No Man's Sky - Early Impressions/Reviews-in-progress Thread
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Maybe you and your tiny little team.could do it a bit better. Jesus
I can't tell if this is satire or not.
DeepEnigma
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LookAtMeGo
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Im just used to it by now. And if I'm going to freak out over one, I'm not going to freak out over one thats less than 1 gig.
have you read the thread at all?
Vincent Grayson
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Don't worry, plenty of other shortsighted folks have gotten themselves in a tizzy over nothing.
Treat this game as single player, do not expect multiplayer at all.
Yeah they should wait a month before giving us this content. That way we can feel like we are getting the complete game for awhile.
Blackleg-sanji1
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I for one can't believe y'all been buying early access titles all generation smh suckers
CecilRousso
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Pissed that they show commitment to improving the game? Not me at least.
We should definitely set a rule that as soon as a game is set as 1.0, no changes, whatsoever, should be allowed to the game. No improvements, no additional content, nothing.
Spiral Insanity
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It's almost as if you have the ability to not buy the game.
DeepEnigma
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Hahaha, I almost spit out my water.
'A sucker is born every minute.' - P. T. Barnum
Spiral Insanity
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Would you rather they not care?
I feel like that whenever I encounter self-righteousness indignation.
DriftingSpirit
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And this very thread serves to fuel all the nonsense. This isn't a review thread with one review in the OP. Lock this mess.
ViewtifulJC
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This wont even be the most divisive PS4 exclusive this year between passionate believers and "the emperor has no clothes".
The Last Guadrian gon get accounts banned b
The Last Guadrian gon get accounts banned b
That's fine, it's their excuse on why they're doing it that bothers me.
NMS isn't exclusive, FWIW.
Blackleg-sanji1
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Haha brilliant!
The last guardian and ffxv will never be topped after they happen
Off-Kilter
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Unrelated but I found this hilarious
It's funny, I just typed the same thing.
Last Guardian is already cult. The reviews for it are going to the virgin sacrifice.
They're not shortsighted though, they're just concerned about the future. One of my major concerns is that when I have a family and am on my deathbed, I would really like to grasp my great grandchild's fragile hand and pass him / her my PS4 and first-print physical copy of No Man's Sky. But right now, with this patch bullshit, I'm worried that the strain of knowing I'm not giving them the definitive version of the No Man's Sky experience will simply be too much, and my frail body will just give out and turn to dust.
DriftingSpirit
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TLG will be a classic.
Surprisingly, UC4 didn't burn in flames but TLG will be a beast. I think GT Sport will be another one with all the Evolution, Forza, "lol, these guys take forever to produce this?" etc... nonsense that will go on.
DeepEnigma
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I am going to legit, have my GF change my GAF password and not tell me until 2 weeks after TLG review thread is up, lol.
lol
Holy shit, you too? lol
And I may not even have kids.
Backfoggen
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If Trump becomes president he is going to make those lazy devs work to get their games done on release. No more day 1 patches!
Blackleg-sanji1
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Lol these last few posts are gold. You people are lunar....see what I did there? Lunar-space game... I'll see my way out of the galaxy.
I'm just hoping I wont need a drool cup and diapers.
center of the universe? pfffff, with Overlord Trump, America will be the only universe we will ever need!!!
You could say the same for Journey, but multiplayer is part of the experience even if it barely happens or you can choose to not utilize it.
I'm just gonna make a prediction that it'll be pretty good and most fans will be happy. I don't think the thread will be any more messy than most review threads.
I'm on complete blackout for TLG so I wont know what shit does kick off or not, anyway.
LookAtMeGo
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Where are muh meltdowns!!
DeepEnigma
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Ditto.
They are actually about saying the game was 'early access' or 'not complete' and this new found thing of these 'exotic day one patches' could not make sense to some.
Tal Shiar Agent
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Yeah honestly. Are all 12 of these pages about this?
The chances of running into another player while playing NMS is sooooooo small that it is almost nothing like Journey's chances.
Trump, the Los Alamos Fat Man, ready to be dropped on Washington and get us real Made in America games once again. #bringbackskeletonsingames
gunslikewhoa
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Nah. I would prefer to play this game in August rather than September. And considering that they plan on continually working on the game, there would have been a day one patch two years from now.
Ok but that doesnt mean reviews shouldnt mention it or critique the feature. Thats all.
I imagine a lot of SotC/ICO fans are on complete blackout for The Last Guardian as those are the kind of games best experienced with as little knowledge beforehand as possible. So the review thread could be pretty weird if it's lacking a lot of major fans, though I'm sure it'll be pretty busy still, as people want to see how the game actually turned out.
Unrelated but I found this hilarious
Make the Sky great again.
Mentioning what it theoretically could be it is fine, but how will they critique something that they will not experience?
Huge Succeeded
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Even if this review went up on Monday midnight, or Tuesday during the day with the new patch, I still wouldn't give them the click. Sorry, but such a huge game deserves time.
Also, holy fuck, arrogant much. Considering the game doesn't actually release until Tuesday then that statement go fuck right off.
Also, holy fuck, arrogant much. Considering the game doesn't actually release until Tuesday then that statement go fuck right off.
PodcastFips
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Obviously you haven't read through it, otherwise you would know the review is everything but clickbait.
My biggest complaint about sending out code on/day before release day is how hard you have to push yourself to play the game and do your write ups in as little amount of time as possible.
Juggling a 40 hour job and family life is going to be hard with NMS, but I'm going to do my best to have a piece up within a week of launch.
Juggling a 40 hour job and family life is going to be hard with NMS, but I'm going to do my best to have a piece up within a week of launch.
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