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so has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
He was mad, what more do you need to know?so has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
He was mad, what more do you need to know?
so has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
I'm kind of glad he didn't just because of how over-connected the Star Wars characters always are. It would have been totally justifiable for Vader to be involved in this battle but made a nice change for him to be almost completely auxillary to the main characters' story.
so has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
I couldn't enjoy that scene just because I was waiting for the guy to pass the thing through the door.
"Please pass the thing through the door. We all know it's going to happen, please just do it now so I can enjoy watching Vader slaughter you"
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Vader doesn't need to have a relationship with the main characters. We have the relationship to the main characters. As it stands, the Vader scene doesn't have any dramatic effect. Add the characters that we've spent the entire movie with, and it turns from cheering at Vader's badassery to the audience being conflicted between cheering and feeling scared for the characters.
The Hulk can explain it better than I can:
so has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
This works on multiple levels. Bless you.The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
Why would you think there was ever a torture interrogation scene in the first place? The mind reading monster fits right in with Star Wars. The Empire are the only ones that use the torture chair
so has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
I'd say it's the least offensively bonkers Star Wars prequel. I'd also say it's the most forgettable and bland Star Wars prequel.
It's like Alien 3. It's not as fucking stupid and looney tunes as Resurrection, but I'd rather watch Resurrection because whilst completely garbage, it has some interesting ideas/visuals.
The One and Done™;227110061 said:My ranking
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10/10The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
Ghostdogso has anyone figured out what the fuck forest whitaker was about, or was even attempting to do, or basically anything involving that character and that performance
I have to add that I thought Tarkin was awful. 100% uncanny valley. I was so distracted by it in his first scene I pretty much missed what he said. The voice was off too, by a lot. Such an iconic voice... They didn't need to show his face IMO.
He was a rebel who refused to work with the "mainstream" rebels because I guess he thought they were too establishment and refused to go far enough, so he got paranoid and became an extremist doing terrorist attacks in crowded cities and torturing people who were ostensibly on his side.
Then Jyn came back, and while at first he was so far down the rabbit hole he assumed she was an assassin from the Alliance, seeing her receive the message from Galen managed to snap him out of it. Galen had just revealed that there was real hope for defeating the Empire, and Jyn was willing to go through with it. Saw realized that he didn't need to keep fighting a neverending war of escalating madness, he could leave it to someone else and there was a real chance at actually winning.
Your idea is some of the most fanfictiony type stuff I've seen in a while. Just, just no.Vader doesn't need to have a relationship with the main characters. We have the relationship to the main characters. As it stands, the Vader scene doesn't have any dramatic effect. Add the characters that we've spent the entire movie with, and it turns from cheering at Vader's badassery to the audience being conflicted between cheering and feeling scared for the characters.
The Hulk can explain it better than I can:
The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
We should write episode 9.
Your idea is some of the most fanfictiony type stuff I've seen in a while. Just, just no.
As opposed to the actual fanfiction we got.
Thank you. We don't need the same people involved in the sam events every time.Having Vader kill the protagonists would have been the exact same thing we complain about with the prequels and TFA when we say that they're "shrinking" the universe. Vader has a small and specific role in this movie, he doesn't need to do fucking everything.
Having Vader kill the protagonists would have been the exact same thing we complain about with the prequels and TFA when we say that they're "shrinking" the universe. Vader has a small and specific role in this movie, he doesn't need to do fucking everything.
The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
Then don't have him in the movie at all. Ii'd rather he not be in the movie instead of him casually killing redshirts for the sole purpose of fan service.
I swearThis forum needs to put a moratorium on the expression "fan service" because you guys keep using it in the most nonsensical manner.
......Then don't have him in the movie at all. Ii'd rather he not be in the movie instead of him casually killing redshirts for the sole purpose of fan service.
The film should have ended with the heroes, all surviving, boarding the alliance ship, and all seems peaceful. Then, halfway through the end credits scroll, Vader literally RIPS through the screen with his lightsaber. He walks up to Chirrut and says "the force is IN YOU now" as he runs him through with his blade, before spinning into a decapitation of Bodhi, mocking him with "looks like our imperial traitor got a little aHEAD of himself." He crumples K2SO with a force fist, calling out "This is the droid I'm looking for," and then tosses his saber into the air, kicks Cassian and Baze to the ground on top of each other, and watches as the saber falls through both of them. "Let rebel dogs lie" quips Vader. Finally, he approaches Jyn, and says "I'll be your daddy now... just kidding" and blasts her out of the airlock. Fuck yeah, now that's an ending.
This fan service is a Mary Sue.This forum needs to put a moratorium on the expression "fan service" because you guys keep using it in the most nonsensical manner.
This forum needs to put a moratorium on the expression "fan service" because you guys keep using it in the most nonsensical manner.
I don't see how it's not fan service. What narrative purpose does Vader serve at the end? He's not an obstacle for our main crew to overcome. He's just there kicking ass.
His character and the plot around him is easily the worst part of the movie.
Watching this movie made me wish we got a stand alone Darth Vader movie instead.