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[BokehKing]

21 pages? Yikes. Can someone do a summary/recap of the drama so far?

Girlfriend was sexting with some dudes dick
35 pages of advice from GAF on what to do
OP asked her if she fancied some dick pics
The jig being up she locked herself in the bathroom
OP kept GAF updated as she left and acted like he was the dick

Here we sre

 

[bitbydeath]

Sorry OP but regaining that trust again will likely be near impossible no matter how much she may come crawling back or have a really good excuse.

It'll forever be in your arguments and you'll likely become paranoid about everything she does.

Save yourself some sanity and dump her.

 

[Idiot]

She has it, but there's nothing I need from it.

I took screenshots and emailed them from her icloud earlier.

I honestly don't for one second think she was having a conversation with that guy while she locked herself in the bathroom.

How long did she end up staying in there?

 

[Morat]

Where is Lionel Mandrake when you need him?

Summon the Mandrake

 

[Experien]

21 pages? Yikes. Can someone do a summary/recap of the drama so far?

He didn't have work and decided to us his girl's iPad instead of his laptop and was treated to a sexual conversation with another guy and a penis that he needed an iPad to see cause it was big. He screencapped it, of course.

Waits until she gets home and can't hold it in as she grabs the iPad and asks if she is going to look at more cocks. She gets super defensive and locks herself in the bathroom. Then he tries talking to her through the door and she pushes him out of the way saying she needs to go out.

Now GAF members are threating to go all detective on her and get this thread locked before the story is finished.

 

[Mohasus]

21 pages? Yikes. Can someone do a summary/recap of the drama so far?

Check OP last posts. That's what I do in this kind of thread when I'm late.

 

[MonkeyMan29]

She has it, but there's nothing I need from it.

I took screenshots and emailed them from her icloud earlier.

I honestly don't for one second think she was having a conversation with that guy while she locked herself in the bathroom.

You were with her for 4 years, surely you know her email and passwords, log in on your phone/laptop to see if she was talking to someone...

 

[butzopower]

That's not her, here's him with his girl in the thread he linked to

Off topic, but I've been seeing a lot of people wearing Chicago Bulls hats in London the last few weeks. Wut up with that?

 

[M52B28]

You should 3D print a penis using approximate measurements from the picture.

 

[Calion]

This shits gonna get locked if some of you guys don't chill the fuck out. Its more hyped than E3 was in this thread lol.

OP: Does your GF know you post on GAF? Is there a possibility she might have seen this thread?

Does that honestly matter if she knows his GAF name?

Its incredibly obvious that any civil discussion between you (OP) and your GF is gone. Use this time to call up some pals, and have them help you pack your shit up. It's over

 

[FunkyPajamas]

She cheated on him, if you believe you can cheat on someone without conducting in a psychical relationship. She may have actually also cheated him psychically.

So like this?

 

[trembli0s]

She has it, but there's nothing I need from it.

I took screenshots and emailed them from her icloud earlier.

I honestly don't for one second think she was having a conversation with that guy while she locked herself in the bathroom.

It's gonna suck for a while, no lie. It's never easy dropping someone out of your life that you've shared it with.

It's also going to sound callous to you at this moment, but you can do better.

Hit the gym, focus on your work life/school life or whatever you're doing atm, and move on.

 

[Idiot]

Sorry OP but regaining that trust again will likely be near impossible no matter how much she may come crawling back or have a really good excuse.

It'll forever be in your arguments and you'll likely become paranoid about everything she does.

Save yourself some sanity and dump her.

That has been his plan from Episode 1 of WhatsApps Dick. No need to tell him. You're just repeating what he himself has said.

 

[Cabbagehead]

That sudden spurt of errant DetectiveGAF activity gave me sudden flashbacks to the Metal Gear Solid Doctor thread on the gaming side.

Never again.

Was it nuclear or sub atomic?

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

It's not about one of them leaving. As long as they're both on the lease, she has access to the apartment which gives her the opportunity to wreck stuff.

You're right. The opportunity to contact the landlord and maybe changing locks or sth like that is gone.

 

[GHG]

You were with her for 4 years, surely you know her email and passwords, log in on your phone/laptop to see if she was talking to someone...

Fuck this shit.

OP don't do this. You're better than this.

 

[hughesta]

OP. You need to take your belongings and leave. Talk to your landlord. Take photos of the apartment. Go.

 

[SilentRacoon]

That sudden spurt of errant DetectiveGAF activity gave me sudden flashbacks to the Metal Gear Solid Doctor thread on the gaming side.

Never again.

Oh god that thread went creepy places, they even went as far as calling the clinic and shit IIRC.

 

[Symphonia]

Girlfriend was sexting with some dudes dick
35 pages of advice from GAF on what to do
OP asked her if she fancied some dick pics
The jig being up she locked herself in the bathroom
OP kept GAF updated as she left and acted like he was the dick

Here we sre

So she got caught craving another guys junk and had the cahoneys to act like the [rather damn hot] OP is to blame? Pfft, bitch gonna bitch.

 

[Solideliquid]

What if she comes back talking about I'm sorry and wants a second chance?

What if she said "Yes I fucked him. I make love to you"...?

 

[SgtCobra]

That first link isn't my girlfriend, that's a neogaf poster, I don't want to start something on here lol

That Hermes belt tho

 

[OCD Guy]

He posted the links himself.

Just to clarifyI didn't post links to another gaf member. I posted a link to the first page of the thread (rate the looks of the poster above you), and I posted a direct link to my gaming setup post.

I really don't want people to jump the gun here.

 

[Zoe]

You were with her for 4 years, surely you know her email and passwords, log in on your phone/laptop to see if she was talking to someone...

Dude, that's taking it too far.

 

[Arcteryx]

OP: login to her iCloud and replace every photo with that dudes dick.

 

[RecRoulette]

She has it, but there's nothing I need from it.

I took screenshots and emailed them from her icloud earlier.

I honestly don't for one second think she was having a conversation with that guy while she locked herself in the bathroom.

Bruh

 

[bitbydeath]

That has been his plan from Episode 1 of WhatsApps Dick. No need to tell him. You're just repeating what he himself has said.

42 pages man

 

[DrBo42]

OP's soon to be ex is attempting some sort of filibuster to avoid being dumped. How badly do you need to tell her in person that it's over? Personally I'd recommend you move anything valuable and breakable to a friend's place and bail. Not worth it.

 

[Vic]

OP's soon to be ex is attempting some sort of filibuster to avoid being dumped. How badly do you need to tell her in person that it's over? Personally I'd recommend you move anything valuable and breakable to a friend's place and bail. Not worth it.

Hopefully he's already on top of that.

 

[igordennis]

I'm just kidding chill guys

Kidding about harassing someone and "make her life hell". Wow so funny.

 

[GHG]

Does that honestly matter if she knows his GAF name?

Its incredibly obvious that any civil discussion between you (OP) and your GF is gone. Use this time to call up some pals, and have them help you pack your shit up. It's over

Morbid curiosity has got me wondering if she's seen this thread or is watching it. That's all. Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things.

 

[banefirelord]

Just to clarifyI didn't post links to another gaf member. I posted a link to the first page of the thread (rate the looks of the poster above you), and I posted a direct link to my gaming setup post.

I really don't want people to jump the gun here.

Yeah, I got that. Gonna edit the post now.

Best of luck with Hurricane Dickstorm, OP.

 

[TheMan]

you dumb fucks, don't ruin things by playing detective gaf. one of you idiots already posted the wrong girl. don't mess this up!

 

[starchild excalibur]

I feel sorry for you, OP, but I'm amused at the idea of your GF just sitting in the bathroom. Like, what the hell is her next play? Maintain that the OP is being irrational, despite holing herself up in a bathroom for an hour?

42 pages man

21.

 

[BlueTsunami]

OCD is a good looking dude. Dude could find new tits like that

 

[Idiot]

That Hermes belt tho

Givenchy polo too, IIRC.

 

[ChaosZeroX]

I'm in tears lol. This thread is legendary

 

[Kinitari]

Let's not Dox, that shit is gross. also let's not tell the OP to start logging into her accounts, also gross.

Just get your shit in order OP, cross your Ts (take pictures of the unit) and dot your Is (talk to your landlord about your situation) and head to your parents place with anything that is too valuable to risk.

 

[Dominator]

I go to the movies and I come back to over 1000 posts I've missed. Oh dear.

 

[Silent_Ocarina]

Uh, OP should have no trouble finding a new partner holy shit.

 

[Pancake Mix]

I really don't want people to jump the gun here.

But you should jump the gun and bail! Bail! It will never be the same again, don't let her manipulate you more.

Get out ASAP. You'll find someone better than her no problem OP.

 

[PrivateWHudson]

Just to clarifyI didn't post links to another gaf member. I posted a link to the first page of the thread (rate the looks of the poster above you), and I posted a direct link to my gaming setup post.

I really don't want people to jump the gun here.

Did you start packing your shit yet?

Or her shit?

Is your place a two bedroom? If so, start working on a Craigslist ad for a roommate in case she doesn't come back.

 

[Idiot]

42 pages man

We're on episode 3 of a 6 episode season.

 

[johancruijff]

lady was reading this thread in the bathroom

 

[freethoughtbubble]

My interpretation of things to come

Second panel fucking slayed me.

 

[PodcastFips]

OCD is a good looking dude. Dude could find new tits like that

BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Today, 12:07 AM

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

lmao

 

[the_log_ride]

I feel sorry for you, OP, but I'm amused at the idea of your GF just sitting in the bathroom. Like, what the hell is her next play? Maintain that the OP is being irrational, despite holing herself up in a bathroom for an hour?



21.

She basically did just that. lmao

 

[Calion]

Give us an update OP. What's your plan

 

[LegalEagleMike]

I will also echo the cries of get the hell out of there. I am an attorney and I get calls every day from people who didnt get the hell out of there. Get the hell out of there.

 

[keltickennedy]

If (other than this) she has been absolutely worth fighting for, then you need to talk through it and figure out how to improve your relationship and communication, which leads to a better sex life.

Yeah, I'm sure the sex will be way better now with them both thinking about Motorbike Dick.