense argument is such horseshit

Right?

The top reasons he thinks we needs guns are:

1) He owns like seven, one of which I'm pretty sure he got illegally. This is the same guy that was pointing his shotgun at me to show me his ultra-cool tac light.

2) The yard has raccoons and our dog is blind. Keep in mind that he regularly puts out raccoon spray which works really well.

3) We were broken into last year. But that's because WE WERE OUT OF TOWN.
 
I'm very glad the gun laws are the way they are in Australia.

For many reasons, but also because if I had one my drunk arse would probably have gone home, got it and gone searching for those pricks who jumped me last year.
 
Come on Sharks!!!!!!!!!!
Lucio, junkrat, roadhog, pharah, d.va, mercy
As you know, pretty much same for me. Though I like branching out sometimes.

Pharah, Roadhog, Junkrat, Reaper, Mei are the mains with lots of Mccree, Zarya, Winston, Zanyatta/Lucio, Soldier 76 and Hanzo.

I play the game a lot. D:
I'm training a new employee at the print shop and she's basically me from two years ago. She even has fan art of Shovel Knight and Jak and Daxter on her tumblr page. This is so wizard.
What's her number?
She has super long, beautiful orange (red) hair. It's a song of fire and ice.
Now I'm serious.
this guy on Tinder is messaging me and all I do is compliment/ask questions about his dog
There's a 60% chance that a girl's tinder profile here will say "I swiped for your dog" or the like.
Bwuauauauahhhh
 
The other thing I think is really stupid is the second amendment argument.

I contend that it is completely outdated. If our government turned against us there is no fucking way an armed militia would stand a chance. The government has tanks.
 
My bro is cooking a belgian waffle and I'm on a low carb diet and now I want a waffle. halp

You never disappoint. lmao
 
Nothing that serious fellas, but I appreciate the concern. Just the Sharks fucking up/losing again.

Man, I was rooting for you guys... :(
Wanted you guys to get a cup.

I dunno, I'll still root for you guys,
but I feel the series is over. :(
It's still not over though.

Misha is probably really happy right now.
 
Man, I was rooting for you guys... :(
Due to you guys not having a cup yet.

I dunno, I'll still root for you guys,
but I feel the series is over. :(
It's still not over though.

Misha is probably really happy right now.
It's basically over. They haven't had a lead this entire series. Can't take 2 periods to start playing every game. :/
 
Lookin good Vaz!

As far as guns go when I was in grade 8 I started making mods for counter strike so I would set and model and texture guns. It made my mom mad cause she thought the government would think I would be a terrorist or something due to having so many reference photos and stuff.

I do still to this day like the look of a few guns. I also really like the Kabar knife which I'm sure I have textured like 3 different times lol
 
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