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[BlueTsunami]

Fighting may be cathartic, get the frustration out but OP needs to 23 skidoo as soon as possible

 

[Askherserenity]

Will she deny it and try to make OP sound crazy or will she admit and just blame him for it?

 

[Zukuu]

Like what she did right now running into the bathroom?

Do you read what the OP posts or are you just giving terrible advice on purpose.

I already commented on that. "Come out and talk if you value our relationship or I will go and don't come back". If she doesn't want to talk, fine - then you can leave all you want. YOU tried to talk about it - like an adult.

 

[Idiot]

"Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

Quality.

And here I am like a fucking idiot sitting here typing my problems on a forum, with my head in my hands.

No need to bring me into this.
haha.

Seriously though, best of.

 

[Brazil]

Can't get over how funny it is to have a 1300 posts-thread filled with advice only for it to end with "fancy seeing some dicks".

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Ok my plan went out the window.

She grabs the ipad and then sits down. I'm on another chair on the laptop.

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

Ouch. That wasn't too brilliant, mate.

If she comes out again, just try to stay calm. I always managed to make some ironic jokes in those situations. My second GF HATED that but it kept her voice low cause she didn't want to be the loud 'childish' one.
Wish you all the best. You'll need it.

 

[Gravy Boat]

this isn't middle school. op sounds like an adult.

What does that have to do with anything? Unless you're implying that adult mutual friends should instinctively know who is telling the truth?

 

[lifa-cobex]

"get the fuck out the bathroom, pack a bag and GTFO"


"and take your dickpic viewer with you"

 

[backflip10019]

Can't get over how funny it is to have a 1300 posts-thread filled with advice only for it to end with "fancy seeing some dicks".

The British accent saying "fancy" makes it so, so good.

 

[Reeks]

Nevermind my last post. Dump her.

Yep. She sounds like a child.

 

[Florist]

You shouldn't let crazy control you though. If he's seriously scared about her breaking all his shit, that's basically a domestic issue and the dude needs to get out even quicker.

Yeah this is tricky. If she really is crazy, what happens when she figures out he's been on the iPad but hasn't confronted her?

 

[Jinaar]

OP, goodluck, ol'chap! Be prepared for her to turn this around against you. Remember, the issue is the iDick product you found today. Stay on target.... stay on target... calm, collective talk is the key here. Stick with logic and the facts. Keep safe!

 

[Johnlenham]

wonder how this will pan out. Nearly 10pm Here so he might be fighting for awhile.

 

[Vic]

Quality.

Totally understandable that the delivery came out this way.

 

[SilentRacoon]

Oh shit, hope you already packed and put in a safe place that 55" OLED screen bruh.

 

[BlueTsunami]

When she leaves the bathroom OP needs to say "Fancy seeing you again" and maintain the theme. There's a power to repetition.

 

[ChaosZeroX]

I've been glued to this thread all day because I feel for OP. Shit sucks.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Niiiiiicceee

Fuck all the simp advice.

Just by her response she's not deserving of an "adult conversation".

LMAO @ all the suggestions that she "needs closure"

Send her the screenshots and shut her lying ass down. Stay strong and dont buy ANY of her excuses. Trust shes gonna try and make you feel guilty.

Toss her to the bushes and move on man.

No one said she needs closure and acting like closure is sweepingly unnecessary for anyone and everyone is fucking stupid.

Get some perspective.

OP, her running away is admission of guilt. For now you can squash talking to her. If you're uncomfortable staying in the same place until you leave, try to stay with a family or friend in the meantime. What will you do about the lease?

 

[LegendofDragoonLives]

I got 200$ on her trying to make it his fault by the end of the night. Any takers? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Nightbird]

The lack of response from OP means shit's going down.

Yeah.

I really hope he doesn't back down. He's definetly in the right here

 

[GreatestHits]

Welp

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Hahaha so uncanny. When I found messages on my ex's phone her first reaction was to try and pin it on me too.

I shouldnt laugh because this is still horrible for OP.

 

[kmax]

Welp, final boss battle has begun now and you fucking blew right past the point of no return without saving. .

This thread in a nutshell.

 

[The Beard]

Oh man, I know. He should put this on Twitch or something.

Ustream from his PS4.

 

[keltickennedy]

She went in the bathroom with the ipad. Probably getting in some last dick pic views. Hoping she can go cold turkey, thinking things can be worked out with the relationship....

 

[openrob]

This thread in a nutshell.

Haaahaha

 

[Vic]

This thread in a nutshell.

lmao

 

[prag16]

Ok my plan went out the window.

She grabs the ipad and then sits down. I'm on another chair on the laptop.

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

She looks at me sheepishly, and responds with a "What?!, what are you talking about?"

But you know when you know someone is lying by the way they talk, their body language etc, and they know you know.

"I saw your conversation last night"

"What conversation?"

"Please Sarah stop this, you've been talking to guys behind my back"

"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"

and leaves the room (ipad in hand) and slams the door in the bathroom.

And here I am like a fucking idiot sitting here typing my problems on a forum, with my head in my hands.

Sorry to hear it.

And I know it's armchair quarterbacking in a sense, however you screwed yourself over and gave away the upper hand in the conversation. Instead of approaching her in a direct and respectful manner, you did it in a half sarcastic and passive aggressive manner, hours after she got home.

Well, good luck to you.

 

[Aselith]

Ustream from his PS4.

Why is he doing drugs rn?

 

[Phoenixus]

Totally understandable that the delivery came out this way.

Aye. In his position I'd have said worse.

Good luck OP, people like this aren't worth anyone's time.

 

[casablanca]

Can't get over how funny it is to have a 1300 posts-thread filled with advice only for it to end with "fancy seeing some dicks".

I'm in tears ahahahah

 

[i3allistic]

pic of your gf or soon to be ex-gf ....need proof

 

[Hjod]

You blew it OP. Print the dick pic and slide it under the bathroom door.

I shouldn't be laughing but holy shit.

OP stay strong and end it. Godspeed!

 

[GreatestHits]

I got 200$ on her trying to make it his fault by the end of the night. Any takers? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

She already did m8

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

This thread in a nutshell.

LMFAO!!!

 

[malfcn]

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

Cockney accent?

 

[SodiumBenzoate]

You blew it OP. Print the dick pic and slide it under the bathroom door.

Yes, this.

 

[Mistake]

We're all rooting for you op

Spoiler

Who's taking bets?

 

[Interfectum]

This thread in a nutshell.

LOL

 

[MarkMclovin]

OP, I said she might try to flip it on you.

It's a sad indication that she has panicked due to fucking up and she doesn't know how yet, hence why she ran into the bathroom with the iPAD.

Don't get angry or do anything stupid. Remain calm. Don't even shout. Don;t bother trying to get any answers because all you'll try to do, is find a way to stay in this relationship.

The relationship is over. I doubt she has much respect for you.

Sleep as best as you can in your room tonight, tell her she can stay but she aint sleeping with you. IF you talk tonight, or tomorrow (call in sick) talk about moving out and how are you going to sort the flat.

Call some friends, leave facebook alone. Call your parents.

 

[PrivateWHudson]

What does that have to do with anything? Unless you're implying that adult mutual friends should instinctively know who is telling the truth?

Adults don't care who's telling the truth. They'll stay friends, or they won't.

 

[maxiell]

Let's not critique the OP's method of conveying what he knew to this troubled person. No matter what he said to her, this was the likely reaction.

 

[Idiot]

Totally understandable that the delivery came out this way.

I just wish I could hear the way he actually delivered it. Conversationally? Deadpan? Did he stutter?

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

Ok my plan went out the window.

She grabs the ipad and then sits down. I'm on another chair on the laptop.

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

You went in swinging and screaming straight away. You should have tried to keep your calm.
You gave her an excuse to play the victim by going all in like that.

This thread in a nutshell.

lol

 

[KingSnake]

OP, try to be calm and remember that whatever thing you might have done wrong in the relation (be it true or just in her view) nothing justifies cheating. Don't let the guilt be on you for this.

Maybe she will feel guilty enough to not end up this into an escalation. Hopefully.

 

[17 Seconds]

What does that have to do with anything? Unless you're implying that adult mutual friends should instinctively know who is telling the truth?

well adjusted adults don't need screenshots of dicks to prove who they should be friends with.

i honestly can't imagine ever being in a situation where i needed proof of a significant other's infidelity to keep a friend. i would not want to surround myself with that kind of immaturity.

 

[Resilient]

holy shit if true.

 

[nekkid]

This thread in a nutshell.

Gold.

 

[MrHoot]

I feel like we're all Speedwagon in this thread, giving dramatic exclamations about what is happening

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

What about the 55' OLED?

Idk. Maybe he can fit it in his car?