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[Cyldman]

Get out man....Get out....
Don't talk..why talk? Its not worthy..She's not worthy.....


Get out.....Don't argue...Despise her....

 

[The Beard]

i guess i would just never want friends who needed proof of some stupid online sexting if i straight up told them that i saw it.

"i don't know, man, we've known each other for years, but are you SURE you saw what you think you saw? i just wish you had some kind of proof so you could prove your legitness to me."

fuck outta here

I get that, but it's not a bad idea to have it. It she goes into full denial mode, which it sounds like she's doing, he can hit her with a 2 ton reality check before bouncing.

People are capable of convincing themselves that they did nothing wrong if there's no evidence that they did anything wrong. Saving that conversation can make her confront her shittyness. If you don't get that, that's fine, you're not in the Op's shoes.

 

[mjc]

 

[Horseress]

OP did very well for someone in such a fucking terrible situation, chill guys he's got it

 

[Reverend Funk]

lmao

 

[CREMSteve]

Girlfriend was on whatsapp sexting with some dude who sent a dick pick
She wanted to do stuff to said dick
GAF gave 28 pages of advice on what to do
Over a casual night alone OP asked if she "would fancy some dicks?"
OP's girl locked herself in the bathroom

We are waiting for him to send her the link to this thread or to read it to her through the door.

Thank you kindly. Damn work getting in the way of keeping up with GAF threads.

 

[hughesta]

When she leaves the bathroom OP needs to say "Fancy seeing you again" and maintain the theme. There's a power to repetition.

I'm in tears

 

[MonkeyMan29]

This got me.

 

[Oveja Negra]

Hahaha, so perfect!!

 

[Nightbird]

I am OP's semi erect dick.

 

[BokehKing]

I am so glad I've been following this thread since the start.

GAF GOLD is not a hidden forum
It's this thread.

 

[Pryce]

Ayyyy!

 

[Pilgrimzero]

$20 of fake money that he and GF are having make up sex by now.

 

[Catvoca]

If you break up with her you have to link her this thread

 

[Storm Chamber]

Jesus christ people - cheating requires physical contact. Conversations are not cheating. Are they appropriate? No. They're not. And OP has every right to be angry. But let's separate actual cheating with what happened. This could have potentially led to cheating, but an inappropriate conversation is still a conversation. It's not cheating.

Is that what you told your ex?

 

[Vagabundo]

Please try and contain yourself GAF there is a 4 year relationship imploding in real-time here.

Show some decorum.

 

[FallingEdge]

Maybe they are looking at dicks together on the ipad

OP discovered a new fetish

 

[17 Seconds]

But how the fuck they know who is lying?

because they aren't robots? friends generally don't lie to each other, and they can tell when they are.

you guys act like friends are tradeable assets that you divy up when a relationships ends, it's bizarre

 

[PrivateWHudson]

Nice!

 

[RobotVM]

Not going through 1600+ posts, can I please get a summary of what's gone down?

1.) OCD uses GF's iPad
2.) Instantly sees Dick pic and sexual convo between his GF and Rando
3.) OCD tells GAF
4.) GF gets home
5.) Fancy seeing more dick pics?
6.) GF runs in Bathroom
7.)????
8.) Profit

 

[StarCreator]

Well, OP is certainly around. Check out his avatar.

 

[Welfare]

Man I just wanted to take a quick nap but now I am stuck here waiting for the next update.

 

[daemonic]

Girlfriend was on whatsapp sexting with some dude who sent a dick pick
She wanted to do stuff to said dick
GAF gave 28 pages of advice on what to do
Over a casual night alone OP asked if she "would fancy some dicks?"
OP's girl locked herself in the bathroom

We are waiting for him to send her the link to this thread or to read it to her through the door.

Okay that got me. OP stay strong no matter what the outcome. It's one thing to discuss it online, another to confront the person and deal with the shitstorm that ensues.

 

[bangbang i'm a timpani]

Biden is the best one lol

 

[TheMan]

Please try and contain yourself GAF there is a 4 year relationship imploding in real-time here.

Show some decorum.

yeah, there's probably a shouting match going on right now. I wouldn't expect an update from the OP for a few hours

 

[prag16]

I'm refreshing this more often than E3 press conference threads. Gaf needs closure. Why is there no livestream. Come on.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Well, OP is certainly around. Check out his avatar.

Oh wow.

OP pls respond.

 

[Moff]

threads like this are what GAF was made for

 

[hughesta]

Well, OP is certainly around. Check out his avatar.

Holy shit

 

[cilonen]

The only way this could be more perfect is if that was a printout of a dick pic on the laptop keyboard there.

 

[Horseress]

1.) OCD uses GF's iPad
2.) Instantly sees Dick pic and sexual convo between his GF and Rando
3.) OCD tells GAF
4.) GF gets home
5.) Fancy seeing more dick pics?
6.) GF runs in Bathroom
7.)????
8.) Profit

Very curious to know how 7 became 8

Dick pic black market?

 

[Basketball]

If she loves you and the relationship's good otherwise, let it go. Maybe have a really clear conversation about how polyamory/polysexuality makes her feel. Humans are not meant for strict monogamy, it's a remnant of Christian repression. It's time for people to be more honest with themselves about their sexuality.

Hey op see this

don't listen to this

 

[FairyD]

She's probably in the bathroom asking Dick Pic guy advice on how to escape this situation.

 

[PrivateWHudson]

Well, OP is certainly around. Check out his avatar.

Could be a frisky mod.

 

[BokehKing]

Please try and contain yourself GAF there is a 4 year relationship imploding in real-time here.

Show some decorum.

Decorum was lost on page 3
One of you UK dudes should be a real mate and help him carry his OLED tv to his car

Spoiler

and live stream this shit

 

[xXCrazyCostaXX]

Holy fuck his avatar

 

[Username1198]

The cloud bro. There's tons of dicks in the cloud.

It's raining

Spoiler

sea

men!

 

[Prophet Steve]

Please OP I want to go to bed.

 

[Mikeside]

Well, OP is certainly around. Check out his avatar.

that seems weird.
I reckon either a mod did that or this is an attention thread after all

 

[17 Seconds]

they're probably already back together

 

[Masterspeed]

Don't call the guy, the guys just a guy looking to score. I've done the same thing many a time. She's the one in the wrong.

 

[Vic]

Well, OP is certainly around. Check out his avatar.

TOO GUD

 

[Yeezus H. Christ]

If she loves you and the relationship's good otherwise, let it go. Maybe have a really clear conversation about how polyamory/polysexuality makes her feel. Humans are not meant for strict monogamy, it's a remnant of Christian repression. It's time for people to be more honest with themselves about their sexuality.

lol ok

 

[.....]

This is not gonna end well.

 

[Luschient]

What if OP was the one who sent the dick pick all along?

 

[maxcriden]

Not going through 1600+ posts, can I please get a summary of what's gone down?

I recommend you read just the posts by OP and that way you can follow along the drama as it unfolded so far. But, in brief,

Spoiler

his girlfriend was sexting behind his back, he found the pics. He planned to leave without a word after contacting the leasing office tomorrow (or something to that effect) since they share a lease, but when she got home something came over him and he said to her, "fancy seeing some more dicks, guvna?" She was like WTF are you talking about ya wanker and he was all I saw it don't deny it and she was just like fuck you and went into the bathroom with the iPad and shut the door. Something like that. And now we wait to see what happened next.

 

[aBarreras]

because they aren't robots? friends generally don't lie to each other, and they can tell when they are.

you guys act like friends are tradeable assets that you divy up when a relationships ends, it's bizarre

ok. you are a friend of theirs.

he says, he was looking at someonese else dick and talking about what she wanted to do to that dick.

and she says, no i wasnt.

who do you believe?

 

[RobotVM]

Very curious to know how 7 became 8

of course # 7. is GAF fame.

 

[Nightbird]

Yo OP, i seriously hope you're typing, we know you're here!

 

[Raitosaito]

Best thread today