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[Nordicus]

Boris just committed the most glorious cow-tipping act on UK's future

 

[Deleted member 1235]

bwhahaha boris doesn't want the poison chalice.

I'm starting to like the brexit.

 

[iceatcs]

Damn, May will win.


20 years jail for smoke cannabis. legal underage sex. Internet filter etc...

 

[danowat]

If I was a fully paid up member of the tin foil hat brigade, I'd be saying the whole thing, from start to finish, has been fully orchestrated.

All feels very Orwellian.

 

[War Peaceman]

Boris is a dishonest cunt. Endangering everyone for his own shitty power grab.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

wonder if Gove stood because he thought Boris wouldn't be hardline enough on leave?

probably this yeah

 

[oti]

This reminds me of Cartman from South Park. Maybe I should watch this show.

 

[Volotaire]

Sums it up well.

 

[formasymphonic]

So on top of being a charlatan, Boris is also a coward.

 

[liquidtmd]

Sums it up well.

Lollllll

 

[chadskin]

Sums it up well.

lmao

 

[Z3K]

Is it just me or does Teresa May always look like she's on the verge of losing her shit and fucking shit up....

 

[dealer-]

I know a few leave voters who couldn't wait for Boris to be ushered in. This will be interesting.

 

[Maledict]

wonder if Gove stood because he thought Boris wouldn't be hardline enough on leave?

Yep, this is what I'm betting now. The detail mentioned in his wife's email wasn't about a cabinet position, it was about the commitment to leave (hence the newspaper bits).

At the start of this, we heard that Cameron didn't hold Goves opposition against him because he knew it was heartfelt, but he loathed Boris because it was all political opportunism.

Guarantee that Boris was already whiffing on leave. We now have to hope Theresa May gets its as Gove would pull the trigger happily.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

This reminds me of Cartman from South Park. Maybe I should watch this show.

It's a fantastic show, but the satire has considerably lost its edge after recent events.

 

[Beefy]

Boris will go back to playing stupid until some people forget what he did. May will be worse then Thatcher.

 

[accel]

I know a few leave voters who couldn't wait for Boris to be ushered in. This will be interesting.

One reaction: disappointed.

 

[close to the edge]

If I was a fully paid up member of the tin foil hat brigade, I'd be saying the whole thing, from start to finish, has been fully orchestrated.

All feels very Orwellian.

I don't politicians are competent enough for that.

 

[DavidDesu]

Just confirms once and for all Johnson never wanted, and never expected, a Leave vote.

May or Gove, I am absolutely thrilled with either of those two prospects... I see May more like the eventual Sutler type figure in our V For Vendetta future.

 

[danowat]

How does May get on with the Chinese?, are we going to become some kind of Negative Hong-Kong?

On a positive note, if May does get in at least the Nordschilefe won't be a thing any more

 

[Xun]

Here's our future guys:

 

[gngf123]

So I guess it's now down to only Gove or May for PM. The political equivalent of deciding if you want to be shot in the leg or the arm.

On one hand, you have a homeopathy supporting nutjob who believes "people have had enough of experts", and wants to tear down the NHS and replace it with a US style healthcare system. On the other you have a power hungry witch who is a major supporter of dropping the ECHR and also wants to set up powers to spy on every citizen of the country.

 

[GamerMax73]

Damn, May will win.

I'm not so certain...

Boris will now make it his life's mission to ensure Gove isn't on the final ballot paper. So, I think it'll go down to May vs Fox for the grass root membership to decide.

I'm calling it - Liam Fox will be the next PM.

 

[oti]

Wait.

This will take weeks until a new Tory leader is decided?

Get your act together!

 

[Meadows]

So Johnson is going to back May in one last act of betrayal to Gove.

Someday someone will make a movie about this.

 

[Xun]

So Johnson is going to back May in one last act of betrayal to Gove.

Someday someone will make a movie about this.

When we're out of the impending recession, sure.

 

[YianGaruga]

So Johnson is going to back May in one last act of betrayal to Gove.

Someday someone will make a movie about this.

The brits were always great at making comedies

 

[Volotaire]

Wait.

This will take weeks until a new Tory leader is decided?

Get your act together!

September 9th is the announcement date IIRC (revised from the 2nd). A few weeks before/after the Labour leadership contest.

 

[Palculator]

This reminds me of Cartman from South Park. Maybe I should watch this show.

Shitty video quality but this show is the best, mate.

 

[iceatcs]

I'm not so certain...

Boris will now make it his life's mission to ensure Gove isn't on the final ballot paper. So, I think it'll go down to May vs Fox for the grass root membership to decide.

I'm calling it - Liam Fox will be the next PM.

But everyone loves to hate the drug, internet and sex. So May will win.

 

[Meadows]

I'm calling it - Liam Fox will be the next PM.

*vomits*

 

[liquidtmd]

So Johnson is going to back May in one last act of betrayal to Gove.

Someday someone will make a movie about this.

Independence Day 3: Revenegence

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Boris backed out? What a cunt, is there a favorite now that he's out?

 

[Hasney]

Here's our future guys:

FYI: This is a legit ad in London, just for anyone thinking it's top banter.

 

[Zaph]

I know a few leave voters who couldn't wait for Boris to be ushered in. This will be interesting.

The first brick in that magical wall they wanted around the UK crumbling. I hope they like the taste of disappointment.

May in power
No change with immigration
No control in the EU

It's like we thought the game of life was becoming a little too easy, so we took all our gear off.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Here's our future guys:

Fucking hell. Did no one think for a second about how that looks?

 

[oti]

Oh god this Gove dude.
Oh god May.

Oh god.

 

[MatrixMan.EXE]

The Tories played us all.

 

[Hasney]

I'm off my face harder than Osbourne whenever I'm following this shit now.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Ugh, just the thought of Prime Minister May makes my blood turn cold.

 

[Joni]

So Johnson is going to back May in one last act of betrayal to Gove.

Someday someone will make a movie about this.

He should burn it to the ground, and stand behind Cameron's Remain.

 

[Pixieking]

Michael Gove has done a double Brutus

On Tuesday, Rupert Murdoch at The Times CEO summit said that Michael Gove should be the UK’s next Prime Minister. The Daily Mail editor in chief Paul Dacre has long wanted it. The Goves are very close to the Mail proprietor and his wife, the Rothermeres.

 

[GamerMax73]

wonder if Gove stood because he thought Boris wouldn't be hardline enough on leave?

Not that that mattered at the end of the day - irony of ironies - May will be (hardline enough on leave)!

 

[Izuna]

At the British Museum with my niece. Is May had her way, there would be 4 people in this whole building.

Make Museums deserted again.

 

[Auctopus]

Michael Gove has done a double Brutus

Gove is a spineless muppet. He'll do whatever Murdoch says.

BBC is done and we're getting Politically aligned news stations.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

We're fucked.

 

[Volotaire]

Laura Kuenssberg
@bbclaurak
People in tears at Boris event - his MP supporters utterly flabbergasted

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[LewieP]

I'm not so certain...

Boris will now make it his life's mission to ensure Gove isn't on the final ballot paper. So, I think it'll go down to May vs Fox for the grass root membership to decide.

I'm calling it - Liam Fox will be the next PM.

You mean disgraced former defense secretary Liam Fox. Surely not.

 

[Palette Swap]

So, Boris figured Cameron had fucked him, looked for the solution that would damage his career the least in the long run and took his "let's forget me" plan to the next level, while fucking Gove, who had given him an out ?

Tories fucking each other hard, while an entire continent watches this conservative orgy.

Meanwhile, we're still trying to figure out what this democratic choice meant.

 

[Hasney]

Laura Kuenssberg
@bbclaurak
People in tears at Boris event - his MP supporters utterly flabbergasted

Holy shit. People in tears over this whole shitshow. I almost am, but I'm not sure if it's laughing or despair.